6 Reasons to Date a Guy in a Stormtrooper Suit

Updated on June 17, 2016

When it comes to imagining ideal boyfriends, you should reach for the stars- or better yet, Star Wars! The universe's most eligible bachelors hail from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

You might think that the most datable personages from Star Wars would be bounty hunters (to be sure, Boba Fett is quite a catch, but more on that later), or perhaps Jedi, but you are quaintly mistaken. The best potential boyfriends of them all are Stormtroopers. I'll give you six reasons why.

Your Gentle Author with Stormtoopers
Your Gentle Author with Stormtoopers

You've Got to Love a Man in Uniform

There is a classic, timeless allure of a man in a uniform. Military uniforms especially have a legacy of good design and admirable functionality.

In the Star Wars universe, there a many, many uniforms, but Stormtrooper suits trump them all. Inspired by the sketches of conceptual designer Ralph McQuarrie and produced by Production Designer John Barry and Costume Designer John Mollo with the help of George Lucas, these shiny, white, form-fitting plastic stormtrooper costumes are by far the coolest garments to make it to the series. They are bold, crisp, and make satisfying clicking sounds when in movement. What's more, Stormtrooper helmets are the only pieces of headgear that come CLOSE to the ever-honorable Vader mask.

If He Can Wear a Stormtrooper Costume, He's Probably Svelte

First: svelte is a brilliant word.  Second: anyone (successfully) wearing a Stormtrooper suit must be so.  The Stormtrooper outfit is a rather form-fitting one, and there's not really anywhere to hide a wanting form.  Contrast that to Jedi robes and you'll see one of the major advantages of opting for a Stormtrooper date over a Jedi plus one.  

Stormtrooper Costumes are the Male Equivalent of High Heels

Though they highlight the leg, add lift, and (if walked in properly) look quite elegant, high heels undoubtedly limit a woman's ability to move.  Perhaps that is part of the reason why they are considered to be sexy.  

If vulnerability can be seen as a sexy attribute, one can easily see that Stormtrooper suits offer the same benefits.  Stormtrooper uniforms, after all, limit movement, are very easy to spot (making the wearers easy targets), and appear to offer little protection from blaster fire.  Most importantly, as the Stormtrooper helmet limits one's peripheral vision, your Stormtrooper hubby will only have eyes for YOU.

Of course, one does not want a wimpy date, but that is not an issue with Stormtroopers, who are obviously trained in combat, armed, and clad in armor (albeit a bit flawed) of a most manly fashion.

He's in Good Company

Obviously everyone loves Boba Fett.  But there's a problem with that - Boba Fett is only one man.  There's only so much Boba to go around.  

But here's the thing - Boba Fett is a clone of Jango Fett.  And Stormtroopers are clones of Jango Fett.  Ergo.... WIN.

What I'm trying to say is that Stormtroopers are of the same ilk, and obviously this is awesome ilk.  What's more, if a girl gets dumped by one Stormtrooper, she can rest assured that there are plenty more exact copies where that came from!  Boy, if that isn't ideal, I don't know what is.

Total badass.
Total badass. | Source

Who Doesn't Want to Date the Bad Boy?

It is well understood that the bad boys get all the girls. I mean, gosh golly, they're so dern exciting!

When compared to drinking, smoking, leather jacket-wearing high school miscreants, Stormtroopers are infinitely superior. For the love of god, they fight for the DARK SIDE. What is more badass than that?

You might retort that the high school equivalent of a man in a Stormtrooper costume is an awkward geek, but that argument isn't even valid. Geeks are the new heroes. Everyone wants to be a geek or nerd. Get with the times.

Indeed, Stormtroopers offer the best of all worlds when it comes to eligible bad boy bachelors.  They're bad; there's no doubt about that, but they're also not the type to turn into total deadbeats (that is, unless they get shot or otherwise maimed by a Jedi... or Vader... or...).  Stormtroopers are disciplined.  Respectable.  Coordinated.  And genetically designed for perfection.

It Could Be Han Solo in There!

Perhaps you're like "bitch, please, I don't date clones."  Or maybe you have an issue for guys who have joined with the dark side.  But might I remind you that many a good guy has, in his time, disguised himself in Stormtrooper duds?  Including the one and only Han Solo?  I need say no more.

Even if it isn't Han Solo hiding behind that Stormtrooper mask, can you not deny the allure of the mystery?  Who knows who is behind the mask?  It could be anyone!  Many a girl has fallen for the mysterious man who hides behind a mask of mystery and honor.  In the case of Stormtroopers, this mask is quite literal.  Plus it's shiny.  Bonus!!

Here's lookin' at you, kid.
Here's lookin' at you, kid. | Source

Happy Hunting!

I suppose the only downside to dating a Stormtrooper is that they're rather hard to come by (either they're from a land far, far away or they're worn by the few who can afford rather costly Stormtooper costumes).

On that note, happy hunting girls!  May the Force be with you.

Questions & Answers


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        Sean Crockett 10 months ago

        Yea yea yea

        Everyone wants a storm trooper or TKs but what about the ones who can actually the TIE Pilots or TIs. Everyone loves a pilot

        But fun read

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        Kk von kk 10 months ago

        Storm troopers are not clones

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        TK EXPERT 10 months ago

        I hate to point this out but I must. Clones troopers are clones of jango fett. Storm troopers are individual people. (Pushes glasses up nose and sniffs)

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        Jason York 10 months ago

        What about us poor Darth Vaders?

