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How to Properly Respond to Dirty Pic Requests (From Guys)

Updated on March 8, 2017

"Send Me a Pussy Pic"

When a guy asks you for a pussy pic, your first step is to take a photo of your cat or any cat in your neighborhood unless you don't have a cat to photograph then you go to google and you find a photo of a cat.

You text that cat photo to the guy with the words "Here's my pussy" and nothing more. If you really want to mess with him, ask him if he would like to see your pussy wet or dry and when he responds with "wet" because that's how guys are, send him a photo of a wet cat with the words "Here's my wet pussy!"

"Send Me an Ass Pic"

When you get a text from a guy requesting a photo of your ass, here's what you do. First you go to Google and do an image search for a photo of a donkey and you send that to the guy with the words "Here's my ass!"

"Send Me a Boob Pic"

The next time you're cooking a dinner, make chicken breast and prepare a plate with two chicken breasts on it and take a photo of it and save that photo on your phone. You can probably also find a photo of a plate with two chicken breasts on Google if you don't feel like cooking or don't know how to cook.

And when a guy sends you a text requesting a photo of your breasts, reply back with the pic of a plate with two chicken breasts and the words "Here's my breasts!"

"Send Me a Nude Pic"

When a guy sends you a text begging for a nude photo of you, first you go to Google and do an image search of this exact phrase "ugly fat naked man" and pick one of the images that pops up in the results and send it to him with the words "Here's something naked!"

Which response was the funniest?

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