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100+ School Pick-Up Lines

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School Pick-Up Lines

School Pick-Up Lines

Ahoy, classmate! You’re here to learn some slick pick-up lines, right? Well, you’ve come to the right place, because this compendium right here holds over a hundred pick-up lines that you can use on your classmates and friends at school!

The pick-up lines here range from wholesome to flirty to dirty. Deciding which ones are most fitting for your situation is entirely within your discretion. Feel free to use them in and out of school. After all, pick-up lines are rather flexible and versatile.

Welcome back to school! Have fun learning all the pick-up lines here!

Wholesome Chat-Up Lines for School

  • Are you a new student here? Let me give you a tour and show you all the nice places.
  • Are you my French class homework? Because MaDamnnn!
  • Are you the final exam? Because I’ve waited for you so long!
  • Are you my senior year? Because I’m so glad I survived long enough to see you.
  • Are you the new school janitor? Because you swept me off my feet!
  • Are you my perfect-score exam? Because I cant wait to show you to my parents.
  • Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x = your phone number.
  • Choose anything you like in the cafeteria. It’s my treat.
  • Did they really ban you from the cafeteria because you’re too sweet?
  • Enumeration type of tests are my favorite! For starters, let me enumerate all the things I like about you.
  • I learned in my earth science class that “Rawr” means “I love you” in dinosaur language. So, Rawr!
  • If there’s something that I learned in earth science, it’s that lava is hot, just like you.
  • If you were a pencil you wouldn’t be a number 2, because you are definitely number 1 in my book!
  • If you are an exam, I would give you more than a hundred points.
  • If you were a bright student, you'd know I have feelings for you.
  • Just like the digits of pi, my admiration for you is never-ending.
  • Learning about important dates in history is so interesting! Do you know what would be more interesting? Me and you going on an important date!
  • Life without you is like an unsharpened pencil. Dull and pointless.
  • My dream is to go to Harvard. My other dream is to be with you forever.
  • No matter what eraser I use, I just can’t take you off my mind.
  • No one’s asking, but would you be my lab partner?
  • One day, I swear you’re going to be my emergency contact person.
  • One of the things I hate about school is the bell. Whenever I hear it ringing, I’m reminded that I won’t see again till the next day.
  • The alphabet is wrong! U and I should be together.
  • The only thing I want to take note of in you.
  • The reason why I never make it to class on time is because I’m always distracted by thoughts about you.
  • There’s no way I have forgotten how to recite the alphabet. Nowadays, I just can't get past U.
  • What’s an attractive person like you doing in a shabby school like this one?
  • We should totally hang out a lot, maybe you can teach me a thing or two.
  • Will you be my student loans? Because I'd like to have you around for the rest of my life.
  • Would you help me with spelling? For some reason, I just can’t spell “us” without u!
  • You had me at your remarkable articulation and correct usage of grammar.
  • You’re like a dictionary because you add a lot of meaning to my life.
  • You're looking A-grade tonight!

