50 Things Real Women Don't Do

Updated on May 29, 2018
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Linda (Kaywood) Bilyeu is a self-published author. Her books are available on Amazon. She writes from the heart—there is no other way.

In all fairness to my article 50 Things Real Men Don't Do I thought it would be entertaining to create an article for women also!

OK, I also had a few requests for retaliation.

Regardless men and women are still awesome and without them where would any of us be?

Something to ponder before you read the list.

Mind you, it wasn't as easy to create this hub since women are near perfect!

Yet I was able to come up with 50 things with a little help from some friends.

You will notice that some of the things that I listed about men I also listed for women because they fit the criteria.

Once again I will emphasize that this list is based on opinions. Feel free to add your opinions in the comment section.

Are you a real woman?

  1. Curse and swear like a trucker, unless she is a trucker.
  2. Flip another driver the bird, if cut off in traffic.
  3. Drink a man under the table.
  4. Or do anything else under the table.
  5. Take her hormonal rage out on an innocent bystander.
  6. Sleep with her mate's best friend or any other friend for that matter.
  7. Wear spandex in public.
  8. Dress like a hoochie unless you are out clubbing or you are a hoochie.
  9. Act like a man, but yet they have balls.
  10. Neglect a mammogram due to a few seconds of discomfort!
  11. Neglect a pap or colonoscopy because it's degrading!
  12. Drive erratically in their oversized SUV's because they can't reach the gas pedal and the cushions they are using shift while they are driving!
  13. Go bra-less in public. The girls need the extra support.
  14. Apply makeup or tweeze their eyebrows while driving!
  15. Have hot flashes, they have power surges.
  16. Forget to look in the mirror before they leave the house to be sure that everything is in place.
  17. Yell at their kids in public or slap them.
  18. Yank their babies out of their strollers by their shoulders instead of hanging up the cell phone to tend to their offspring.
  19. Tend to their yardwork in heels (yes I have a neighbor who does this).
  20. Start drama, but love drama in movies and books!
  21. Mentally, physically or emotionally abuse anyone!
  22. Expose their g-string panties when bending over. That string is on the dirtiest part of their body, do they really think that's attractive?
  23. Wear clothes that are too tight which emphasizes a muffin top.
  24. Wear more make up than a clown, unless it's halloween.
  25. Have fingernails that are more like talons or claws.
  26. Aren't selfish or self-centered.
  27. Trash their mate for the benefit of conversation or humor.
  28. Wear shorts where the bottoms of their bottoms are exposed.
  29. Burp or pass gas in public.
  30. Talk while chewing food in their mouth.
  31. Expect the guy to always pay, dutch treat is their preference.
  32. Quit before trying and they never give up. Ever.
  33. Cook and clean every night, they believe in take-out and a little dust never hurt no one.
  34. Expect someone to make them happy, they believe happiness comes from within.
  35. Chow down on popcorn, slurp sodas and constantly chatter during a movie at a theater.
  36. Talk behind their friends back and then invite them to lunch as if they are BFF's.
  37. Floss their teeth at the dinner table.
  38. Fabricate stories for attention, unless they are desperate for attention.
  39. Demand to be catered to, they cater to others.
  40. Walk away from a commode without flushing it. They know no one wants to see their business.
  41. Whine or complain. They get the job done. No ifs, ends or buts.
  42. Go fake. They accentuate the goods they were blessed with.
  43. Kick a friend to the curb because so and so said so and so about so and so. They think outside the box and use their best judgement from prior experiences with so and so.
  44. Take things so serious. They can laugh at themselves and can laugh at others also!
  45. Never need to touch a public toilet seat, they are trained professionals in how to use the powder room without contracting a deadly disease.
  46. Wear swimwear that they are spilling out of. They make sure everything is tucked in it's proper place before appearing in public.
  47. Hold up the grocery express lane with more than 10 items!
  48. Judge people because they are unique.
  49. Blame their parents for what's gone haywire in their lives! They take responsibility for their actions.
  50. Do not need a list to tell them they are a real woman!

Disclaimer: As a woman I thought this list would be much easier than the list for men, but it wasn't. Possibly I am correct and women are near perfect!?!

I am woman hear me roar!

