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50 Things Women Want Men to Know

Linda (Kaywood) Bilyeu is a self-published author. Her books are available on Amazon. She writes from the heart—there is no other way.

Communication between women and men is crucial for understanding each others needs.

Communication between women and men is crucial for understanding each others needs.

Understanding Women 101

Will women and men really ever fully understand each other? Probably not.

Both genders are amazing and offer their unique perspectives to a relationship.

Wouldn't it be nice if we had the chance to actually comprehend what our partner is saying?

Whether it's with action or key words that are on the sly and not actually straight forward.

I hope you take these useful tricks of the trade into consideration.

Men and women might never fully understand each other, but the important thing is that we never give up trying.

Disclaimer: This list is all in fun, yet factual. A sense of humor and an open mind is required before proceeding to read.

Rekindle the Flame or Get Burned

Rekindle the flame on occasion to keep the love alive!

Rekindle the flame on occasion to keep the love alive!

What Women Want Men To Know

  1. Contrary to rumors, gossip or however else you might have heard it...we don't read minds. We are not psychic. If you want or need something you should ask. We prefer not to assume.
  2. Get yourself acquainted with "The Look." You were probably familiar with this practice while you were a child and your parent gave you "The Look." Well this gesture never goes away. So prepare yourself and as always have an escape plan ready.
  3. Trust us multi-tasking is possible. Take baby steps...if you focus hard enough you could do two things at once. Follow up with three and work up to ten.
  4. Fact: Women get the last word. There are no ifs, ands or buts. Consider the alternative if she doesn't. Not worth the hassle.
  5. Proceed with caution when you hear the words "We need to talk"
  6. We will always ponder why Menopause, Menstruation and Mental Breakdown all begin with the word MEN. Any insight on this dilemma would be appreciated.
  7. When you are tongue tied for a response, "Yes, Dear" always seems to work best.
  8. Even if you burn a meal we will still eat it because you prepared it.
  9. Bodily sounds are not acceptable and blaming the kids or pets doesn't work.
  10. Partners might be the "last to know," but when we find out you best run for the hills because your life as you know it will never be the same again.
  11. Fact: A cocky, know-it-all attitude truly gets you nowhere.
  12. When a women asks "Does my butt looks big?" Do not pause, just answer quickly. There is never a rewind for this moment.
  13. Using a cute kid or adorable puppy as a decoy to attract women is a great plan and works! Just be sure you have permission to use either if they aren't yours. Bail is not part of the package.
  14. When women say "I'll consider it" just forget you asked because chances are the answer you want won't be flowing from her mouth.
  15. Fact: Watching the movie Brokeback Mountain will not make you gay!
  16. There is nothing unmasculine about asking for directions while driving. It's more honorable to ask and arrive at our destination safely.
  17. FYI: Common colds have a duration of 5 days. You are not doomed or dying. Nonexistent whining would be appreciated or at least keep it to a minimum of a few times per day, not hourly. Further proof why women give birth.
  18. It's OK to share your feelings, concerns, worries and it's OK to cry. Please don't sob as often as Speaker of the House John Boehner!
  19. Being competitive is fun. Being overly competitive makes us want to kick you in the nuts.
  20. PMS is the real deal. There is no way around it. You can't avoid it. Yes, you should walk on eggshells. On the bright side, PMS doesn't last forever and we will be back to normal in a few days. Just imagine PMS as a hurricane. The storm is approaching, the eye of the storm causes havoc. There is always sunshine at the end of a storm.
  21. We appreciate that when we are singing off-key to our favorite songs that you don't ridicule us. Even if we ridicule you.
  22. Size really doesn't matter. It's how you use it that does!
  23. Playful flirting with other women is OK. Just remember whatever you can do we can do better!
  24. We appreciate you trying to always solve our problems. Just keep in mind we usually don't want you to, we are just venting and most likely the remedy is already in the works.
  25. Playing dress-up with our clothing is a major concern that should be addressed.

