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90+ Corny and Funny Pick Up Lines

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You may have to wait for the right season to use this line, but there are nearly 100 other options to choose from here!

You may have to wait for the right season to use this line, but there are nearly 100 other options to choose from here!

Here you will find the perfect phrase to woo your love interest! Choose from 90+ funny, romantic and corny pick up lines.

Funny Romantic Pick Up Lines

  • If you're having a love drought, can I be your rain?
  • Do you have a void in your life I can fill?
  • If you've been looking for love, consider yourself found!
  • If you're traveling this journey of life alone, can I be your +1?
  • Can I give you my number in case you are having a bad day?
  • Call me and I'll remind you how wonderful you are.
  • Hello gorgeous, wanna fall in love?
  • Your smile puts the city lights to shame. You're cute.
  • Can I put a smile in your inbox?
  • Hey, look—even the leaves are falling for you!
  • I like you more than I like gaming.
  • I like you more than football on a Sunday.
  • Excuse me, I was just wondering—could I be the one you've been dreaming of?
  • I've been waiting all my life to meet someone like you, so I had to come and say hello.
  • I want to be your high-heels so I can walk with you every ste of the way.
  • I'm going to regret every day of my life if you're not in it.
  • I'm no photographer but I sure could picture us together.
  • Apart from being beautiful, what do you do in life?
  • You look like a lost angel. Can I take you to heaven?
  • You look like the girlfriend I have in my dreams.
  • Can we hold hands and practice falling in love?
  • This must be love at first sight because I can't stand the thought of never seeing you again.
  • Next time you think of beautiful things don't forget to count yourself in.
  • You're the kind of girl I would love to introduce to my parents.
  • You're the kind of girl I've been waiting all my life to spoil.
  • I just wanted to tell you that you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
  • I'm looking for a new girlfriend, would you be interested?
  • Hi, do I look like someone you could learn to love?
  • Hello. I just wanted to tell you that you take my breath away.
  • You're the one I've been wishing on a star for.
  • You are the most beautiful girl in the room.
  • Can I give you my number in case you're ever looking for a date who'll spoil you?
  • What's a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?
  • You're looking a little cold. Would you like to use me as a blanket?
Follow up this line by asking them out for dessert.

Follow up this line by asking them out for dessert.

Feast on these deliciously romantic lines:

  • You're the cream and I want to be the cherry on top.
  • If you are love-starved can I be your smorgasbord?
  • I think my lipstick tastes like chocolate, would you like to try it?
  • You are sweet enough to cure me of my addiction to lollies.
  • You look like the icing on the cake and I would love to have a taste.
  • Does your mum work in a cake shop? 'Cuz she made you such a cutie pie.
  • I taste so delicious, you'll want the recipe!
  • If you were a burger, you'd be McDelicious!
  • If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be McBeautiful.
  • If there were only one chocolate left in this world, I would give it to you just to see your enjoyment.
If you try this risky pick up line, you may end up in the dump.

If you try this risky pick up line, you may end up in the dump.

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Risky and Bold Tactics

These phrases could go either way. Either the object of your affection will appreciate your humorous and brave efforts, or you'll end up with a drink on your shirt. Either way, make a splash with these risky pick-up lines:

  • Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?
  • Excuse me, can I have your name so I can stalk you on Facebook?
  • Could I give you something to regret in the morning?
  • I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back: "Nice butt!"
  • Your clothes look uncomfortable. Take them off right now!
  • Hello, hottie—wanna kiss?
  • You smell like trash. May I take you out?
  • Hi, I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to your place?
  • Hi, I'm afraid of the dark. Would you mind sleeping with me?
  • You've been naughty! Go to my room.
  • Excuse me, I'm lost... Can you take me home with you?
  • Hi, can you help me practice French kissing?
  • Your lips look lonely—would they like to meet mine?
  • I want to ask if you'll date me without looking desperate. But PLEASE will you go out with me?
  • You look delicious—can I have a lick?
Hi, James. I'm Chris. Let's rock.

Hi, James. I'm Chris. Let's rock.

Corny and Funny Pick Up Lines

  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • Hi, my name's Ying. Will you be my Yang?
  • Excuse me, can you give me directions? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
  • Is your father a fireman? Because you are just so hot!
  • There must be a rainbow over my head because I've just found my pot of gold.
  • You put the X in sexy! You put the L in love. :)
  • Excuse me, I have a problem with my cell phone. Your number is not in it.
  • Excuse me, I was wondering if you could cure me of my ridiculous obsession with love.
  • You must be the reason for global warming—you are so hot!
  • Hi, I'm husband material—don't you think?
  • What do you think of my shirt? It's made from boyfriend material.
  • I like your dress. It looks like it's made from girlfriend material.
  • If I promise to catch you, would you fall for me?
  • Me love you long time.
  • Roses are red and brown is the tree—I was wondering if you'd go out with me.
  • Roses are red and violets are blue, I want to be all your dreams come true.
  • Roses are red and so are your lips—let's get on the dance floor and wiggle our hips!
  • Roses are red and violets are blue, I'd really love to go out with you.
  • Hello, I'm James. Let's bond.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
  • You must be the wind because you've just swept me off my feet.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I believe I've just fallen in love.
  • Here I am! What're your next two wishes?
  • I saw you and I kept humming, "You take my breath away, aye, aye. You take my breath away!"
  • Excuse me, are you a magnet? Because I feel so attracted to you.
  • What's that perfume you're wearing? Because it's hypnotized me.
  • Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • I'm no sailor but I'm sure I could float your boat!
  • You're so hot you're melting my mind!
  • Your lips look like wine and I wanna get drunk!
  • I opened my fortune cookie today and your name was on it!
  • Please drink up until I'm really good looking—then come chat with me.
  • Are you suffering from a lack of vitamin me?
  • You're cute—can I keep you?
The position offers many benefits!

The position offers many benefits!

A Low-Key, Friendly Approach

Looking for something a little more laid back? These low-key pick-up lines are perfect for when you want to give off a more casual vibe:

  • Can I buy you a drink and chat with you a while?
  • I lost my best friend, can I be yours?
  • I'm looking for a new best friend. Would you be interested?
  • I couldn't think of a pick-up line good enough for you, so I just wanted to say "Hi!"
I know how to remedy that deficiency.

I know how to remedy that deficiency.

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