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150+ Science Pick-Up Lines

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Science Pick-Up Lines

Science Pick-Up Lines

Did you know that there’s a scientific way to deliver pick-up lines? It’s done by simply opening your mind before opening your mouth. Then, you experiment. You might fail, but you can always learn from your failures, and eventually succeed.

The same goes for wooing the object of your heart’s romantic desires. It always seems theoretically impossible until it’s done.

In order to assist you in gaining the favor of your crush, I’ve assembled 6.02214076×1023 scientific chat-up lines just for you. Okay, I’m obviously exaggerating, but I assure you that there’s more than enough for you to use.

Whether it’s general science, biology, chemistry, geology, or physics, there’s definitely a line based on it!

Biology Chat-Up Lines

  • Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
  • Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
  • Being near you gives me a feeling similar to that of having a rhinovirus. I can’t catch my breath around you.
  • Blood is red. Cyanosis is blue. I get heart palpitations whenever I see you.
  • By any chance, are you my appendix? I have absolutely no idea how you work but I really want to take you out.
  • Did you do something to my cerebellum? I hope it’s not damaged because I’m starting to uncontrollably sway, stagger, and fall for you.
  • Don’t you worry about all the hot mess we’re going to make because I asked some lysosomes to come and clean up later.
  • For some reason, my cardiovascular system becomes restless when you’re around.
  • Greetings, fellow primate! May I interest you in some gametes?
  • Hey, let’s try making a zygote!
  • Hi, I’m a T cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
  • I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
  • I love each and every bone in your body, especially mine.
  • If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
  • If the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, then you are the powerhouse of my life.
  • If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
  • Just like osteoarthritis, you’re really making me weak in the knees.
  • Let’s pretend that we’re both RNA and transcribe together to form DNA.
  • My dopamine levels rise whenever you’re nearby.
  • Nothing is as sweet as you. Not even fructose!
  • Our combined genes would definitely create exceptional offspring.
  • Please fondle my vesicles while I caress your Golgi body.
  • Seeing your gluteus maximus makes my phallus tingle.
  • So, do you want to exchange genetic information with me?
  • The way your corona artery wraps around your heart is exactly the way I want to wrap myself around you.
  • There’s a way to enjoy aerobic respiration in this room. Do you want me to tell you how?
  • When I first saw you, I thought you were a mutant because you have such freakishly good looks.
  • Whenever I see you, my hypothalamus secretes serotonin.
  • Wow, look how your chromosomes have combined beautifully!
  • You and me baby, we’re stuck like glu-cose!
  • You make my myocardium pump blood through my circulatory system really fast.
  • You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
  • You’re just like amylase because you make everything taste sweeter.
  • Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
  • Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
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Chemistry Pick-Up Lines

  • Are you certain we haven’t had the same class before? I’m pretty sure we had great chemistry together.
  • Are you the result of the combination of Copper and Tellurium? That’s because you’re so Cu-Te!
  • By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
  • Combine Beryllium, Gold and Titanium together and we get you—a mesmerizing Be-Au-Ti!
  • Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
  • Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
  • Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
  • Even if a concentration gradient tries to separate us, I will do everything I can to cross it just to be with you.
  • Every orbital in my life is half-filled without you.
  • Flourine, Iodine, and Neon must be your primary components because you’re so F-I-Ne.
  • From now on, I will call you Avogadro. This way, I would already know your number.
  • I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
  • I’ve got my ion you for quite a while now. Don’t you think we should get together?
  • In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
  • Just say the word and I’ll be more than willing to fill your orbital?
  • Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
  • Look what I’ve got—a molecular model kit! Do you want to play with my stick and balls?
  • Oh, I see you’re made of Beryllium and Barium. You’re such a total Ba-Be!
  • Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
  • Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
  • Should I try putting my specimen into your test tube?
  • The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
  • The way you spread your hotness everywhere makes me think you’re an exothermic reaction.
  • To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
  • Would you be willing to show me your Arsenic Sulfide?
  • Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?
  • Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
  • You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
  • You’re way hotter than sulfur hydroxide and ethyl acetate combined.
  • Your backside reminds me of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur. What a Ni-Ce As-S!
  • Your pH factor must be 14, because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.

