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150 Funny Questions to Ask Your Friends

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Funny Questions to Ask Friends

Funny Questions to Ask Friends

The best spice that can animate any kind of friendship is fun! And what better way to poke some fun than to ask lots of funny questions?

In this list, you’ll find dozens of funny questions to ask your friends at any moment. Be they random, silly, nonsensical, or simply amusing, these questions are meant to ignite the flames of friendship.

Skim through the zany questions and select what you like most. Use them to keep your interactions with your friends endlessly jolly and fun!

We all have that one friend . . .

We all have that one friend . . .

Funny Questions to Ask Your Friend

1. Have you pooped today already?

2. What's your favorite dinosaur?

3. Hey, can I have some money?

4. What are some of the guilty pleasures that you're willing to admit?

5. Do you hear the voices too?

6. What do you think is the worst way to die?

7. If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

8. What conspiracy theories do you believe in?

9. You know, when I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you do the same thing?

10. Would you rather own a dragon or be a dragon?

11. What’s your WiFi password?

12. Do you brag about the random acts of kindness you perform?

13. What songs are on your zombie killing soundtrack?

14. As of right now, if you were to die, what would you leave me in your last will and testament?

15. Think of someone who you suspect or you know doesn't like you. What do you think they think about you?

16. If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?

17. How many zombies have you killed in your life?

18. Who are you and why are you in my house?

19. Would you rather wear shoes every single second for the rest of your life or never be allowed to wear shoes ever again?

20. What's the last thing you did for the first time?

21. If I were to summon you via black magic, which 5 items would I need in each corner of the pentagram?

22. If you could do anything in the world as a career, what would it be?

23. What's your favorite smell?

24. If you had the option to never have to sleep again, or never have to eat again, which would you choose? Why?

25. If there were no consequences for a day, what would you do?

26. If you were a serial killer, what would your modus operandi be?

27. If you were a flavor, what would you be?

28. Which Pokémon starter would you choose: Bulbasaur, Squirtle, or Charmander?

29. What's the first thing you do when you are bored?

30. What's your most favorite animal in the world?

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31. If you had to remove one color from the world forever, which would it be?

32. When you poop at home, do you drop your pants around your ankles or take them all the way off?

33. What can you talk about for hours?

34. What will your last words be?

35. Have you ever tried to scream in your head?

36. If you could have dinner with any three people from history, who would they be?

37. If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

38. If you were a fart, would you rather be the ‘loud and proud’ type or the ‘silent but deadly’ type?

39. What do you do with your shopping cart when you're done with it at the grocery store?

40. How many second graders do you think you could fight off before you become overwhelmed?

41. When you poop in a public toilet do you hover, build a nest, or just sit down?

42. What is something I wouldn't believe about you?

43. If you were a chair, who would you like to sit on you?

44. Would you rather be able to play every musical instrument or speak every language fluently?

45. Would you prefer to be buried or cremated?

46. What is something you believe that most people don't?

47. If you could pick a day to relive over and over again, what day would it be and why?

48. If you could ask one question and be guaranteed complete honesty, what would you ask?

49. How dare you?

50. If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be and why?

51. Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

52. If you were given a million dollars today, how would you spend it?

53. Where would no one expect to find the bodies?

54. Who's number one on your hit list?

55. Do you sleep with your eyes open or closed?

56. If someone was filming your life up to this point, what would be on the soundtrack?

57. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be?

58. You are given three wishes by a genie, what do you wish for (no infinite wishes or anything similar to that)?

59. Which execution method do you believe is the most interesting in history?

60. Who would you get to play as you in the movie of your life?

Who needs April Fools when your whole life is a joke?

Who needs April Fools when your whole life is a joke?

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61. Would you rather time travel to the past or the future?

62. If you could shoot one condiment from your belly button, what would it be and why?

63. If you had to eat a crayon out of its box, what color would it be?

64. What do think 10-year-old you would tell you now?

65. What is the biggest lie you have ever told?

66. If you were the opposite sex for the whole day, what would you do?

67. When did you last shower?

68. If you could get away with it, how would you kill someone?

69. Cats or dogs? I mean if you had to, which one would you eat?

70. What is the weirdest question you have asked someone to get to know them better?

71. What is the weirdest or most unexplainable thing that ever happened to you?

72. What song do you want to be played on your funeral?

73. If you had a choice, which animal would you be and why?

74. What crime do you think you’d be arrested for?

75. If you had to be in the middle of a human centipede, who would you have in front of and behind you?

76. If you were a transformer, would you need car or life insurance?

77. What breakfast cereal has influenced your life the most?

78. Would you rather eat poop-flavored ice cream or ice cream-flavored poop?

79. If you could have any mythical creature as a pet, what would it be?

80. If you could have the power to read my mind but only if I could also read yours, would you want it?

81. Where did you hide the body?

82. Where do you want to be in an hour?

83. How would your worst enemy describe you in one word?

84. If we were to play hide and seek right now, where would you hide?

85. What vegetable would you pick for a fight against a 10-year-old?

86. Would you rather fight 1 cow-sized duck or 50 duck-sized cows?

87. What would make you valuable in an ‘end of the world’ scenario?

88. What do you think of the human species? I need an outsider’s opinion.

89. Do you wanna build a snowman?

90. Would you rather have a dog or be a dog?

Questions to Ask New Friends

91. What are you proud of, but never had an excuse to talk about?

92. Who do you want to be as your celebrity opponent in a death match?

93. Where would you go in case of a zombie apocalypse?

94. Do you think it's okay for couples to fart in front of each other?

95. What’s the weirdest thing you do?

96. Have you ever touched human remains?

97. What's a question you'd like to answer, but no one asks?

98. If you were invisible for ten minutes starting right now, what would you do?

99. You aren’t going to kill me, are you?

100. How awesome are your pajamas?

110. If you could build anything you want, what would it be?

111. Would you eat a person if you really had to?

112. If you could live forever, what would you do?

113. On a scale from one to ten, what's your favorite color?

114. If a strand of spaghetti accidentally went out of your nose, would you sniff it back or pull it out with your fingers?

115. How big was your biggest poop?

116. Do you squeeze the toothpaste tube from the top or bottom?

117. Milk before cereals, or cereals before milk?

118. What is something your parents or friends would warn me about you?

119. What gives you the right?

120. Can I see your browser history?

When you're dead but you remember you forgot to delete your browser history.

When you're dead but you remember you forgot to delete your browser history.

Interesting Questions to Ask Friends

121. Can I ask you a question?

122. How do you hang your toilet paper at home, over or under?

123. What is the closest you've ever come to dying?

124. What is your third favorite planet?

125. When you shower, what’s the first thing you wash?

126. If you were to die tomorrow, why not today?

127. What kind of cult would you like to start?

128. Who do you think would win, Superman or Goku?

129. If you were given the chance to change your name, what would your new name be?

130. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

131. When did you screw everything up, but no one ever found out it was you?

132. What is the largest animal do you think you can beat with your bare hands?

133. Would you rather have a horrible short-term memory or a horrible long-term memory?

134. What would you not name your kids?

135. If you could do anything to me without me complaining or anything, what would it be?

136. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

137. How many skeletons are in your closet?

138. If you could make a rule for a day and everyone had to follow it, what would it be?

139. What’s the most useless talent you have?

140. What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?

141. What are some things that are okay to do occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

142. How often do you poop?

143. What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing by a stranger on the street?

144. What do you like to do when you really don't feel like doing anything at all?

145. So uh...are we doing this or what?

146. How do you plan to commit the perfect crime?

147. What is your favorite joke?

148. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

149. Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?

150. What's your life's theme song?