100+ Funny Compliments for Friends

Updated on July 14, 2019
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Funny Compliments for Friends
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Do you know what friends do? If you fall, they pick you up back up again—but only after laughing! Friends are such wonderful creatures! They are the sunshine of life. The good ones will stay with you through thick and thin.

So, what have you done for your friends lately?.

If you haven’t done anything for your friends lately, then here’s an idea: Try complimenting them in the funniest and wittiest ways possible! Luckily for you, there’s no need to look any further. We have here a collection of amusing compliments that you can tell your friends to make their day.

Chop chop, time is of essence. Friends won’t last forever, but memories will. Make every friendship memory of yours merry and worthwhile!

Hilarious Flatteries For Your Buddy

  • Are you a beaver? Because damn!
  • I’d choose your company over pizza anytime.
  • I still can’t believe that you’re actually a nice person.
  • Yours is a face that only a mother and a friend like me could love.
  • If I had a glass of water and you were on fire, I would, without a second thought, ignore my thirst and pour the water on you.
  • You look like a jackass. But surprisingly, you’re not a jackass.
  • You’re such a good friend that I’d be willing to give you money. Here, take these 1,000,000 bucks!
  • You are not someone I pretend not to see in public.
  • If you accidentally die, I’ll immediately travel around the world to search for the seven dragon balls.
  • As much as I would love to spend time with you every day, some days, I actually have stuff to do.
  • Of all the assh*oles in the world, you are my favorite.
  • You fart nicely.
  • Most people make me want to murder them in their sleep, but not you.
  • You’re smarter than you look.
  • I don’t think I’ll be able to kill you.
  • If you ever happen to catch fire, I’d be glad to pee on you.
  • You’re actually not as dumb as you look.
  • You’re so beautiful...on the inside.
  • If I was a serial killer, I would kill you last. And with no pain!
  • You make my pants really tight.
  • If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
  • I want to rip off your skin and wear it to my birthday party.
  • If you ever need to get rid of a body, I’ll be there for you.
  • The best thing I like about you is that you never let me do stupid things alone.
  • I would trust you to delete my browser history if something bad happened to me.
  • I would delete your browser history for you if you suddenly died.
  • You’re definitely not one of the people I want to punch in the throat.

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Imaginative Compliments To Say To Your Friend

  • It’s not easy to me, which is why I need you.
  • You should be thanked more often. So, thank you, thank you, and thank you!
  • It’s a good thing you’re not a drug, because I would be extremely addicted if you were, and I would then have to waste money and time on rehab.
  • I bet you could survive the a zombie apocalypse, because you’re such a bad-ass!
  • You may not be really, REALLY good-looking, but you’re pretty damn close!
  • I don’t know if sarcasm is a skill, but you’ve certainly mastered it.
  • Wow, for a second there, I mistook you for mirror.
  • The only “b” word I should call you is “beautiful!”
  • You know what’s awesome? Chocolate cake! And oh, your face as well.
  • There are plenty of friends that I worry about. You're not one of them because I know you'd always do well.
  • I bet you sweat glitters.
  • You have the kind of body that makes other people realize that they need to workout more.
  • You might be the reason for global warming. Damn, you’re hot!
  • If you knew how I much I think about you, I’d be embarrassed.
  • If I ever to decide to have children, I’m naming one of them after you.
  • The hardest part about having you as a friend is that I have to pretend that I like my other friends as much as I like you.
  • You may not exactly be a good role model, but your bad example really help in serving as warnings to me.
  • I brag about you to my other friends.
  • With that cute look of yours, you’d probably be able to get away with murder.
  • You’re so attractive that many people want to pollinate you.
  • I would totally date you if I found you attractive.
  • You make me want to be a better person.
  • I really appreciate how loud you laugh. It makes other people think that I must be really funny.
  • If your humor was in bottle form, I would spray it on everyone.
  • My, my, what round, soft, perky, voluptuous, gravity-defying ear lobes you have.
  • God should make more of you.
  • Out of all the people in the world, I hate you the least.
  • You’re the only person who gets my sarcasm.
  • Puppies and kittens probably share photos of you with one another in their very own social network.
  • Even if you were cloned, you’d still be one of a kind. And the better-looking one.
  • All the good ones die young, so be safe!

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Cheesy Lines For Your Dear Friend

  • There’s ordinary, and then there’s you.
  • If there’s one thing I like about you, it’s that I like more than just one thing about you.
  • It’s too bad that you don’t see what I see in you. If you did, you’d be smiling uncontrollably and just keep staring.
  • Your jokes make me laugh until I cry and my chest hurts.
  • This may sound cheesy, but I’m only telling you the truth. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re an 11!
  • Our time together is like a nap. It just doesn’t last long enough!
  • You look like a hot mess!
  • I’m so lucky to having found a weirdo like you.
  • Your smile is proof that the best things in life are free.
  • You're impossibly amazing.
  • Your brain is so fascinating that if I turned into a zombie, I would go for you first.
  • I feel bad for people who don’t get to enjoy your hilariousness.
  • You’re the “nothing” I give as an answer when people ask what I’m thinking about.
  • I bet you make babies smile.
  • I love the fact that you’re one of the few people who laughs at my jokes.
  • Your jokes are so funny! Keep it up, because they brighten everyone’s day.
  • Your parents did a really good job on you.
  • The chance of meeting another person like you is the only reason I talk to strangers.
  • You’re my happy pill.
  • I see your value now.
  • Your smile is my salvation.
  • I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
  • Sorry for smiling so much. It’s just that you always manage to improve my mood.
  • As far as I know you, I want to be you.
  • I follow you because my parents always told me to follow my dream.
  • You would be a stunning fashion icon!
  • I’d totally date you if you weren’t my bestfriend.
  • Your weirdness matches mine, and I love it!
  • Talking to you is the best part of my day, aside from when I'm sleeping and eating.
  • It’s amazing that I feel totally comfortable crying like a baby around you.
  • You’re one of the few people I can actually act stupid with.

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Silly Remarks That Will Make Your Pal Feel Appreciated

  • Your face makes other people look ugly.
  • Your vocal pipes are phenomenal. Keep singing!
  • You’re awkward, in a cute way. Just like an elevator, but with puppies.
  • Hey, you don’t look homeless!
  • You’re so exotic.
  • OMG, I like your style! You look like you can run the whole world.
  • You’re not lazy, I tell you. It’s just that the people around you are way too active!
  • Just like an untrained puppy, I’d like to always take you out.
  • If we were the last two people left on Earth, I would have no problem repopulating it with you.
  • You’re the OG of kindness.
  • I don't believe half the bad thing's they say about you.
  • Believe in me who believes in you.
  • I’m glad you’re still alive.
  • You’re so annoying yet also so likable!
  • The more you talk, the more I like you.
  • You significantly raise the average of human goodness.
  • You’re much less of a jerk than I originally anticipated.
  • It’s almost impossible to hate you, you know that?
  • You have balls!
  • You make me feel like I just got out of the bath.
  • I hope you don’t die soon.
  • I would vote for you as president!
  • Hey, you have a great posture.
  • You're at the top of the bell curve!
  • You’re the first person that comes to my mind whenever I need money.
  • I’m willing to loan you money with no interest and no deadline.

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