Women Have The Last Word

26. Some women are OK with you having a good friend of the opposite gender. Just don't let those some of us down.

27. You should never, ever spend more time in front of a mirror then us. Ever.

28. Over-inflated egos and an abundance of self-confidence is a total turn-off.

29. Substance abuse of any kind is unacceptable, unless we are also abusers. If so, we should plan a trip to rehab pronto. Enablers aren't healthy for a relationship.

30. We appreciate it when we feel appreciated since we do appreciate you and mutual appreciation is vital for a healthy, appreciative relationship.

31. We do have the capability to retrain your brain. The left and the right side. Also everything in between.

32. We don't watch sports with you just for the eye candy. We actually also like sports. It's amazing to watch a touchdown happen during the 9th inning of the Stanley Cup Finals and a hole in one while watching a basketball game! Yep, no eye candy for us.

33. Never, ever touch that last piece of chocolate. Ever. Never. Ever.

34. Going shopping with us gives you extra bonus points.

35. Texting us with bad news is a major reduction in points.

36. If you truly love your family you will have yearly medical physicals. Excuses never apply here.

37. Don't expect us to always be the conversationalist. On the flip side, do not talk as much as a woman. There is a gray area. You could find it.

38. Surprise gifts are always welcome.

39. If you should have a complaint, follow it up with a compliment. That makes the difference between a "lucky" and unlucky day!

40. Forgetting a birthday or anniversary is equivalent to 3 months of hard labor. We advise against it. Always have a back up plan to remember. Consider a tattoo on your forehead.

41. We don't really look at the size of your feet or hands.

42. You seriously didn't believe #41, did you?

43. We realize you'll never be perfect because in reality perfection is boring. But we will continue to try to mold you into near perfection.

44. Just like you need your space so do we. So we will agree to disagree that we both need space and during this "space" we will question why we actually wanted space.

45. "I have a headache" is not curable with Tylenol, but it is with a cold shower.

46. Cold shoulders are not something we like to give, so try not to bring one on.

47. Scratching your private body parts is unhygienic and should never be done in public. Adjusting yourself also falls into this category. Get a room.

48. Yes, common sense is something we all have the capability of acquiring on a daily basis.

49. Contrary to what you've heard "swearing" is not a tool. So there is no need to use curse words while tending to chores.

50. You will never fully understand women, but never give up trying.

Treat Women Like a Star

My daughter Carissa. She's spoken for ;)

My daughter Carissa. She's spoken for ;)

This content is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge and is not meant to substitute for formal and individualized advice from a qualified professional.

© 2012 Linda Bilyeu

Comments

Pat Riarchy on May 22, 2018:

Funnily enough, this is exactly why

A Man Needs a Female Like a Fish Needs a Lobotomy.

Suzie from Carson City on December 26, 2016:

Hey GF! I have really graduated! There's actually nothing I want men to know any more. I'd prefer they not get close enough to even hear me!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL "Have a wonderful New Year SFAM!!!!" Love & hugs, Effer

And Robert.....You're a perfect example! LOL

Robert on December 26, 2016:

What a lot of crap !

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on June 13, 2015:

LOL! Repeat as often as needed, Effer!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on June 13, 2015:

#18 is a good one! :)

Liz Elias from Oakley, CA on June 12, 2015:

Hahahahaha!! Very good. I especially like #18! Too funny; too true!

Voted up +++

Suzie from Carson City on June 12, 2015:

And again! I don't care what anyone says! Some things are well worth REPEATING!!! LOL

The Logician from now on on April 03, 2015:

Now this is a ruse if I ever saw one.

Speaking as a man who has been to Venus (and Mars) investigating just why the genders can't communicate I have to tell you this is written solely for women. No real man can get past number one or maybe two before he starts experiencing deja vu, then anxiety coupled with confusion resulting in a blank stare and further reading without comprehension. DO NOT try to get your boyfriend or husband to read all 50 without providing immediate medical assistance experienced in symptoms of PSD.