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        Nellieanna Hay 

        16 months ago from TEXAS

        I love your clever list, though, Linda. Go get'm, Tiger!

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        Nellieanna Hay 

        16 months ago from TEXAS

        I'm a real woman but by my own standards. Hugs!

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        22 months ago from Orlando, FL

        Scratch away!! Ha!!

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        Paula 

        22 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

        Well....um, yeah, about that "roar." At my age, I must confess my roar is more like a faint "Meow." But I still scratch like a mad Tigress!!

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        22 months ago from Orlando, FL

        Amen, Effer! We are women, hear us roar!

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        Paula 

        22 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

        AH! Who needs sleep? There are jobs that only we women can do....missions we must accomplish! Stay out of our way!!

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        22 months ago from Orlando, FL

        Hi my Effer! I am guilty of living, laughing and loving which leads to lack of sleep! Ha! Love you!

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        Paula 

        22 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

        Guilty?? Huh?? Did I hear someone say, "Guilty?" No way, not me. Whatever it was, I'm innocent!

        Oh, wait a minute....I AM guilty of missing my SFAM! Hi girlfriend! Hope your livin, laughin and lovin.....we'll catch up one of these days!

        Be HAPPY!.......Love, Effer

      • Sunshine625 profile imageAUTHOR

        Linda Bilyeu 

        22 months ago from Orlando, FL

        You aren't the only one guilty of that! :)

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        Nicole K 

        22 months ago

        Oops, I'm definitely guilty of applying makeup while driving... mascara and foundation at stoplights.... and lip gloss gotta stop that habit one day!

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        3 years ago from Orlando, FL

        LOL! The tight end...isn't that the reason most women watch football! :)

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        Paula 

        3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

        OK....I'm game for another round at this hub! Yet another reassurance that we are INDEED real women! Real women can spot a REAL man...an entire football field away! He's the Tight End!...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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        Paula 

        4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

        REAL women...most definitely run on over to Linda's Big Birthday bash!! Don't be late....It's Rockin!!

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        Martie Coetser 

        5 years ago from South Africa

        Oh, goodness, I have failed the test again!

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        lovedoctor926 

        5 years ago

        Hi Sunshine, some of the these are hilarious especially #22. Me thinks they're trying to bring sexy back. lol. Fun hub and funny too. Voted up!

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        truthfornow 

        5 years ago from New Orleans, LA

        Fun read. I didn't get 100% as I have been know to swear like a trucker. Guess we all have something we can work on. . .

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        Maria Magdalena Ruiz O'Farrill 

        5 years ago from Borikén the great land of the valiant and noble Lord

        Very good list. I will visit the one mentioned about men. Up, across and sharing.

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        moonlake 

        5 years ago from America

        I walked passed a woman in the store a few weeks ago. Just glancing at her I thought isn't that cute she must be due any day now. All at once I realized I knew her and that she was not going to have a baby she just had her shirt on so tight it looked that way.

        Can't stand women that are rude to waitresses or anyone else that they seem to think are beneath them.

        Loved the number 22. Enjoyed your list and agree with all of it. Voted up.

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        Paula 

        5 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

        If ever there was a list that deserves a rerun...it's THIS one. I loved it then and I love it now. I see that I commented 15 months ago....on #10 on your list. It's kind of spooky, gf...If I didn't know better, I'd think you saw that Rx order, hanging on my fridge; to make an appnt for a mammo! It's been hanging there for 2 months. I'll get to it.

        It's also kind of funny how my reaction to the things on the list, have changed a little in only 15 months! Hey! There's # 51! "Real women do not stay the same, year after year and become stagnant. They keep on movin and groovin, getting better and better!" YEAH!

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        5 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Thanks for stopping by Tills! :)

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        Mary Craig 

        5 years ago from New York

        And the list go and and the lists get better and better. How do you do it? Fifty is a lot of things.

        You snuck this one by me, but not to worry, I caught it on FB.

        Voted up, useful, funny, and oh so interesting!

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        5 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Hi Torrilynn, I'm glad you enjoyed this hub! I had fun creating it :)

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        torrilynn 

        5 years ago

        Sunshine625,

        really nice and interesting hub that you have here on

        what women should not do when they are in public or even

        in general. thanks.

        voted up

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        5 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Renegade...Thanks for sharing your point of view!

