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100+ Funny and Creative Ways to Say "Yes"

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Funny and Creative Ways to Say "Yes"

Funny and Creative Ways to Say "Yes"

How to Say "Yes" Without Saying "Yes"

I have good news for you. You don’t have to answer questions with an astoundingly boring “yes” anymore!

That is correct. You’ve stumbled upon a place that gathers over 100 funny, witty, creative, and surprising ways to say “yes.” The rest is up to you!

Give me a ‘Y.’ Give me an ‘E.’ Give me an ‘S.’ Combine those together, and you get Y-E-S! Spark joy in your mundane life by adding color to the words you say. You have nothing to lose, so chat away and be creative in all of your everyday conversations with people!


Funny Ways to Say “Yes”

  • As long as I’m alive.
  • You’re not giving me that much of a choice, huh?
  • Then, let’s seal it with a kiss.
  • Just be sure to pay me back later.
  • Just be sure that we won’t get caught.
  • Life’s too short to be saying no.
  • Who put you up to this? Tell me!
  • Kiss my butt first.
  • Have you forgotten? I’m a yes-man!
  • Thought you’d never ask!
  • Hell, you bet-cha, matey!
  • I’ll even kiss you!
  • Even my dog is saying yes.
  • Let’s say I agreed to this. But, can I still change my mind later?
  • My answer would probably be yes, but I totally forgot—I have another appointment!
  • You should know my answer by the way I’m nodding my head up and down.
  • Just be sure that we won’t go to jail for this.
  • If I say yes, will you give me a million bucks?
  • Abso-f*kin-lutely!
  • Preach!
  • What are we waiting for? Let’s close the deal!
  • Probably yes, but I’ll have my people call your people to discuss.
  • Well then, what are we waiting for?
  • I want to have your babies.
  • There’s a chance that I might regret this, but—YOLO—let’s do it!
  • Even if I hate you, I would say yes to this one.
  • Say no more!
  • It would take a whole army to keep me from saying yes.
  • Right on the money!
  • Yes, yes, and yes!
  • If there’s a reward, I’m in!
  • Hallelujah!
  • You get my vote.
  • I’m here to the rescue!
  • It’s fine now. Why? Because I’m here!
  • I love you, so yeah.
  • I don’t have a choice, do I?
  • Let me check my schedule first. Oh, I’m available.
  • Take off your clothes because you’ve hit the spot!
  • Why, that's the nicest offer I've had all day!
  • Give me a ‘Y.’ Give me an ‘E.’ Give me an ‘S.’ Give me a ‘Y-E-S!’

What to Say Instead of “Yes”

  • A thousand times, yes!
  • A million times, yes!
  • Count me in!
  • No problem. I’m always happy to help.
  • Aye, sir!
  • I think we have a consensus.
  • I would like to express my full approval.
  • I’d be delighted.
  • Damn straight.
  • As you say.
  • Goddamn right!
  • I agree to the fullest!
  • Just say the word and I shall be there.
  • I agree.
  • Whatever! Let’s do this!
  • Let’s do it.
  • I’m happy to serve!
  • I gladly concur.
  • As long as it’s not impossible, I’d be glad to do it.
  • True enough!
  • Gotcha.
  • I’d be honored.
  • I know that you’re speaking the truth.
  • I couldn’t agree more.
  • I couldn’t disagree less.
  • It would be my honor.
  • It can’t be help then.
  • I take your point.
  • I concur.
  • That is true.
  • I believe we have come to an agreement.
  • You owe me one.
  • My pleasure.
  • The deal is on!
  • I can’t argue with that!
  • We share the same sentiments.

Creative Ways to Say “Yes”

  • Okey-dokey!
  • I’m at your behest.
  • Aye aye, captain!
  • I was born for this!
  • That would be a Y-E-S!
  • You just stole the words out of my mouth.
  • Right on, brother/sister.
  • Definitely not NO.
  • That’s the way!
  • Your wish is my command.
  • I guess it’s up to me now.
  • Then I’m giving you the go signal.
  • Hahaha, that’s true.
  • Great idea!
  • I’ll do anything for you.
  • I’m leaning towards what you desire.
  • You stole my brain!
  • You lead, I follow.
  • Amen to that!
  • I acquiesce to your demand.
  • I do not disagree.
  • Your idea nearly reflects all of my thoughts.
  • I have no option but to regrettably agree to this foolish idea of yours.
  • My belief is that you speak the truth.
  • I subscribe to your idea.
  • Let’s do a pinky swear.
  • I give you my blessing.
  • It would be of great honor to me.
  • My answer is in the affirmative.
  • I hereby acknowledge what you’ve just said.
  • I give you my seal of approval.

Witty Ways to Say “Yes”

  • What’s the opposite of no?
  • If I was a regular jerk, I’d say no to this one.
  • Is the mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell?
  • My two thumbs are standing in salute.
  • Is the sun hot?
  • My guts tell me that you are worth all the trouble.
  • Do fishes swim?
  • Something tells me I should trust you. But, I think it's just your words.
  • Is one plus one equal to two?
  • It appears that you have read my mind.
  • Are boogers salty?
  • Come on, humor me.
  • Do pigeons fly?
  • Tell me more.
  • Is the pope catholic?
  • Do vacuum cleaners suck?
  • Is water wet?
  • Is the hypotenuse the longest side of a triangle?
  • Does a bear live in the woods?
  • I’ll answer you with my favorite ‘Y’ word—Yes!
  • Is the sky blue?
  • I totally ‘scored’ getting asked by you. Yes!
  • How do you spell yes?
  • Would you take ‘yes’ for an answer?
  • I haven’t said no yet, right?
  • Would I be too tall for you if I were standing on cloud 9?
  • Am I not holding my two thumbs up?
  • There’s a 100% chance that I’m going say yes to that one.
  • Like a dog wagging its tail in excitement!

Surprising Ways to Say “Yes”

  • Oh yeah, baby!
  • I would love to, but there’s got to be a way to do it without killing myself.
  • Just in case, can I bring my pet monkey?
  • I have examined your worthwhile view thoroughly. After close deliberation, I would say that I vehemently concur to the bases of your belief, and share your ideas on the said premise.
  • My enthusiastic nodding says it all.
  • I love you so much, that I’ll only agree with anything you say.
  • You deserve a standing ovation for that idea.
  • There is a huge possibility that you are correct.
  • You deserve a round of applause.
  • Yes, my liege.
  • Due to the unlikelihood of an error on your part, I am forced to toss my lot in with you.
  • I’m leaning towards yes, but what’s in it for me?
  • I was hoping you’d ask.
  • I’ll put my life on the line just for you.
  • Upon close examination of the aforementioned data, I wholeheartedly accept your conclusion as plausible.
  • The smile on my face says it all!
  • Go on, I’m listening intently.
  • I firmly believe that our views about the subject matter at hand are very similar.
  • You are going to regret asking me this.
  • You’ve gotta be kidding me!
  • You’re a perfect 10!
  • The answer is a resounding yes!