100+ Ways to Get Revenge on Someone

Updated on October 19, 2019
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I am a marriage and family therapist with a master's degree in marriage and family therapy.

100+ Ways to Seek Revenge

Before we get started on our countdown for 100+ ways to seek revenge, think long and hard about the reason why you want to get revenge. Once you prank someone, your actions cannot be "undone"—prepare for repercussions, be they good or bad.

It is helpful to know if person you are going to prank can take a joke or not. One way to know if they can take a prank is if they do some of these things themselves. Planning can make or break how much fun you have.

Let's get right down to business to find out distinct ways to get revenge, be it on your ex, friends, family members, classmates, or, of course, those pesky coworkers!

Anonymous Revenge

Looking to dish out some justice without evidence pointing back to you? Checkout these naughty anonymous revenge ideas:

How to Get Revenge Anonymously

  1. Cyranwrap the persons car
  2. Put wet ink on the inside door handle of their car.
  3. Sign them up for every source of spam mail imaginable.
  4. Ship them tons of weird, cheap items from China. Aliexpress for the win!
  5. Hide something foul smelling in their car.
  6. Drip honey all over their stuff.
  7. Leave rude notes under their windshield wipers.
  8. Send them a glitter bomb.
  9. Send them this nasty surprise!

Getting Back at an Ex

Getting revenge on an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend can be particularly easy and nasty because you know so much about their world... and have access to it!

How to Get Revenge on an Ex

  1. Put red food coloring in the main waterline.
  2. Mix super glue in their styling gel.
  3. Put something red in the wash with their whites.
  4. Put their keys in a glass of water and put it to freeze in the freezer.
  5. Spray bad smelling perfume all over their clothes.
  6. Move their car (without them knowing) to a totally different spot and make them hunt for it.
  7. Got a cat? Empty the dirty cat box in their shower.
  8. Put their XBOX out in the rain or snow.
  9. Remove their house/apartment key off their key ring when they're not watching and put it in the house.

Getting Revenge on Friends

I don't know about you, but I'm not in the business of burning bridges, so here are some funny ways to get revenge on your friends that they'll eventually get over!

How to Get Revenge on a Friend

  1. Fill their car with balloons.
  2. Change your friend's phone setting to Spanish or Chinese.
  3. Fill their wax warmer with melted crayons.
  4. Add a bunch of Nickleback songs to their favorite playlist.
  5. Set their alarm to go off at 3 am with a blow horn sound.
  6. Hang a bucket of cold water over the entrance of the door. Tie a rope so when the door opens, the bucket flips upside down on them.
  7. Put clear tape over a doorway so when they come in, they walk into an invisible wall of tape.
  8. Get a mask from any horror movie and scare them when they least expect it.
  9. You can even record the scare and post it online.
  10. Wire their car horn to their brakes. It's hilarious!

Car Horn wired to Brake Lights

Getting Revenge on Family

Your family has a way to getting under your skin like no one else can! Here are some ways to get revenge on family members that won't have you written out of the will!

How to Get Revenge on Family

  1. Drink directly from every beverage container in the fridge.
  2. Put labels with your name on them on everything in the fridge.
  3. Hide the remote control.
  4. Take the batteries out of the remote control.
  5. Hide all the cell phone chargers.
  6. Order pepperoni pizza and eat all the pepperonis off the top.
  7. Mix the entire collection of DVDs into different cases.
  8. Put oil in their hair conditioner.
  9. Put lemon juice in the milk.
  10. Put salt in the milk.
  11. Swap the salt and sugar containers in the pantry.
  12. Clog the toilet with toilet paper and old food from the fridge.
  13. Upper deck the toilet with canned soup.
  14. Replace a light bulb to a super low watt bulb.

Getting Revenge at School

Got a bully in class that needs to learn a lesson? Here are some tricky tips to get revenge on that bully! (Beware, you may land in the principle's office!) Also, make sure you don't become the bully yourself!

How to Get Revenge at School

  1. Hide your classmate's homework.
  2. Stuff their backpack full of tissues.
  3. Drip something sticky onto their chair.
  4. Send something embarrassing from their phone.
  5. Stick "My Little Pony" stickers all over their locker.
  6. Put an empty milk carton in their backpack.
  7. Hide their lunchbox from them.
  8. Erase their name from their homework.

Getting Revenge on Co-workers

Whether they stole your parking spot, broke the printer, or took credit for your work, there's no doubt about it, co-workers can definitely get on one's nerves!

How to Get Revenge on a Co-worker

  1. Put post it-notes all over their car.
  2. Hide their desk office supplies to another side of the office space.
  3. Put all their office supplies in jello.
  4. Remove all the stapler refills from the stapler and hide all the refill supplies.
  5. Spray adhesive to their keyboard to make it sticky.
  6. Prank call their office phone all day, never say a word!

Instead of Revenge...

Try doing something positive for yourself rather than something negative to someone else.

How to Avoid Vengeful Thoughts & Actions

As this may seem as a side tangent, you should always consider the the flip side. These are words of wisdom a mentor once bestowed onto me. Remember that by seeking revenge, you are giving that person "the victee" power over you. Power over your thoughts, over your emotions, and potentially power over your actions.

Instead of honing that energy to seek revenge, hone that energy to make yourself a stronger, smarter, healthier, and more powerful individual. Cultivate something new with that new energy and vigor. Do something special for yourself that you enjoy. Either way, try to take any negative situation and turn it around to make a positive. You can take away either the worst or the best part of any situation. You have the power to take control over anything.

My tips to get revenge turn the tables upside down. Turn the focus towards yourself, which is the last thing the victee would anticipate.

1. Do something positive for yourself.

2. Spend time making yourself a stronger, wiser person.

3. Do everything in your power to get that negative person out of your life.

4. Succeed them or surpass them in any given skill.

5. Find a way to take their power away.

6. Surround yourself with better people.

7. Become wealthy and rich.

8. Take the time to invest in your health. Maybe Start exercising or trying a different form of exercise. Take your mind off of them.

9. Lose those extra pesky pounds. Make them jealous of you.

10. Become the one in charge of them.

People who take advantage of you, cheat on you, or whatever the case may be in your situation, simply don't deserve you. It may be best to move on in life an find someone or a group of people much better. You want to find yourself with people moving up in the world, not moving backwards.

Please use this information for entertainment purposes only as this is not intended to be enacted in real life scenarios. PJ takes no responsibility for the content on this page but if you have any more great ideas, please leave a comment below on an epic way you sought revenge.

This content is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge and is not meant to substitute for formal and individualized advice from a qualified professional.

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