        I also agree with you LL Woodard. I see that far too often then I want to. Thank you for sharing!

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        L.L. Woodard 

        5 years ago from Oklahoma City

        I didn't notice it on the list, but would like to add that I'd prefer not to see real women out and about in pj's and slippers. It's cute on kids; not so cute on grown women.

        Thanks for providing a laugh or two. Great hub; voted up and Shared.

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        Carolyn Dahl 

        6 years ago from Ottawa, Ontario

        7. Wear spandex in public.... thank you for pointing that out!! It really disturbs me to see women wearing spandex pants with mid-drift tops, especially large women (I'm sorry but its not flattering- I don't want to see your underwear through your pants!!). This has become a pet peeve of mine and I see it all the time on the street. Fashion faux-pas!!!!

        I love your list and I'm so glad you took the time to compile it! I had a good laugh and I think you are bang-on!

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Levertis, Sharkey, Old albion ... Thank you for joining in on the humor. I appreciate it! :)

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        Graham Lee 

        6 years ago from Lancashire. England.

        Hi Sunshine. What a great hub. I laughed at some, could not believe others and smiled at the hidden meanings that came to mind. First class, Thank you.

        Voted up.

        Graham.

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        Jayme Kinsey 

        6 years ago from Oklahoma

        Awesome. I totally agree with #27. As well as many of the others that involve unladylike behavior.

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        Levertis Steele 

        6 years ago from Southern Clime

        Your hub is informative, funny, and real! I voted up, useful, funny, and interesting.

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        We are all a bit guilty of some of the violations. Don't sweat it:)

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        Rfordin 

        6 years ago from Florida

        Thanks for the laugh I voted as a work in progress because I deifnitly am guilty of the above mentioned more then a few times. Good hub!

        ~Becky

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Hi Pfenning, I appreciate your comment. Thank you!

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        Pfennig 

        6 years ago

        Excellent list Sunshine! Reminds me a little of the Proverbs 31... the perfect woman, in that both are describing the admirable characteristics of a quality woman.

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        bac2basics, Absolutely that counts! :)

        Hi Patty! I'm happy to hear Josh shared this hub so you could ROFL! :))

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        I agree Cyndi! Way to go! :)

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        Patty Kenyon 

        6 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

        Josh had shared this Hub and I had to read it!!! ROFL, this was very entertaining!!!

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        Anne 

        6 years ago from Spain

        Hi Sunshine I may not be even one times a lady let alone three...but as the lisa Stansfield song goes, I am " All woman" does this count lol:)

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        Cynthia B Turner 

        6 years ago from Georgia

        This was lots of fun to read. Go real woman! Cyndi

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Jennifer, I won't even begin to tell you all the places I'm at when I check, it's simple to do with a smartphone :)

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Josh and Jennifer your comments are too funny! You both enhanced my list even more! Thank you for sharing your witty, wonderful humor! Josh...it was about time you heard the truth. Ha! Jennifer, enjoy the festival! Ha!

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        Jennifer Stone 

        6 years ago from the Riverbank, England

        Hmmm... sorry, meant "passed" not "past", I'm at a festival and a little tipsy....

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        Jennifer Stone 

        6 years ago from the Riverbank, England

        @ Josh, what's so funny about the women being near perfect comment? LOL Sunshine625, great hub, really funny! I almost past except I drive a big white van and swear like a trucker whilst doing so... and I can drink my man under the table (but at least he's under there instead of me!!) LOL

        Voted up and stuff, enjoyable read! All the best, Jen

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        Joshua Zerbini 

        6 years ago from Pennsylvania

        Linda,

        Awesome hub! I was laughing before I even started the list! "Mind you, it wasn't as easy to create this hub since women are near perfect!" LOL

        Funny list with even some serious ones, Thanks for sharing this and giving me a laugh his afternoon! I will now share as well!

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Hi Lisa, Goldie Hawn will always be adorable. Joan Rivers believes in plastic surgery also OMG she's totally plastic and eerie looking! :)

        Thank you for stopping by!

