100+ Funny Questions to Ask a Girl

Updated on June 13, 2019
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Tatiana has been an online writer for over five years. Her articles focus on everything from pet care to relationship advice.

Make Her Laugh!

Some guys will do just about anything to make their girl laugh—am I right? Sometimes it doesn’t take a good joke or some crazy antics, but rather just some funny questions! To ask a girl a funny question, you need to do so at just the right moment to get the laughter roaring and the snorts a-snorting!

Girls love a guy who can make them laugh and laughter is one of the many things that helps keep relationships alive! Don’t lose that spark and that ability to get her giggling. If you’re having a hard time thinking of some funny questions to ask a girl, we’ve got your back!

  • You have $3 to spend at the dollar store, what 3 things do you buy?

  • If you had to take a pie to the face, what flavor would it be?

  • Which way should toilet paper face on the holder?

  • If you were a man for a day, what would you do?

  • What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

  • Have you ever danced like Napoleon Dynamite?

  • How would you feel if I slept with a stuffed animal?

  • What is your biggest guilty pleasure?

  • Would you still like me if I was a foot shorter?

  • If your life was a sitcom, what would it be called?

  • If you could only ride a unicycle or use stilts to commute, which would you choose?

  • Would you ever drive a motorcycle with me on the back?

  • What’s the funniest prank you’ve ever pulled on someone?

  • Do you think I’d be cute in footie pajamas?

  • Do you think bald is sexy?

  • If you were a super villain, what scandalous crime would you commit?

  • Tennis shoes, high heels, or flip flops?

  • What would you do if a girl tried to buy you a drink?

  • What do you buy at the candy store?

  • If you had to get any weird piercing, what would it be?

  • What dessert best describes your personality and why?

  • If your sex life could be described in eggs, what kind of eggs would it be?

  • What was your most embarrassing moment ever?

  • What is your least favorite movie and why?

  • You’re at Dunkin Donuts, which donut calls your name?

  • What is the funniest pickup line someone has tried to use on you?

  • How would you react if I started dressing like a pirate?

  • How long would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?

  • Do you believe in ghosts?

  • If I was your favorite pizza, what toppings would I have on me?

  • Hot fudge or whipped cream?

  • Who’s the better toy, Woody or Buzz?

  • If you could only smell like one food for the rest of your life, what would you want to smell like?

  • Can you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

  • What’s your favorite kid’s cereal?

  • If you could make out with any cartoon character, who would you pick?

  • What are you addicted to?

  • What is your superhero alter ego?

  • Do you talk to animals?

  • Do you know how to do the macarena?

  • How many pairs of shoes do you own?

  • What five things do you always have with you?

  • What is the last dream you can remember??

  • What is the most exotic food you’ve ever tried?

  • What is your favorite 80’s movie?

  • What is your favorite 90’s band?

  • If you were going to chug a 2 liter of any beverage, what would it be?

  • What could make me even more irresistible to you?

  • What food would you consider your mortal enemy?

  • Have you ever found a pizza delivery guy attractive?

  • If someone has something between their teeth, would you tell them?

  • Star Wars or Star Trek?

  • What would your pro-wrestler name be?

  • If Voldemort asked you to join him, would you?

  • Me, a squirrel, and a panda: punch one, hug one, kiss one.

  • Do you prefer full, groomed beard, short stubble, or clean shaven?

  • Do you secretly wish Santa was real?

  • Could you beat me in a staring contest?

  • Do you think rock, paper, scissors is an effective way to solve disagreements?

  • Did you ever do a dine and dash?

  • In school, what were you in trouble for the most?

  • If you could punch one person in the face right now, who would it be?

  • When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

  • According to one lady who was a contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, elephants are bigger than the moon. How does that make you feel?

  • What trend or style did you rock in middle or high school that you now realize was ridiculous looking?

  • What is your favorite way to eat a potato?

  • What emotion do you feel when you think about clowns?

  • In your opinion, is it mentally possible for a person like both cats and dogs?

  • What do you order at Taco Bell?

  • Which celebrity would you most like to be?

  • What type of bear do you find to be the sexiest?

  • What are some things you enjoy now that you enjoyed as a child?

  • What song can you absolutely not resist singing whenever you hear it?

  • Do you untie your shoes or just pull them off?

  • Do you watch the Disney channel?

  • If you were in Jurassic Park, how long would you have survived before being eaten?

  • You're in the bathroom stall and realize there's no toilet paper, what do you do?

  • Can you put make up on with your mouth closed?

  • You're in front of the Little Debbie display, which snack do you pick?

  • Which Disney prince is the hottest?

  • What is your most random memory off the top of your head?

  • How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop?

  • Who is your favorite Simpsons’ character?

  • If you had to shave your head, would you sport hats, wigs, or rock the bald look?

  • Can you play the air guitar? What songs?

  • What is a deal-breaker for you?

  • What’s worse, bad hair day or muffin top?

  • Would you rather run a marathon with your shoes filled with jello or your hair doused in oil?

  • What app do you use most often on your phone?

  • Due to an outbreak of bird flu, poultry are no longer allowed in the country. How would you smuggle a chicken in?

  • If you were pulled over for speeding, what excuse would you use to explain yourself?

  • What questions would you ask a mermaid?

  • What video on youtube could you watch over and over again?

  • If you could fart the melody of any song, what tune would you toot?

  • Would you rather know the world is coming to an end or be completely oblivious to it?

  • Do you think I’m as sexy as I think am?

  • Nicolas Cage or Adam Sandler?

  • Can you give me your best wolf howl?

  • You see a giant spider. Fight or Flight?

  • What is your favorite outfit?

  • What outfit on me would you find irresistible?

  • When is something that is always in your grocery shopping cart?

  • Do you think male turkeys look at female turkeys and think, “Damn! I’d like to ruffle those feathers?!”

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      Madison Gucci 

      2 months ago

      I loved this is so funny.

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      your muum 

      3 months ago

      not pg don't do with kids

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      3 months ago

      help will the answers

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      6 months ago

      Love it

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      9 months ago

      helful ,thank u

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      9 months ago

      Why would you ask someone if they could spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious when you just spelled it

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      Raked boy 

      10 months ago

      It was so helpful.Thanks

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      maanya agrawal 

      11 months ago

      cool list bro, my wife left me

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      16 months ago

      This list is awesome

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      17 months ago

      Bob you are going to get fumbled by this gay guy...lol

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      That gay guy 

      18 months ago

      Don’t worrie bob I got you

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      19 months ago

      Hi I’m looking for a girlfriend

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      20 months ago

      It's nice

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      Dimitri Rogers 

      23 months ago

      My girl liked these

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      24 months ago

      It’s cool

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      2 years ago

      i like every one

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      2 years ago

      Wow nice


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