Any man who manages to read even one of these 50, I guarantee you, in his mind the first word he will utter is "but" followed by something like, but I did and that didn't work, or but I tried but, or but that's what I want her to know about men, but....but....but.

So men, don't fall for this, it's a trap. 50 things is too much by 49 for any man to absorb, the goal here is to totally overload your mind and render you helpless to ever say to any woman the words...NOoooo, I don't want to!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on April 03, 2015:

Good idea, Effer...I do miss my list hubs, I'll have to create one again...soon! :)

Suzie from Carson City on April 03, 2015:

This brings back memories! It's time you graced us with another of your fabulous & famous lists! How about 50 reasons why women are always right!!?...LOL. We just can't say these things often enough, can we? Men need constant reminders,,,,,,,Love this hub. Love Effer

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 27, 2014:

Thanks for your feedback Emmyboy.

Emmyboy from Nigeria on March 26, 2014:

I am not impressed - most especially with this statement: "We appreciate that when we are singing off-key to our favorite songs that you don't ridicule us. Even if we ridicule you."

To me, this 'harmless-looking' statement sums the whole problem with women!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 26, 2014:

Hey Effer! Welcome back! :)

Suzie from Carson City on March 26, 2014:

LOL.....2nd time, 3rd time....This is one of your hubs that causes laughter no matter how many times it's read!!! I guess we call this an "evergreen" hub.....LOL........loved this again!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 25, 2014:

Thank you for sharing your POV Michael Perry.

Michael perry on February 09, 2014:

31. Is false we just don't do it in front of you.. Dangerous if you try to change us too much. You'll be with someone you don't even know anymore.

35. Depends in situation. Sometimes notification is all that's required..major stuff is best to call. Good rule for both sexes

39. Depends in whose wrong, if your wrong I'm right I don't have to sugar your ego. Woman up just like men have to.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 09, 2013:

Thanks Y'all for sharing your thoughts!

ooquendo on May 26, 2013:

Awesome hub. Voted up.

Hailey on May 24, 2013:

Awesome, hilarious hub lol, women are so unpredictable, there should be a numerous tomes book on women's behaviour.

Here is a jokes that makes me laugh every times i think about it:

British scientists finally figure out a secret "what a woman want", but she change her mind. ahahahahahah

Karen Silverman on April 29, 2013:

i LOVED this - period!

who knows even where to start - there is no favorite - they are ALL hilarious!

i love to laugh, Linda - thank you for this spicy, unique hub!

You're AWESOME!

voting up and sharing forward...

Trinity M on April 29, 2013:

LOL! Love this Linda! Of course when I asked my husband “Does this dress make my butt look big?”, his answer right off the cuff was, “Of course not dear, it’s your butt that makes your butt look big, not the dress…” I’ll be forwarding this hub to him ASAP! :)

Voted up and funny!

Mary Hyatt from Florida on April 29, 2013:

Every male should be required to read this Hub! Men will never understand us gals, and I don't think we will ever understand them either.

Great Hub. Voted UP, etc.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on April 28, 2013:

I agree DDE!

Devika Primić from Dubrovnik, Croatia on March 31, 2013:

The understanding of both genders can be complicating to the point and very true.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 31, 2012:

Thank you for your comments Steph and Soconfident!

Azure, I'm glad you enjoyed making the rounds from Rolly's hub, to mine and then to Josh's.

Moesky, #24 is crucial to remember! :)

Moesky on December 31, 2012:

And I thought women didn't want us to understand them!

Must admit though, when I finally sussed number 24 it took a load off my mind... and back.

azure_sky from Somewhere on the Beach, if I am lucky :) on November 10, 2012:

Roflmao!!! After reading Rolly A Chabot's "50 Reason Why Men are Men"....he provided me with the link to your hub here. I loved all 50 of them! Upped it, and clicked across the board! Now...I'll have to go and read Josh 3418's hub as well! Thanks for the laughs :)

Derrick Bennett on October 30, 2012:

Very funny some of these I found to be useful and funny.