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        Lisas-thoughts101 

        6 years ago from Northeast Texas

        Sunshine, though I disagree with one or two.... As Goldie Hawn says, plastic surgery is just good grooming :) .... I think it is a great list and a cute hub. Voted up. I'm off to check out your men's hub. It should be equally fun. Thanks for the entertainment.

        Lisa

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Hello Vellur, Annart and Cogerson! Thank you for reading, commenting and sharing your thoughts!:)

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        UltimateMovieRankings 

        6 years ago from Virginia

        A very interesting list. I will have to check out the men's list now. I would say my favorites are #16, #31 and #8. Voted up and very interesting and funny.

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        Nithya Venkat 

        6 years ago from Dubai

        Enjoyed reading. Hilarious and entertaining. Voted up.

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        Ann Carr 

        6 years ago from SW England

        Voted up and funny. I like this so much; it's good to have a laugh at ourselves and we all know those who do all those things!

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        Nithya Venkat 

        6 years ago from Dubai

        Enjoyed reading,we need to let our haor down and enjoy. Great hub, voted up.

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Ruchira you are always welcome!:))

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        Ruchira 

        6 years ago from United States

        Sunshine...i LOVE this hub and I do realize I am revisiting it. Makes me proud to be a woman...lol

        forwarding it across.

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Hi M, be sure and post pictures if you should try the heels! LOL!

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        Not Found 

        6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

        LOL! Love #19.. gonna try that!

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Hi Nell, I totally agree!!:)

        Thank you for the visit girishpuri!

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        Girish puri 

        6 years ago from NCR , INDIA

        that's very interesting, my wife likes all these points

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        Nell Rose 

        6 years ago from England

        Um so your saying that its not ladylike to do these? Ah! lol! really funny, and yes I have met some of these women and no, don't want to again!

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        LOL your hub is awesome!!!

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        bmcoll3278 

        6 years ago from Longmont, Colorado

        Oh thanks . Sorry I forgot. I don't put links in comments. But I did here because you had asked me to do a part 2. Yours is better though It has many more comments than mine. LOL .oops real men don't use LOL

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Hi Brian, You already did in your comment above, but I went ahead and added another link.

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        bmcoll3278 

        6 years ago from Longmont, Colorado

        Just wondering if you were going to link to part two.

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Maria that's an excellent song for 50 Things Real Women Don't Do! Thank you for sharing! xo

        Howard...that could be a fact, i'll ask my neighbor!:)

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Hi Tina, whichever you are comfortable with you have my support!:))

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Oh no Christy say it isn't so!!!:)

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        William A. Howard IV 

        6 years ago from Baltimore Maryland (USA)

        I thought #19 was a way to aerate the lawn.

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        Maria Jordan 

        6 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

        "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN"...

        Very cool, very funny list, Linda!

        Love this! Voted UP & FAB. Hugs, Maria

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        Christina Lornemark 

        6 years ago from Sweden

        Fun list but I must admit that I have some work to do before I pass this list:) I will take it as a challenge or maybe I will go for number 50 and work on the others in silence! Voted up, fun, interesting and I enjoyed reading!

        Tina

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        Christy Birmingham 

        6 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

        I am guilty of #30 some days.. there's just so much to say! hehe. Thanks Sunshine for a great look into women and also how society views women :)

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Hi mts, I'm with you 100%! I'm so glad I'm a woman:))

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Hi drbj, Gotta love the power surge! Thank you for stopping by and your votes!:)

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        mts1098 

        6 years ago

        When I read the men list I wondered if you were going to create the women version...I can only say that the list is funny and I am glad I am a guy :)

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        drbj and sherry 

        6 years ago from south Florida

        This list was perfect, Linda. Loved the 'power surge' euphemism and being 'trained professionals in the powder room.' Very clever, m'luv. Voted up.

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        There was never a doubt that you would pass with flying colors Annie!! Thanks for the votes!:)

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        Annie Fenn 

        6 years ago from Australia

        A very comprehensive list Sunshine, I think you have covered everything and I am pleased to know I am a real woman :) We definatly are the more dignifed of the two genders, without a doubt!! Awesome pick me up reading!!! My votes and best wishes to you.

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Thanks for sharing Julie! You are too funny!:)

        Thank you jainismus for your comment! Very entertaining!:)

        Deb, LOL!!!