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        TS4878 - UK 2 years ago

        stormtroopers may be clean but we know how to polish a helmet :P

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        Fernando 2 years ago

        Future Stormtrooper here and hubby cannot agree more...I am a member of the 501st UKG :-)))))

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        Phoebe Isabella 2 years ago

        Hey what about an article about dating a female Sandtrooper? We have larger weapons and are way dirtier than Stormtroopers ;) TD-2441 UK Garrison at your service..........

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        badmole@yahoo.com 2 years ago

        "But here's the thing - Boba Fett is a clone of Jango Fett. And Stormtroopers are clones of Jango Fett. Ergo.... WIN."

        So much fail.

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        Keltten 2 years ago

        Sorry StormTroopers are not clones.

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        Julie 4 years ago

        Not every man in the suit is single..please remember that.

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        Ben 4 years ago

        Plus many guys in stormtrooper armour are 501st legion charity workers....I hope my suit gets approval when it's done. I know my disabled little girl loves it,she can't stop looking at it on the mannequin. Priceless

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        Efficient Admin 5 years ago from Charlotte, NC

        I love this hub, and I love the first photo because you couldn't have chosen a better pic for this hub, and I love men in uniform. Voted up and across!

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        TK7642 5 years ago

        Being a Stormtrooper myself I'd just like to say......... Thank You :)

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        SPL 5 years ago

        Great article and I can't agree more, my wife can attest to these facts. Looks like the whole clone/not clones thing has already been pointed out :)

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        TK-421 5 years ago

        Brian Muir sculpted the armor. Just putting facts straight.

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        Anna 5 years ago

        I want to marry a Stormtrooper. I met the hottest Stormtrooper at Wizard World last year in Chicago. He took his helmet off and I was in love!!! I wish I had the guts to get his phone number. Someday!!!

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        5 years ago

        You forgot the part where we make sick kids smile.

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        Gina TK1548 5 years ago

        You do have to be careful though. Some of us are not guys under that armor. ;)

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        SWM 5 years ago

        To bad STORMtroopers were not cloned like CLONEtrooper were.

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        James Holliday 5 years ago from Edmonds, Washington

        I guess I win then.... I have a screen accurate Boba Fett AND stormtrooper!

        BH-2950 / TK 2950 = 501st Legion

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        Raphaela 5 years ago

        What about Biker Scouts ?

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        caroletrooper 5 years ago

        LOl, I am a female trooper so girls beware it's actually a bloke in that armour!!!!! PLEASE????

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        Mike 5 years ago

        Not all Stormtroopers are clones...

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        Joe 5 years ago

        And for what its worth, the stormtrooper costume shown for sale is NOT 501st Legion approvable. Its very crappy quality.

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        Chryse 5 years ago

        What a fun read. :)

        If you wanted to add a Reason #7, you could also say that Stormtroopers also have a lot of heart. Chances are that any you run into these days are with the 501st Legion (www.501st.com), an international Star Wars costuming organization whose primary mission is to lend its visibility to charitable efforts helping kids and families worldwide. They are a great bunch of guys and gals, and I am a retired member myself. :)

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        Paul 5 years ago

        Storm Troopers: Star Wars answer to the Star Trek Red Shirts...

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        Simone Haruko Smith 6 years ago from San Francisco

        It ain't just you, leroy64. I just bought one. True story.


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        Brian L. Powell 6 years ago from Dallas, Texas (Oak Cliff)

        Now I have to go buy a Stormtrooper suit; but, that is just not me. Darth Vader is more my style, although I look more like Dark Helmet from Space Balls. I think I will stick with Dr. Who.

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        Simone Haruko Smith 6 years ago from San Francisco

        Hahaa, EXCACTLY, Ercolano! Glad to hear that you're cool with those of the geeky persuasion :D

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        Sam Walker 6 years ago

        What a wonderfully unexpected and quirky hub. Loved it. And you're right the geeks are the new super-heroes (thanks cast of The Big Bang Theory). Not that I look like a geek or anything myself, but I've always been a tad closeted that way, and I do love to be in the company of geeks. And yes, as long as the guy doesn't take it off, who cares what he'll look like, after all, it's what's on the outside that matters.

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        steve 6 years ago

        and in fact here in hawaii everyone loves stormtroopers (in one of the stormtroopers)

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        Simone Haruko Smith 7 years ago from San Francisco

        Oh, but of COURSE.

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        Mrs. Menagerie 7 years ago from The Zoo

        ...and every guy's butt looks fantastic in a big white plastic suit.

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        Simone Haruko Smith 7 years ago from San Francisco

        Me too T___T

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        Garrett Mickley 7 years ago from Jupiter, Florida

        I wish I had a stormtrooper suit.

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        Simone Haruko Smith 7 years ago from San Francisco

        Heheee yay!!! Thanks!!

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        Peggy Woods 7 years ago from Houston, Texas

        As a long time Star Trec fan...LOVED THIS HUB! Cheers for the stormtroopers whereever they may be traveling at this time. Haha!

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        Simone Haruko Smith 7 years ago from San Francisco

        LOL true that! And Han Solo will just stay Han Solo in my world. I daresay it's best that way.. hahahaa ^_^;;;;;

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        cheapsk8chick 7 years ago

        Great article! And the stormtroopers always look good - Han Solo is looking a little less than fresh these days!

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        Simone Haruko Smith 7 years ago from San Francisco

        Thanks for stopping by Words from Jan and Hyphenbird! One could CERTAINLY do much worse than to date a Stormtrooper ;]

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        Brenda Barnes 7 years ago from America-Broken But Still Beautiful

        This is such fun! It is an easy read and the pictures are wonderful.

        And I certainly have dated less worthy "men".

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        Words from Jan 7 years ago from Near Albany, NY

        Great article ... fun to read and some not too shabby observations in there either.