Stephanie Marie Severson from Atlanta, GA on October 29, 2012:

Thanks for an awesome hub. I voted up.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on October 20, 2012:

yssubramanyam ~ Joanmaynard ~ Dancilla ~ Life as a blog ~ ignugent17 ~ thebluestar ~ mjkearn ~ shiningirisheyes ~ Vinaya Ghimire ~ ahorseback ~ docmo ~ D.Juris Stetser

Thank you all for your useful, witty and thoughtful comments!

D.Juris Stetser from South Dakota on October 14, 2012:

Fantastic article - witty, amusing, often right on target!!

Voted Up, and all the options. oh, and Sharing, for sure....

Mohan Kumar from UK on October 11, 2012:

I miss me some Sunshine so I came back to learn from the wise Master. I ma wiser now. But not necessarily smarter!

ahorseback on October 06, 2012:

"YES DEAR ", I Pushed all of the buttons *$&# lol................awesome , funny too .

Vinaya Ghimire from Nepal on October 06, 2012:

Sunshine, I'm sharing this hub on pinterest and facebook.

Shining Irish Eyes from Upstate, New York on October 05, 2012:

This is one of the best hubs I've read in some time!!!! I can not pick out one favorite as they are all TRUTHFUL AND HONEST!!!

So glad to have found this profile page as I have thoroughly enjoyed the endless laughter produced by this awesome hub!

Voting up and sharing.

mjkearn on October 03, 2012:

Hi Sunshine

what a fabulous find and fantastic great must have and print checklist hub.

Awesome, inspiring, not what I was looking for but definitely what I need.

Love the butt tip and yes I fail every time but I do tell my partner that she has sexy buns front and rear.

The bodily noises, yep fail that too and trying to blame our recently rescued black lab isn't working either.

The piece de resistance of course is the "never understanding women but keep trying".

Love this and must work harder at implementation.

Thanks for writing this and giving us males a well deserved kick in the ass.

Awesome hub. Voted up, ticked and shared.

MJ.

ignugent17 on September 19, 2012:

Very funny ! I really enjoyed reading it.

Thanks for sharing.

Voted up and more!

Annette Donaldson from Northern Ireland on September 17, 2012:

LOL and I did all the way through. I even found that my other half had a tendency to many of them especially #21, which he always does. I loved this hub and the different styles it showed between men and women. My own special no no is "Don't ever compare my cooking to your mothers, otherwise go home" Do you relate? :) x

Monty Hamilton from Austin, Texas on August 22, 2012:

Awesome! "Yes, Dear" is definitely my new go-to response :)

Priscilla from El Paso on August 18, 2012:

This hub made my day. Made me laugh, I really enjoyed reading it. This is one hub that I voted up!

Joan from St Kitts on August 07, 2012:

HaHaa!!! I loved it. Men all over the world need a copy of this article. Now let me go and see the 50 things that men wants usto know...

yssubramanyam from india, nellore. andhrapradesh on August 05, 2012:

appreciable content. i am very much pleased. lovely hub/

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on August 05, 2012:

bac2basics, Thank you very much for sharing your story. I hope someone learns from your experience! Much appreciated.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on August 05, 2012:

Thomas, That was a great start and end to your comment!:)

Hi Loveme, Thank you. I appreciate the compliment and your comment!

