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120+ Funny and Cool Ways to Say "Goodbye"

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Funny and Cool Ways to Say "Goodbye"

Funny and Cool Ways to Say "Goodbye"

Most farewells are sad and bittersweet—that’s a given! But, did you know that they don’t have to be that way at all times? I’m sure you know what I’m talking about. After all, farewells are often just words!

Having said that, farewells can mean a lot of things. They can be permanent, temporary, ephemeral, hollow, and more. However, the focus of this list is on the funny and cool aspects of saying goodbye.

There’s an infinite amount of expressions and lines in the universe—all meant to give you the means of saying goodbye in a lot of creative and different ways. And lucky for you, there are over 100 of them in this list.

Be funny, be cool—say "goodbye" in ways you’ve never done before! Step aside, "goodbye," here are some funky alternatives!

Funny ways to say goodbye.

Funny ways to say goodbye.

Funny Goodbye Sayings

  • See you later, alligator!
  • After a while, crocodile.
  • Stay out of trouble.
  • I’m out of here.
  • Okay...bye, fry guy!
  • If I don’t see you around, I'll see you square.
  • Stay classy.
  • Fare thee well.
  • Catch you on the rebound.
  • Gotta go, buffalo.
  • Peace out!
  • Gotta hit the road.
  • Long live and prosper!
  • Well, I'm off!
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • Bye-bye, butterfly.
  • Gotta get going.
  • To the winch, wench!
  • It has been emotional, bye.
  • Out to the door, dinosaur.
  • Catch you on the flip side.
  • Gotta bolt!
  • See you soon, raccoon.
  • You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go!
  • Don't get run over!

Sarcastic Ways to Say Goodbye

  • Have a good one.
  • It was nice to see you again.
  • Hasta la vista, baby.
  • Later, haters.
  • Give a hug, ladybug.
  • I gotta bounce.
  • Toodle-pip!
  • Catch you later!
  • See you on the other side.
  • Take care, butterfly.
  • Have fun storming the castle!
  • Adieu, cockatoo!
  • Blow a kiss, goldfish.
  • It's been a pleasure and a privilege to meet you.
  • Don't get attacked by a bear, it's nighttime!
  • Be good and don't get caught.
  • Thank you for your cooperation. Farewell.
  • I look forward to our next meeting.
  • I'm gonna make like a bakery truck and haul buns.
  • Chop chop, lollipop!
  • Gotta roll!
  • Can’t star, blue jay.
  • Oh, and in case I don't see you—good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
  • Influence everyone in a good way!
  • Don't forget to come back!
  • Once more unto the breach, dear friends!
  • See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.
  • Peace out, girl scout!

Cool Goodbye Sayings

  • Adios, hippos.
  • Time to scoot, little newt.
  • Smell ya later!
  • I gotta jet.
  • Happy trails!
  • Cheerio!
  • Bye for now.
  • Tootle-loo, kangaroo.
  • Don't get lost on your way to class!
  • Love, peace, and chicken grease.
  • I'm off like a dirty shirt.
  • See you when I see you.
  • In a while, crocodile.
  • Catch ya later, future dudes!
  • Cya. (Clearly, this is just short for ‘see you,’ which makes no sense because you utter ‘cya’ and not write it. Oh, whatever!)
  • As you wish, jellyfish!
  • Later, skater!
  • May the force be with you... always.
  • Shine on, you crazy diamonds.
  • Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be tomorrow.
  • Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
  • Better shake, rattlesnake!
  • Later, potato!
  • Don't forget to be awesome.
  • Later, nerds!

Snarky Ways to Say Goodbye

  • Stay cool, my dude.
  • Don't get cut by a blade of grass!
  • Be sweet, parakeet.
  • Be careful! Don't get mauled by a squirrel!
  • See you later, aggregator!
  • Don't trip on a raindrop!
  • See you soon, baboon!
  • Bye! I tolerate you!
  • Gotta go, the power of the shower compels me.
  • Make new friends on the sidewalk!
  • I’m late for my bus, gigantopithecus!
  • Move out, brussels sprout!
  • Make sure the doormat says goodbye!
  • I’ll show you to the door!
  • Ciao ciao, brown cow!
  • Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Funny Ways to Say Goodbye Over Text

  • See you, space cowboy. (If you watch anime, then you’ll know this is a line from Cowboy Bebop.)
  • I shall return.
  • Catch you round like a rissole!
  • Take it easy, greasy. You've got a long way to slide.
  • Toodaloo, caribou!
  • I'm outtie.
  • Adios, amigos.
  • That's all folks.
  • Take care, polar bear!
  • Peace out, rainbow trout!
  • I'm outta here like spit through a trumpet.
  • Au revoir!
  • See you in the future.
  • Begone!
  • Until next time.
  • So long, suckers!
  • Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya.

Silly Goodbye Sayings

  • Sayonara, muchachos!
  • Next time, bring more cookies.
  • Party easy, drive safe, and return with a smile on your face.
  • After two, kangaroo!
  • After three, chimpanzee!
  • After four, dinosaur.
  • Come back when you can't stay so long.
  • Don’t forget to send a letter.
  • Goodbye forever.
  • See you in another life, brotha!
  • We may not talk for a long time, but I hope we don't lose touch.
  • Never look back!
  • See you on the internet!
  • Forever and forever farewell. If we do meet again, we'll smile indeed. If not, 'tis true parting was well made.
  • You will do well.
  • See you at the restaurant at the edge of the universe!
  • I'd say goodbye, but you're not worth it.

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