My 25 Favorite Quotes on Sex, Love, and Marriage
We're all interested in it, we all talk about it, we all feel awkward at times about it.... why not laugh about it? Here's some of my favorite quotations about sex and love.
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. -- George Carliin
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. -- Woody Allen
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed. -- Albert Einstein
I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading -- Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker -- Woody Allen
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.—Billy Crystal
When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always –- Rita Rudner
A man's only as old as the woman he feels – Groucho Marx
Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. – Gore Vidal
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own -- Woody Allen
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. --- Shirley MacLaine
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. – Steve Martin
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands --Jacques Languirand
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither! – Drew Carey
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.— Mae West
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.--- Richard Lewis
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. – Ben Franklin
I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress – Steve Martin
There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed – George Burns
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. – Milton Berle
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. – Roseanne Barr
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on – Marilyn Monroe
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
-- Mignon McLaughlin
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ---Charles M Schulz