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Sometimes, when you miss someone dearly, the phrase "I miss you" just isn’t enough. There’s an invisible force that compels you to express yourself in a much grander way. Thus, there’s no helping but to try to be funny or creative.
We have a consensus that the phrase "I miss you!" has become too bland and boring. Luckily, here are some funny and creative ways to tell someone that you’re vehemently yearning for them!
All of the lines listed here are mere ideas. You can use them as they are, build on them, or create your own. Now’s your chance, so tell your special someone how much you miss them in the most hilarious and fanciful of ways!
Funny Ways to Tell Someone That You Miss Them
- You must be pretty tired given that you’ve been running in my thoughts 24-7.
- ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ. I think I missed something. Oh, it’s U!
- I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
- When I don’t message you, that means I’m waiting for you to miss me.
- Aye miss ewe. I mees yew. Or was it amish yu?
- I miss you more than peanut butter misses jelly.
- Stop asking why the chicken crossed the road. Instead, ask why you always cross my mind.
- I miss you more than an astronaut misses planet Earth.
- I really miss you, but not as much as you missed me. Yeah, I know—I’m pretty awesome!
- I’m not sure if I miss you or I miss insulting you.
- Whenever I’m in the bathroom doing my dirty business, I think about you.
- I want to eat you right now. Err...I meant I want to eat with you right now.
- I miss you more than the ham misses the burger.
- Admit it. Life would be super boring without me.
- I miss you more than a squirrel misses its acorns and nuts.
- I miss you like a fat kid misses cake.
- I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed.
- I miss you lots—like tater tots!
- You’re so much fun to think of.
- Life sucks less with you by my side.
- I was just having dirty thoughts about you.
- Oh my god, I almost lit a candle in your memory.
- I miss you like I miss my phone whenever I forget to take it with me to the toilet.
- There’s always one thing I can’t check in my everyday to-do list—you!
- I miss all five inches of you, if you know what I mean.
- I’m so giddy to see you again.
- Just the sight of you makes my tail wag in delight.
- Everything’s fine, I’m telling you. My mental images of you and my right hand accompanied me well while you were gone.
Creative Ways to Say “I Miss You!”
- There’s something wrong with my brain. It can’t stop thinking of you!
- Missing you is just like blinking—it’s an automatic response.
- Without you in my world, the sun forgets to shine.
- I miss you with all the pieces of heart and the slivers of my soul.
- Looking at your photos never fail to make me smile.
- I wish to be by your side at all times. It’s as simple and as complicated as that!
- I can’t breathe without you. You leave me breathless when you’re with me. Who should adjust?
- Your presence is my obsession.
- I miss you more than the desert misses the rain.
- You were gone forever. I counted.
- I hope you kiss me really hard when I see you.
- My days are not the same whenever you are away.
- I miss the laugh that made me smile and the eyes that said they care.
- I'm holding you in my heart, until I can hold you in my arms.
- Just letting you know that chocolate doesn’t taste as good whenever you’re gone.
- I miss you more than a flower misses the sun.
- I smile whenever I think of the days we spent together.
- When the stars in the sky align, we will see each other again. But until then, I will wait impatiently for that magical day to arrive.
- I herein feel a perennial fleeting contrition because of your absence.
- To say I miss you is an understatement.
- No, I’m not crying. I’m just happy that you’re back.
- When I’m with you, hours feel like seconds. When we’re apart, days feel like years.
- I miss you like the stars miss the sun in the morning skies.
- I miss you like the moon misses the sun, destined to chase it until the end of time.
- Eight letters. Three words. One regret. I miss you.
- Wouldn’t it be awesome if we were doing what we love to do and we were right next to each other doing it?
How to Tell Someone You Miss Them in a Humorous Way
- I did three things today: miss you, miss you, and miss you.
- Your laughter is my best medicine.
- Your absence bothers me a lot!
- I want to write ‘I miss you!’ on a stone and throw it at your face, so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
- If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.
- In your case, I had already turned ‘miss’ into ‘wish.’
- I miss you...tube.
- I was going to search and collect the seven dragon balls to summon/revive you if you didn't come back soon.
- Don’t scare me like that. I thought you were dead.
- You are my addiction. Every time you’re not by my side, I experience withdrawal syndrome.
- I’m so hot right now because I’ve been burning with desire ever since you left.
- I wish I were kissing you instead of missing you.
- You’re always occupying space in my thoughts. You should pay rent!
- I miss you more than cereal misses milk.
- Oh, my poor, POOR heart. It can’t handle your absence.
- I can’t keep calm because I miss you so much.
- Hello, I miss you quite terribly.
- I miss you, I kiss you, I hug you, I want you, I love you. All I need is you, you and only you!
- Without the sun of my life, I can’t photosynthesize.
- As a matter of fact, I’m not done missing you yet. So, could you leave for a bit longer?
- Excuse me, could you step out of my mind and just stay right beside me?
- You’re always in my impure thoughts.
- I’m glad you’re doing well, but I know you’d do better next to me.
- A big, warm hug from you would be nice right now.
- If I were a ghost, no amount of exorcism would make me stay away from you.
- I almost called the police to report you as a missing person.
- Don’t vanish like that again! I almost had a heart attack.
Clever Expressions to Say Instead of “I Miss You!”
- Your absence has gone through me like thread through a needle.
- Time stopped moving for me while you were gone.
- I miss you all the way to the moon and back.
- Darkness is not the absence of light—it’s the absence of you.
- A day without you is like a day without sunshine.
- I miss you a little—a little too often, a little too much, and a little bit more each day!
- We both live under the same sun, and look at the same moon. I just wish we could do both together.
- Why does my life lose color when you’re not around?
- I only miss you when I’m breathing.
- I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.
- Missing you comes in waves, and tonight I’m drowning.
- I wish that you were here, or I were there, or we were together anywhere.
- I started missing you as soon as we said goodbye.
- I just want to be next to you. Nothing more, nothing less.
- Without you, I’m a pencil without lead—Yup, pointless.
- Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, stop and smile because I am thinking of you.
- You taught me what emptiness feels like when you’re not with me.
- Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love.
- Every piece of me misses you.
- You’re kinda, sorta, basically, always on my mind.
- A piece of my heart is always missing when you’re not with me.
- I'm craving you in so many ways.
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Sharon on August 02, 2020:
I love your page, keep going!