Geology Chat-Up Lines

  • A sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
  • Are you a fossil? Because I really want to date you!
  • Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
  • Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
  • Are you hydrochloric acid? Because you’re making my limestone fizz.
  • Baby, that’s my horst you’re graben!
  • Baby, you rock my world!
  • Be my partner, and I promise I will never treat you like schist.
  • Don’t worry, I will never take you for granite.
  • Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
  • Every time I see you, I get a hardness of 10.
  • For some reason, I just want to feel how smooth those slickensides of yours are.
  • Gneiss cleavage.
  • Guess who’s (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2? Me and you!
  • For our geology experiment, you will test my hardness while I measure your cleavage.
  • Hey, I’d sure like to petrify that wood of yours.
  • Hi, I’m an oceanic plate on a gravity slide, and I just can’t wait to subduct beneath your crust!
  • I hope you’re hydrophilic, because you’re about to get wet!
  • I love all of your stratified layers!
  • I’ve finally discovered what’s causing global warming. You!
  • If we were an earthquake, I'd be the S wave and you'd be the P wave, because you'd be the first one to come.
  • If you were an oceanic crust and I was a continental crust, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot magma.
  • Is that a halite in your pants? Because there's only one way to be sure.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
  • Let’s go to the transform boundary and grind at each other.
  • Let’s make like continents and smash…slowly.
  • Let’s make like tectonic plates and grind against each other.
  • Look who’s hung like a horst!
  • Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
  • My favorite mineral is halite because it has perfect cleavage...just like you.
  • My selection of you was all natural.
  • Nice crevasse.
  • Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
  • Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
  • So, I was thinking about you, then the earth started shaking.
  • That cleavage of yours broke my Mohs hardness scale.
  • The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
  • The way you register a 10 on the Richter scale makes my whole world rock!
  • There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
  • Touch me on my orogenous zones!
  • What do you and the weather both have? You’re both hot.
  • What say we get behind this outcrop and get a little boulder?
  • Would you like to go somewhere with me and make the bedrock together?
  • Wow, you look very gneiss.
  • You’ve just given me a volcanic eruption!
  • Your sexy body is really whetting my apatite.

Physics Pick-Up Lines

  • About 100 trillion neutrinos penetrate your body every second. Mind if I join in?
  • According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
  • Ångström and independent. You can always count on me!
  • All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
  • Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
  • Are you centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
  • Are you interested in learning the practical applications of the laws of friction and acceleration? Let’s get a room and I’ll show you.
  • Are you up for some...fusion?
  • Baby, are you curious about torque? We can learn about it by placing your mass on my rod.
  • Can you help me figure out our bodies’ coefficient of friction?
  • Come to me when you’re ready for the Big Bang.
  • Don’t deny it, I know you can travel at the speed of light! I figured it out because time always seems to stop whenever I see you.
  • Don’t tell anyone but I just had a supernova in my pants.
  • Forget about the quantum theory! Let’s go somewhere private, and I promise I won’t Bohr you.
  • For this experiment, you will be measuring the rigidity of this object of mine.
  • How about we conduct some heat? With our bodies, of course.
  • I know an exciting way to convert our potential energy into kinetic energy? But first, let’s go somewhere private.
  • I want to study thermodynamics because I want to learn the reason why you’re so hot.
  • I’ve got the mass and the acceleration, so get ready for some thrust force!
  • Just call me if you want to use my lever to shift your center of mass.
  • Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
  • Remember, the size of the vector doesn’t matter. What truly matters is the way the force is delivered.
  • So, I’m doing an experiment on elastic collision. Can you help me by bumping my body with your body?
  • The clothes you’re wearing make you look really great. But, do you know what would look better? Your clothes accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s!
  • The second law of thermodynamics states that you should share your hotness with me.
  • There’s no doubt about the fact that you’re more special than relativity.
  • Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
  • Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
  • You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
  • Your gravitational pull is irresistible!

More Science Lines

  • According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
  • Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you look just right!
  • Are you a black hole? Because the more you suck me, the more I get closer to you.
  • Baby, you’re as sweet as 3.14!
  • Can I have your significant digits?
  • Can you show me the exponential growth of your natural log?
  • Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
  • Do you like science? Because I lab you so much!
  • Do you want to look at my telescope? You can Hubble it if you want.
  • Every time I see you, my lab goggles fog up. That just means you’re smoking hot!
  • Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
  • Hi, I’m a Bunsen burner. Would you light my flame?
  • How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
  • I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
  • I would love to dock my rocket at your space station.
  • Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
  • Just like the digits of pi, my love for you has no end.
  • My dream is to travel to outer space so I can go and explore Uranus.
  • My love for you is like the universe—infinite and constantly expanding!
  • Never mind the hundreds and thousands of digits of pi. All I really need to know are the digits of your phone number.
  • Observing you is not enough. Let me get a little more hands-on with you.
  • Out of all the celestial bodies in the universe, yours is the most heavenly.
  • So, where should we go? My lab or yours?
  • The reason why I want to be your derivative is that so I can lay tangent to your curves.
  • Whenever you’re nearby, I reach my melting point.
  • With my pestle and your mortar here in this room, let’s begin the grinding and pounding!
  • Would you like to participate in experiments?
  • You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
  • Were you born in an open cluster? Because you shine like a young star!
  • You’d still be hotter than a Bunsen burner even if I set it to max power.
  • You’re not my thesis, but I’m more than willing to do you on my desk, all night long.
  • You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.

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