Hello Martie! I was also LMAO when I wrote that one! It's the truth, why should we hide that fact!:)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on August 05, 2012:

Hi Lyric, This hub is evergreen...someone could always use it. No expiration date!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on August 05, 2012:

Hi Cogerson, I thought you might like my sports knowlegde. It's not just about the eye candy! Thanks for stopping by!:)

Anne from Spain on August 05, 2012:

Great great hub..I really enjoyed it. My darling husband died many years ago and I miss him every single hour almost of every single day. However, he did once really take the biscuit when he rang me from work to ask what colour eye´s did I have...can you believe that one !! apparently he had been trying to describe me to a colleague ( we all worked at the same place) and rang to ask me that question. At first I thought he must be joking but he wasn´t. When he arrived home some hours later I was not in the best of moods and asked what on earth he was looking at when I thought he was gazing at me tenderly during intimate moments. His reply was that at such close range and without his glasses on , he couldn´t actually see very much anyway...this did nothing to placate the situation because he must have looked at my eye´s a million times with glasses in place and from a distance..hmmmm. He was very good at the " yes dears" though, and also had a great saying which was " I wear the trousers in this house....If that´s all right with you dear" Despite all that I loved him immensely and he was the only man for me ...ever. Great hub and a big vote up.

Martie Coetser from South Africa on August 05, 2012:

Oh, this is hilarious and so TRUE! Stressing 50 things women want men to know is not as easy as it sounds. You are brilliant with this type of lists.

LMAO for: "Playful flirting with other women is OK. Just remember whatever you can do we can do better!"

Voted up and awesome!

Lovelovemeloveme from Cindee's Land on August 05, 2012:

You are my idol! I love this hub! thanks soo much

fav #'s : 23, 30 , 31, 40 hahaha

ThoughtSandwiches from Reno, Nevada on July 25, 2012:

Linda,

Heavens...where to start?

#4--I will invariably allow her the last word but will typically mutter something under my breath about number #20. #32 was awesome...I'm still giggling!

Thomas

Richard Ricky Hale from West Virginia on July 21, 2012:

Sunshine, awesome article girly! This list is so true. Wish I could have found it 10 years earlier though! So funny, but so TRUE:)

UltimateMovieRankings from Virginia on July 20, 2012:

Wow that is a huge amount of feedback for this hub....congrats on a wonderfully written hub and congrats on how popular it has been on HubPages. Lots of funny items in this list....my favorites being The Look, #50 we(the guys) can never give up and #32 your sports knowledge is truly impressive....voted up and interesting.

Joshua Zerbini from Pennsylvania on July 13, 2012:

Linda,

Just dropping by to spread the hublove for the awesome flip side hub! You did great here, so I decided to stop on by and laugh again!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 08, 2012:

Hi Mellonyy, I enjoyed your tips on dating hub! Well done!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 08, 2012:

Ruchira, Feel free to print out the list and share it with your man. I'm sure he'll find the humor in this compilation of tips:)

Thanks for your comment!

Mellonyy on July 07, 2012:

Great article Sunshine625! I also write on this subject. Thumbs up !

Ruchira from United States on July 07, 2012:

haha...I am laughing out loud while reading this entertaining hub of yours. Now, My wish is that IF my man would consider some points from here...lol

beautifully written and it's loud and clear, my friend.

over to read Josh's hub.

voted up and sharing it across

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 07, 2012:

Hi auenni, No "misandry" here of any kind. If you read the disclaimer before you proceeded with the tips you would have realized that.

"Disclaimer: This list is all in fun, yet factual. A sense of humor and an open mind is required before proceeding to read. Feel free to share your tips and tricks of the trade in the comment section below."

If you aren't familiar with "The Look" be very thankful. "The Look" has been around since mankind. Parents give it, mates give it and even teacher give "The Look" no words are ever needed with it.

Anyone who knows Sunshine knows that she spreads love, not hate. I hope you understand this article better now. Thank you for your comment which enabled me to explain myself to the ones who don't get it.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 07, 2012:

Schoolgirl, Great picks! I so agree about Britney and Christina. Christina has the voice and Brit had the moves. I'm glad you enjoyed my tips. Gotta love the men and their sense of humor. Thanks for your comment.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 07, 2012:

poosjasd7, My thoughts exactly! No one wants the cold shoulder. Women don't enjoy giving it and men don't enjoy when it happens. It's best to keep shoulders warm at all times:)

auenni on July 07, 2012:

this entire hub sounds quite misandry to me. for example 'the look'. maybe the writer can explain what that means? not everyone can interpret phases like that and i am not sure whether the writer wants to help men with their women or just write what she likes

schoolgirlforreal on July 07, 2012:

Yes sunshine it would be great if we could understand each other! Lol!!

