100+ Funny and Creative Answers to "Why Are You so Cute?"

Updated on March 17, 2019
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Funny and Creative Answers to "Why Are You So Cute?"
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Hi there, cutie! Yes, you heard me correctly. I just called you a cutie!

There’s only one reason I could think of why you’d spend your time here: You’re looking for funny and creative answers to the question “Why are you so cute?”

So, why are you so cute? This is what this listing will be answering for you. It’s a good thing that this list contains over a hundred hilarious and imaginative answers meant just for a cutie like you.

Now, don’t hold back! Answer the question and tell the world the secrets behind your cuteness.

Funny Replies to “Why Are You So Cute?”

  • I know right!
  • If you think flattery will get you anywhere, then you’re up to something.
  • That’s because you have good taste.
  • I don’t know. You tell me!
  • I’m actually an anime character. Am I kawaii enough for you?
  • Ah, the alcoholic drink I gave you is finally working.
  • Thank you, my number 1 fan!
  • Oh, stop it you!
  • I don’t have money if that’s what you want.
  • Good question! I ask myself that question all the time too.
  • The genie granted my wish.
  • Two words: Plastic Surgery!
  • I sacrificed a hundred virgins to the devil for these looks, so I better be cute!
  • Awww! Let’s get married!
  • Thanks, but the spell breaks at midnight.
  • Well, I used this technique called ‘Furo Fushi no Jutsu’. It’s also called ‘Immortality Jutsu’ and ‘Transference Ritual’. And yeah, I learned it from the evil, legendary ninja, Orochimaru.
  • If you took a bath much more frequently, you’d be as cute as me.
  • That’s because I’m not hungry. Wait for me to experience hunger and you’ll see how uncute I can become. Grrr!
  • I’m not cute! I’m KAWAII!
  • Ahhh! Don’t hug me too tight. My bones are breaking. *bones cracking*
  • As they say: “You are what you eat?” Do you want to know what I ate these past years?
  • If you’re asking that because I’m small, then prepare to be demolished!
  • Is that the best you’ve got? Flatter me more.
  • I wash my face every morning with the blood of countless innocents.
  • My cuteness potion is composed of snakes, snails, and puppy dog breath.
  • I can’t help it. Now wipe that drool off your face.
  • I don’t know. Ask the mirror on the wall who’s the cutest of them all.
  • It’s part of my deal with the devil.
  • I’m not cute. I’m cuter than cute!
  • I’m calling the cops.
  • The secret is sugar, spice, and everything nice. Also...Chemical X!
  • Not taking a bath is the answer.
  • I love you too.
  • Cute happened! Was not intended.
  • Well, it took me years of practive to achieve this current level of cuteness I’m showcasing to the world.

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Creative Responses for When Someone Asks Why You’re So Adorable

  • That’s because I would only be ‘CTE’ without ‘U’.
  • When my mom was pregnant with me, she ate a lot of sugar and glitter.
  • I see that your eyes are as clear as ever.
  • Because you’re looking at a mirror.
  • Cuteness is in the eyes of the beholder.
  • After I tossed a coin in the fountain, this is what happened.
  • It’s all thanks to my bilateral symmetry, baby.
  • Because when God wanted to truly bless this sorry ass world, he created me. Just look at the result!
  • I guess puberty was kind to me.
  • Because the way you make me feel makes it easy for me to always be cute and adorable.
  • Enough about my cuteness! Let me show you my wild and aggresive side. Rawr!
  • Ah, such discerning eyes you have.
  • I once drowned in the fountain of youth. It wasn’t fun, but it was worth it.
  • I used to be cuter, but then I took an arrow to my cuteness.
  • When God made it rain cuteness and adorability on Earth, I forgot my umbrella.
  • Look who’s talking!
  • I see my hypnotism worked on you.
  • Wait, where’s my tiara?
  • That’s because I’m made of copper and tellurium. In the periodic table of elements, those would be ‘Cu’ and ‘Te’—CuTe!
  • It’s a secret. The illuminati told me to keep quiet about it.
  • Because I radiate from the inside out.
  • One word: Genetics!
  • I must have won the lottery jackpot in the looks department.
  • What does it even mean to be cute?
  • I’m actually a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Do you want to see my true form?
  • I just know I am.
  • Because I sparkle from the depths of soul to the surface of my body.
  • Acute angle, you say? Nope, I’m A CUTE ANGEL!
  • But first, let’s define all the parameters of cuteness.
  • Because I’m made of sprinkles and rainbows.
  • Please define the term ‘cute’ and provide me ten benefits of it.
  • That’s because there’s no such thing as ‘stress’ in my vocabulary.
  • A radioactive spider once bit me.
  • I’m not cute. You’re just madly in love with me.
  • Hands off the merchandise!

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Various Answers to Inquiries About Your Cuteness

  • But not as cute as you!
  • I was born this way.
  • What else? For you to look at!
  • Why are you so sweet?
  • Are you trying to flirt with me?
  • That is a rather philosophical question.
  • I’m telling you—you haven’t seen the last of it!
  • I don’t know. I wake up every day like this.
  • Why, do I look like a puppy to you?! Arf arf!
  • Sorry if my cuteness offends you. What can we do about it?
  • I’m not a teddy bear! Stop hugging me and pinching my cheeks!
  • Well, what made you think I’m cute?
  • It’s just part of who I am.
  • If you’re trying to flirt with me, then you’re doing it right.
  • I’m adorable just like that.
  • It’s actually the result of me not taking a bath for weeks.
  • Why are you so nosey?
  • It’s probably none of your business, but thanks for asking.
  • It took me years of practice, dear.
  • That’s because I’m actually a child. Now get lost, you pedophile!
  • Cuteness is just a social construct.
  • I think you need prescription glasses.
  • Now, don’t get cute with me!
  • I wish I could ask the same thing to you.
  • Because I just love being cure for you.
  • It’s not like I’m really cute. I’m just surrounded by really uncute people.
  • My looks came as an inheritance.
  • Why? Do you want to cuddle with me?
  • It’s a natural thing for me.
  • Well, it’s thanks to my mom and dad.
  • That’s a pretty cute question for you to ask me.
  • Oh, don’t be silly.

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