Flirty School Pick-Up Lines

  • Are you a key passage from our school book? Because I want to highlight how important you are.
  • Are you the school bus driver? You should take me home.
  • Are you the school staircase? Because you take my breath away.
  • Can I buy you lunch? Or would you rather have my allowance?
  • Can you help me with this math problem? I need to find x, where x is your home address.
  • Definitely voting you for class sexytary.
  • Do you know what’s the most noteworthy thing in our previous class? You.
  • Does your college of choice need a reference letter about how beautiful you are? Because if they do, I can write that letter.
  • Either we go back to class or we go somewhere fun.
  • Everyone’s wearing the same uniform, but I totally dig your look!
  • Forget about extracurricular activities! I want to spend the extra time with you.
  • Hello, I’m your new classmate. My friends call me *insert your nickname here*, but you can call me tonight.
  • Here’s my library card, so what are you waiting for? I’m obviously checking you out.
  • Hey, you’re so hot! Should I take you to the clinic?
  • How can I focus in class when your gorgeousness just keeps distracting me?
  • I bet you my day’s allowance that I can kiss you without touching your lips. Okay, here’s my allowance.
  • I can infer that you are smart enough to go out with me.
  • I hope this campus has a decent clinic, because I broke my leg falling for you.
  • I know the answers to our homework. Just tell me your number and I’ll send them to you.
  • I might cheat in exams, but I will never cheat on you.
  • I’m a math wizard, and I know for a fact that you have a significant figure.
  • I’m not being obtuse, but you’re just so acute!
  • If I told you you had a nice body, would you write me a recommendation letter?
  • Isn’t it weird that I know the digits of pi, yet I still don’t know your number?
  • Just like an industrious and brilliant student, you solve all my problems!
  • Let me buy you a drink at the cafeteria.
  • People say you’re really good at algebra. I bet you can you replace my x and not ask y.
  • Since when did they allow angels to enroll in this school?
  • The only reason I’m absent-minded in classes is because I’m thinking of you.
  • There’s no need for double-space when the essay is about you. I can write hundreds of pages, and I won’t complain about it.
  • There’s no such thing as multiple choice when you’re the only obvious choice for me.
  • Too bad I can’t bring you to the SAT. After all, you’re not a number 2 pencil. You’re my number 1!
  • Wanna have lunch together? You’re looking really delicious today!
  • We should join the school band. I bet we could make some awesome music together.
  • Weren’t we classmates before? I’m quite certain we had great chemistry together.
  • Who cares about mass over volume? All I know is that you’re my density!
  • You must be my dream school. I bet my parents would like you a lot.
  • You seem to have all the right angles to me!
  • Your hotness is the reason why they say that high school is hell.

Dirty School Chat-Up Lines

  • All the chairs in the classroom have gone missing! But don’t worry, you can always sit on my face.
  • Anatomy class is so exciting! I get to learn a lot about your body.
  • Baby, you can be my homework. Tonight, I'm going to do you on the table without a break.
  • Can I plug my solution into your equation?
  • Did you know that being classmates means we have to mate in class?
  • Do me on your desk like you do your homework.
  • Excuse me, I believe we both have chemistry. Why don’t we go somewhere private and do some experiments?
  • Give me an A+ and I’ll give you what you like.
  • Have they thought you yet how to tie a rope, I’ll teach you how as I tie you on my bedpost.
  • Heard you like bad boys/girls. Just so you know, I’m bad at everything in school.
  • Hello, I’m your math exam. I’m hard most of the time, but I get even harder when you do me really slowly.
  • How about we put the word “mate” in “classmate” into action?
  • I may not go down in history, but I will definitely go down on you.
  • I’m thirsty and a lot of after-school activities just make me tired, can I drink you?
  • Is that a pencil in your pants or are you just excited to see me?
  • Just like the SAT, I’m looking forward to doing you for hours with no breaks.
  • Kiss me and I’ll give you my allowance.
  • Let’s “study” if you know what I mean.
  • Looking at the way you turn my software into hardware, I bet your grade in computer class is high.
  • Mind if I have you for lunch?
  • Should I take you back to school or just take you back to my bedroom?
  • So, I heard you like sleeping in class. Let’s sleep together!
  • That uniform of yours is violating the school rules! Take it off this instant!
  • The alphabet let me have the F, the C, and the K. All I need now is U.
  • The only thing I want to learn in language class is your body language.
  • There’s nothing to worry about me screwing my education and life. The only thing I’m screwing here in school is you.
  • They say group studying is really effective. Should we try a threesome?
  • What’s better than a periodic table? It’s me doing you periodically on the table.
  • Would you like to do it in the music room or the gym?
  • You look really good in that school uniform, but I bet it would look even better on the floor.
  • You must be a math problem because you’ve got me thinking real hard with my body.
  • You’ve been really naughty today in class. I guess I have to teach you a lesson.