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150+ Nerdy and Geeky Pick-Up Lines

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Nerdy and Geeky Pick-Up Lines

Nerdy and Geeky Pick-Up Lines

In one way or another, each one of us is a nerd or a geek for something. Don’t deny it, this is the universal truth!

Nowadays, everyone loves pick-up lines. And mind you, nerdy and geeky pick-up lines are all the rage!

Whether you’re a nerd or a geek, it’s all the same! The reason why you’re here is to indulge yourself with a huge compendium of nerdy and geeky pick-up lines, right? Well, lucky you, because you’re in for a wild ride!

Unleash the brainy persona in you and spread the flirty yet dorky punch lines in this collection like wildfire!

Science-Themed Flirty Catchphrases

  • Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
  • Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
  • You are my density!
  • Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
  • Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
  • Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
  • I’ve got my ion you, baby.
  • Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
  • Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
  • If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
  • Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
  • Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
  • Are you a fossil? Because I want to date you!
  • Your lab or my lab?
  • Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
  • You’re sweeter than fructose.
  • If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
  • Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
  • You’re more special than relativity.
  • Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
  • My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
  • How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
  • Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
  • You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
  • Whenever you and I get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
  • Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
  • My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
  • Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
  • You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
  • Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
  • If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  • Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
  • Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
  • Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
  • Let's unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
  • Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
  • You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
  • We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
  • I must be a diamond now because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
  • You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
  • Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
  • Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
  • I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
  • My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
  • I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
  • You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
  • Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
  • If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
  • Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
  • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I Lab You

I Lab You

Super Nerdy Chat-Up Lines

  • Talk nerdy to me.
  • I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
  • Baby, you just turned my bronze into iron.
  • Want to experience a gamma ray burst?
  • You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.
  • You must be a star because I can't stop orbiting around you.
  • I lava you! Do you lava me?
  • Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
  • You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.
  • You make my dopamine levels go all silly!
  • You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.
  • I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.
  • Are you my homework? Because I’d have to do you hard on my table the whole night.
  • You’re so hot that you managed to melt the elastics in my underwear.
  • You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar.
  • I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.
  • If I was a drum, I'd let you bang me all day long!
  • Are you high test score? Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents.
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces.
  • I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  • Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.
  • I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met. Now, I can't get past “u.”
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Flirty Punch Lines from Fiction

  • Not even Snape could Severus apart.
  • Are you Darth Vader? Because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
  • You’re the Obi-Wan for me.
  • Are you a Balrog? Because I wouldn’t mind falling down the chasm with you.
  • I wish I had some good pickup lines, but all the good ones Aragon.
  • If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine!
  • Is that a wand in your pocket? Or are you just glad to see me? Mind if I slytherin?
  • If I was a Jedi and you were the force, then may the force be with me.
  • My love for you is as strong as Vibranium.
  • Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away.
  • I bet you’re a Jedi in the streets but a Sith in the sheets.
  • Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious!
  • For you, I would simply walk into Mordor.
  • Do you like Harry Potter? Because I Dumbledore you.
  • Do you know Yoda? Because yoda one for me.
  • The flames of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.
  • Baby, you’re more precious than the ring.
  • Before I can show you the force, you must bend over and show me your dark side.
  • I'd love to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets..
  • One night with me and they’ll be calling you Moaning Myrtle.
  • Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
  • You're sweeter than 3.14!
  • You've got the curves, I've got the angles.
  • You are one well-defined function!
  • Hey, nice asymptote!
  • My love for you goes on like the value of pi.
  • I'm not being obtuse, but you're so acute!
  • I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
  • You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
  • I am cosine squared and you are sine squared. Together, we are one.
  • Let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves.
  • Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real!
  • Do you like mat? Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply.
  • Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
  • Can I plug my solution into your equation?
  • I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
  • You must be a 90-degree angle, because you're looking all right!
  • I wish I was a secant line so I could touch your curve twice.
  • I you’re so good at algebra, could you replace my X without asking Y?
  • If you were an angle, you’d be acute one.
  • You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.
  • Can I have your significant digits?
  • Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be the tangent to your curves!
  • I would really like to bisect your angle.
  • You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
  • Let’s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.
  • Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.

Frisky Punch Lines for Geeks

  • If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?
  • If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a king/queen like you.
  • Yes, I have an iPhone in my pocket. Also, I’m glad to see you.
  • Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
  • You're cute, I'm cute. Together, we're 2cute!
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me, so I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too.
  • They say I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
  • Don’t worry, I played Tetris as a kid. I can make it fit.
  • I was lost in space, until I saw you.
  • You must be halite, because you have perfect cleavage!
  • Is that a metronome in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • I’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.
  • You must have your phaser set to stunning.
  • Life without you would be like a sentence without spaces.
  • Are you doge? Because wow.
  • Vlad isn't going to be the only impaler tonight.
  • Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
  • I'm sorry that I wasn't part of your past. Can I make it up by being in your future?
  • This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
  • You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages. You light up my world!
  • With my superior IQ and your majestic body, we could yield a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the world.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
  • I’m a cube, you’re a cube. Let’s make a tesseract!
  • I may not be a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
  • Hey, you wanna seize the day? Because carpe dayum!

Computer Pick-Up Lines

  • A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
  • You Auto-Complete me.
  • I can turn your software into hardware.
  • Let’s make like Excel and spreadsheets.
  • So I heard you’re backwards compatible.
  • If you won’t allow me to buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
  • You can unzip my files anytime.
  • It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.
  • You had me at “Hello World.”
  • You’re way hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
  • I think my heart just lagged after seeing you.
  • Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing!
  • I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
  • If I ever freeze, don’t think that it’s because of a computer virus. It’s probably because I was stunned by your beauty.
  • Are you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it nice and slow.
  • My computer server never goes down, but I do.
  • Is your wifi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you.
  • We go together like copy and paste.
  • You’re so attractive! You see, I just upgraded my graphics card just to admire your pictures even more.
  • Wanna see my hard drive? I guarantee you that it isn’t 3.5 inches, nor is it floppy.
  • You’re must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.
  • Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
  • Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • If you had a “like” button beside you, I would definitely click without delay.
  • Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
  • I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

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