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        Deborah Neyens 

        6 years ago from Iowa

        Uh-oh. I couldn't make it past the first one.

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        Mahaveer Sanglikar 

        6 years ago from Pune, India

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        Jools Hogg 

        6 years ago from North-East UK

        A great list but I fail on two fronts - I swear like a trooper and I don't look in the mirror - it's savage amusement most mornings, I need fresh air not nausea.

        Voted up, shared et al.....

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        LOL Cardisa! Good addition! Maybe!:)

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Hi Rika, the last one is the clincher. It makes up for 1-49. Ha! Thank you for stopping by:)

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        Carolee Samuda 

        6 years ago from Jamaica

        What an extensive list. I would have added that a real woman knows that size doesn't matter....well maybe not!

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        Rika Susan 

        6 years ago from South Africa

        Yet another Sunshine classic. Linda, thanks for lots of fun reading this. I loved the last one - the real ones don't need a list. They just compile lists...

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Alocsin! Your opinion always counts and is appreciated!

        Stephanie, Thank you kindly!

        Dawn, Your comments are a riot! We don't use the bird too much in Orlando, we have some maniacs on the road!!

        Thank you all for yoru comments!

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        Dawn Conklin 

        6 years ago from New Jersey, USA

        Definitely a perfect list! I only really violated 2 of these. I rarely look in the mirror before leaving the house, I don't usually wear make-up and on a bad hair day it goes up into a ponytail.

        I have yelled at my kids in public, but only a couple times and they behave quite well in public now. I must note that when I yelled at them, they were acting out badly in the store.

        Oh yeah and I am a NJ driver so yeah, I have had a moment or two of a couple choice words behind the wheel- but not all the time and no bird came out :)

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        Stephanie Henkel 

        6 years ago from USA

        Only a real woman could have come up with this great list! You have a great combination of very funny, yet true, traits of mature real women. Great hub!

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        alocsin 

        6 years ago from Orange County, CA

        I am going to diplomatically leave the judgment on whether these are good or not to the female gender. An entertaining list, as usual. Voting this Up and Interesting.

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Thank you for stopping by Vinaya and sharing the traits of the fabulous women in your life!!

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        GREAT job with your list Brian!! Let me know if you want to play again!! Back to back lists are always fun!

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Ruchira and Made ... two women who know what it's like to be a real woman!

        Thanks for gracing us with your presence :)

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Yay Maria! I'm glad you are aboard the HubPages train! You know where to find me if you need anything. Baby steps are the best way to go!:)

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        Ishwaryaa Dhandapani 

        6 years ago from Chennai, India

        A befitting sequel to your hit hub! Once again hilarious and engaging. I thought I am a real woman till I saw point 34! - yes I have that trait! Now I am not 100 percent a real woman! My mom will take home the real woman crown! Well-done!

        Thanks for SHARING. Funny & Interesting. Voted up.

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        bmcoll3278 

        6 years ago from Longmont, Colorado

        Ok you asked for it so here you go. Hope It is half as good as this hub.. Another fifty things real women don't do.

        https://hubpages.com/literature/Another-50-things-...

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        Madeleine Salin 

        6 years ago from Finland

        Funny and outstanding as usual! :) Now this woman has to wake up her kids, take them to daycare and then go to work.

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        Ruchira 

        6 years ago from United States

        OMG...After reading this hub...I am feeling so GOOD and PROUD of myself...LOL

        loved this hub.

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        Something Shiny 

        6 years ago from Louisiana

        So, you got me to join! I used to write often and I think it's time I get back to it. Baby steps. LOL

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        Yay bmcoll, bring it on :))

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        Linda Bilyeu 

        6 years ago from Orlando, FL

        LOL Maria!! Good job for looking out for your girls.

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        bmcoll3278 

        6 years ago from Longmont, Colorado

        Ok I may need time to prepare. But your on .I will do one for women as well. We had a man list from both a woman's and a man's point of view . I guess we need one for the lady's as well

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        Maria 

        6 years ago

        Love it!

        Well, I was a number 10'er, then I had one done two months ago... and now I am a number 10'er again. A few seconds my ... Never mind, that would make me a number 1'er! :)

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