101 Funny Nicknames for Guys and Girls

Updated on June 13, 2019
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Funny nicknames really have a way to get a point across, don’t they? They can be rude and crude but still somehow socially acceptable! Maybe not for the recipient, but you’re bound to get a few chuckles out of people when they first catch wind of someone’s funny nickname!

Funny nicknames, depending on how clean or dirty they are, may not be suitable for every kind of setting. Perhaps this defeats the point in your perspective, but it’s good to be mindful of the potential situations the nickname may be used in. For example, you may not (or you very well may) want to use a funny nickname in a speech if you're the best man at the nicknamee’s wedding. If you find yourself in a situation where it may not seem appropriate, stick with the real name and keep the nickname outside of the particular situation.

Funny nicknames are perfect to give to school friends or even the guys in your Fantasy Football league. They are meant to lighten the mood and keep the time spent together fun and enjoyable. Giving funny nicknames always comes with the potential of the nickname sticking like gum to a shoe, becoming a part of that person no matter where they go, so hopefully whatever name assigned is something they won’t mind!

Funny Guy Nicknames

Alf
Jim Bob
Anheuser
Jolly Roger
Belch
Leonidas
Big Mac
ManBearPig
Bob Zombie
Master Chief
Boomhauer
Mr. Clean
Braveheart
Mustache
Brundon
O'Doyle
Captain Crunch
Pablo
Chewbacca
Popeye
Chubs
Pork Chop
Chum
Rufio
Derp
Rumplestiltskin
Django
Snoopy
Fight Club
Spiderpig
Flanders
Spongebob
Focker
Spud
Frodo
Taco
Frogger
Turd Ferguson
Gooch
Uh-Huh
Goonie
Vader
Gump
Weiner
Homer
Wizzer
Huggies
Wonka
The Hulk
Wreck-it Ralph
Jedi
 
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Funny Girl Nicknames

Amanda Hugginkiss
Honeycomb
Amazon
Jammies
Baby Maker
LaLa
Barbie
Leslie Knope
Bessie
Luna Lovegood
Bubblegum
Marge
Butterbuns
Miss Piggy
Button
MomBod
Candycane
Muffin
Catwoman
Pintsize
Clarice
Pop-tart
Code Red
Rapunzel
Cookie Dough
Raspberry
Cottonball
Skinny Jeans
Christmas
Skittles
Cruella
Snickerdoodle
Donuts
Snickers
Dory
Starbucks
Fifi
Strumpet
Frankfurter
Swan
Fun Dip
Toodles
Garfunkel
Twinkie
Goldilocks
Vanilla
Goose
Waffles
Hermione
Wilma
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Tips for Coming up With a Nickname

Giving a nickname might not really seem like a process, but there is a way to do it! While many nicknames will just comes as a result of some good times spent with friends, if you are trying to come up with funny nicknames for someone, here’s a few things to consider:

  • Purpose: Is the nickname self-given for a gamertag or screen name, or is it being given to a teammate on a sports team or in an office environment? This should be factored into the name to keep it appropriate for the scenario in which it will be used.

  • Personality: What’s their personality like? A nickname should either perfectly suit a personality or be the complete opposite of it for more humor. Naming a huge bodybuilder “Tiny” would seem quite silly, wouldn’t it?

  • Interests/hobbies: Sometimes this falls right in line with the “What’s it for” category, but it’s definitely something that needs to be taken into consideration when giving a nickname. It will not only help with finding a suitable nickname, but it can also make it easier if you think about the types of things that interests include. A good bowler might be called “Turkey.”

  • Mannerisms: We all have things about ourselves that we don’t even notice because we’re not sitting back observing ourselves. Rest assured that others are, though, and any funny mannerisms are fair game in the nickname realm!

  • Favorites: Have an affinity for The Simpsons? "Doh!" Choose a nickname based on your favorite character! Maybe you're a fan of Mountain Dew, nickname yourself, "The Dewd!" Nicknames based on your favorite show, movie, food, or game, are funny and personalized just for you!

All things considered, nicknames are generally really fun and a great way to express a special bond with those around you! Most of us have had some kind of nickname at some point in our lives, whether it was given by our parents or friends. Most often, a nickname is just a variant of our first name, truncated or otherwise similar. Nicknames should be so much more, though, especially when it comes to friends and fun co-workers!

How About Some Nicknames for Best Friends?

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      Lollipop 

      7 weeks ago

      Get a mushroom and flush it down the toilet because these names are not funny so your new job is flushing down potatoes

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      boom 

      2 months ago

      these names ain't funny tf

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      Edith 

      2 months ago

      You should have added Farty to the boys'

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      carol 

      2 months ago

      You should have added Care Bear to the girls one

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      Chloe 

      3 months ago

      Librarian

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      Amelia 

      4 months ago

      What is my nico

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      Hookup 

      4 months ago

      Use this

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      Flump 

      5 months ago

      Flubber

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      Mooo 

      6 months ago

      pepe the frog

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      Hi 

      6 months ago

      Mr. clean

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      bill 

      7 months ago

      bullyboy

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      Lucas 

      8 months ago

      Has blue hair

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      Unknown 

      8 months ago

      Funny Girl Nicknames:

      Baby-Maker xD

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      Sabirin Daahir 

      8 months ago

      Imm idk

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      Leo 

      8 months ago

      I found a name called jasmy

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      benedict 

      8 months ago

      what about mac monnies

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      SPIDER_PIG FLANDERS 

      9 months ago

      i got the best name

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      Bhabiie Angel 

      9 months ago

      Follow me on instagram @Bhabiie_Angel

      @Certified_Snack

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      chiefjeans 

      12 months ago

      we should add chiefjeans and the Shrimp

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      oof 

      13 months ago

      follow me on insta : Jasmine_Xavier6544

      my soundtrap: Jasmine_Xavier❣️

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      jayda 

      13 months ago

      so funny i found a name for everyone in my class 1 form

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      Mr.Poopbutthole 

      14 months ago

      Eat pears

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      Eggnose 

      14 months ago

      Eggnose

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      qwerty 

      14 months ago

      Mr. Mr.

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      hvuskhvbdadvda 

      14 months ago

      plummy

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      Molly 

      15 months ago

      Butthead

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      Mooki 

      16 months ago

      chicken nugget

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      Susan Menzel 

      16 months ago

      Rapunzel

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      Cameron hunt 

      17 months ago

      Big guy beat

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      thomas 

      17 months ago

      how about taco

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      meeeee 

      17 months ago

      Can we add "Lilypad"? my friend had that nickname.

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      toes 

      20 months ago

      what about big head

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      Jemmmz 

      2 years ago

      What about the womb raider?

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      Milena Todorova 

      2 years ago

      How about "Notcy"?

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      Steve 

      2 years ago

      What about "Plumpy"?

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      Kieran Roberts 

      2 years ago

      They were shocking nick names

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      Ralph Schwartz 

      4 years ago from Idaho Falls, Idaho

      Very funny - I found myself chuckling at some of those names and remembered my school days and some of the oddly funny ones my group of buddies had.

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