#3 is cute. I always thought Christina was way more talented than Brittney.....

#4 is very true. And also, he needs to leave the house when you're pissed.

Take space.

#16, #17- and if I have a cold..you can still kiss me lol,

#20..yeah and if he keeps track of it, he might know even before we do, in case we forget, why we're being biatches, ok nuff said.

poojasd7 from India on July 06, 2012:

41,42 LOL LOL LOL

Also, men should not complain about women being so talkative. If they do, then better be prepared for silent treatment ;-)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 06, 2012:

Hello drbj, Thank you for your comment and visit...always appreciated!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 06, 2012:

Hi Linda! I totally agree! I was just talking to someone today about men and multi-tasking and HE also agrees that they aren't as good as women are. On the flip side they are better at some things than we are. It evens out :)

drbj and sherry from south Florida on July 06, 2012:

This awesome list should be required reading, Linda, for any gentleman contemplating a relationship, engagement or marriage. Way to go, girl.

Linda Chechar from Arizona on July 06, 2012:

What a hoot! Love the ones about multitasking (my husband is incapable) and the word "men" in menopause, menstruation and mental breakdown -- makes you wonder, doesn't it? IMO there is a direct correlation! Voted up, useful and, of course, funny! You made my morning!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 06, 2012:

Hi Maria! Josh and I are The Dynamic Duo who create Hub Duo's...We have limited time, but we try our best to bring humor to all. I'm looking forward to his interview with you!:)

Yes, good health is gift we could give our loved ones.

Thank you for your comment.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 06, 2012:

Hi Sue! I knew others could relate to the chocolate tip. It's a fact...never, ever touch it! :)

Thank you for you comment and compliment to my daughter!:)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 06, 2012:

Hi Denise! I'm glad you enjoyed the list!:)

Maria Jordan from Jeffersonville PA on July 06, 2012:

Dear Linda--

A perfect accompaniment to Josh's hub on the guy's perspective... you are truly a dynamic duo!

I am so grateful that amidst the funnier thoughts you included the importance of medical check-ups and taking care of themselves in #36.

Having just met sweet josh, I have invited him to 'play' a role in my series... here's hoping!

Great and a smile maker-- Voted UP & FAB. Hugs, Maria

Sueswan on July 05, 2012:

Hi Linda,

"WARNING: Never, ever touch that last piece of chocolate. Ever. Never. Ever." Especially when we are PMSing. LOL

Your daughter is a beautiful young lady.

Voted up up and away

Take care :)

Denise Handlon from North Carolina on July 05, 2012:

FUNNY! So right on ... loved it.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 05, 2012:

Josh...Hub Duo! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 05, 2012:

Very good thought Rajan!!! Could that be why the three of them start with MEN? Hmmm. Possibly not, but it could make us wonder. Thanks for the share and for fun comment!

Rajan Singh Jolly from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar, INDIA. on July 05, 2012:

An awesome list Linda. About the no 6 point on this list. I think all the 3 things affect us men, therefore.... Just a thought..hehe.

Up all the way. Shared on HH.

Joshua Zerbini from Pennsylvania on July 04, 2012:

Just stopping by to say great job again Linda! This was such a blast, I thoroughly enjoyed partnering up with you HUB DUO partner! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 04, 2012:

Thanks James for your comment and votes! Truth mixed with humor makes for lessons to be learned by all in an entertaining way.

Olde Cashmere on July 04, 2012:

I loved this list Linda! So much truthfulness with a touch of humor throughout. Thank you for sharing these useful and handy pointers. Voted up, awesome, interesting, and useful :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 04, 2012:

I agree Alecia. If only they could experience it for at least one day then maybe they could understand PMS better. Great comment!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 04, 2012:

Anamika, I'm glad to hear you could agree on some of these points. Thank you for the compliment. Much appreciated.

Hi M, I think you might have enjoyed this hub! Haha!:)

Alecia Murphy from Wilmington, North Carolina on July 04, 2012:

Great hub! I think this is on the money. #20 is something I wish we could fully explain because it seems like so many men don't get the concept since they can't experience it.

Life Under Construction from Neverland on July 04, 2012:

Yahuu Yahuuuu!! this is brilliant Shine! hahaha i love it

Anamika S Jain from Mumbai - Maharashtra, India on July 03, 2012:

Wow! I find myself agreeing to almost all your points. Hub voted up and shared on FB. Btw, your daughter is as pretty as you. She has an infectious smile! Now we know where she got her beauty from...

Joshua Zerbini from Pennsylvania on July 03, 2012:

Haha, I will not enter into that argument @ Linda and Injured Lamb...Just kidding :) Once again, wanted to come back and say awesome job Linda! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 03, 2012:

InjuredLamb, Women overbearing and demanding? Never. Ever. Ever. Ok, maybe some of us. Thanks for your comment:)

Injured lamb on July 03, 2012:

This is really a well done job Linda, agree with you especially love these...6,10,11,20,28 and 46, haha...hope these won't make us too "overbearing" and "demanding"...cheers Linda!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 03, 2012:

Alocsin, I've never seen House Hunters BUT I've heard my friends and family members and myself talk! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 03, 2012:

rfmoran, The brown or black shoe would apply to both genders...I've done that countless times! Good one!!! By the way I was born and bred on Long Island. Some friends of mine were just discussing Long Isand Deli's and Pizza Places on Facebook!:)

Aurelio Locsin from Orange County, CA on July 03, 2012:

For confirmation of #4, we have only to turn to episodes of "House Hunters" on Home and Garden TV. When couples buy a home from three choices, it's usually the woman who gets her way, no matter what house the man wants. Voting this Up and Interesting.

Russ Moran - The Write Stuff from Long Island, New York on July 03, 2012:

Good and funny stuff. My favorite is when I'm asked "Should I wear the black shoes or the brown?" I respond, "the brown." Whereupon I am asked: "What's wrong with the black ones?"

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 03, 2012:

Jpcmc, Thank you for sharing your thoughts...I appreciate them. Your wife is a lucky lady. "The Look" is not something to reckon with.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 03, 2012:

JKenny! Congratulations on your new relationship. Wishing you all the best!!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 03, 2012:

Hi Rema, Seriously when do all three words begin with MEN? There must be a reason? Hopefully one day we'll find out. Thank you for your comment and my daughter thanks you also!:)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 03, 2012:

yssubramanyam...I appreciate you sharing your thoughts about women want men to know.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 03, 2012:

Docmo, Compliments will get you everywhere! Of course you pass!:)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on July 03, 2012:

Hi Angel, I appreciate you sharing your thoughts. Women are shining stars...I think that's one thing we could all agree on.

JP Carlos from Quezon CIty, Phlippines on July 03, 2012:

I've known my wife for 16 years and we've been married for 5 years. I know what you mean with the look. But I still have to master the subtle changes in facial tensions. And yes, when id doubt, Yes dear is a good answer - in my case it's Yes, Love.

James Kenny from Birmingham, England on July 02, 2012:

Wonderful Hub Sunshine, gave me a nice chuckle on a rather dreary British summer's day. I've recently fallen in love with a very special girl, so I'm making a checklist of these as we speak hehehe...

Rema T V from Chennai, India on July 02, 2012:

Hi Linda,

Very entertaining. Loved it from start to finish. Liked everything especially the 3 words starting with MEN-what a strange coincidence! Just like many here have said, the list has a whole lot of value too. Lovely hub! Thanks. And your daughter is very sweet. Sharing it across for the benefit of my friends on HP. Cheers, Rema

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