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In one way or another, each one of us is a nerd or a geek for something. Don’t deny it, this is the universal truth!
Nowadays, everyone loves pick-up lines. And mind you, nerdy and geeky pick-up lines are all the rage!
Whether you’re a nerd or a geek, it’s all the same! The reason why you’re here is to indulge yourself with a huge compendium of nerdy and geeky pick-up lines, right? Well, lucky you, because you’re in for a wild ride!
Unleash the brainy persona in you and spread the flirty yet dorky punch lines in this collection like wildfire!
Science-Themed Flirty Catchphrases
- Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
- Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
- You are my density!
- Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
- Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
- Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
- I’ve got my ion you, baby.
- Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
- Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
- If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
- Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
- Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
- Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
- Your lab or my lab?
- Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
- You’re sweeter than fructose.
- If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
- Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
- You’re more special than relativity.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
- My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
- How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
- Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
- You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
- Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
- Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
- My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
- Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
- You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
- Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
- If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
- Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
- Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
- Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
- Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
- Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
- You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
- We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
- I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
- You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
- Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
- Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
- I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
- My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
- I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
- You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
- Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
- If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
- Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
- According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Super Nerdy Chat-Up Lines
- Talk nerdy to me.
- I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
- Baby, you just turned my bronze into iron.
- Want to experience a gamma ray burst?
- You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.
- You must be a star because I can't stop orbiting around you.
- I lava you! Do you lava me?
- Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
- You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.
- You make my dopamine levels go all silly!
- You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.
- I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.
- Are you my homework? Because I’d have to do you hard on my table the whole night.
- You’re so hot that you managed to melt the elastics in my underwear.
- You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar.
- I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.
- If I was a drum, I'd let you bang me all day long!
- Are you high test score? Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents.
- Me without you is like a nerd without braces.
- I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
- Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.
- I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met. Now, I can't get past “u.”
Flirty Punch Lines from Fiction
- Not even Snape could Severus apart.
- Are you Darth Vader? Because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
- You’re the Obi-Wan for me.
- Are you a Balrog? Because I wouldn’t mind falling down the chasm with you.
- I wish I had some good pickup lines, but all the good ones Aragon.
- If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine!
- Is that a wand in your pocket? Or are you just glad to see me? Mind if I slytherin?
- If I was a Jedi and you were the force, then may the force be with me.
- My love for you is as strong as Vibranium.
- Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away.
- I bet you’re a Jedi in the streets but a Sith in the sheets.
- Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious!
- For you, I would simply walk into Mordor.
- Do you like Harry Potter? Because I Dumbledore you.
- Do you know Yoda? Because yoda one for me.
- The flames of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.
- Baby, you’re more precious than the ring.
- Before I can show you the force, you must bend over and show me your dark side.
- I'd love to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets..
- One night with me and they’ll be calling you Moaning Myrtle.
- Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
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Flirtatious Lines Related to Math
- You're sweeter than 3.14!
- You've got the curves, I've got the angles.
- You are one well-defined function!
- Hey, nice asymptote!
- My love for you goes on like the value of pi.
- I'm not being obtuse, but you're so acute!
- I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
- You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
- I am cosine squared and you are sine squared. Together, we are one.
- Let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves.
- Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real!
- Do you like mat? Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply.
- Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
- Can I plug my solution into your equation?
- I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
- You must be a 90-degree angle, because you're looking all right!
- I wish I was a secant line so I could touch your curve twice.
- I you’re so good at algebra, could you replace my X without asking Y?
- If you were an angle, you’d be acute one.
- You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.
- Can I have your significant digits?
- Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be the tangent to your curves!
- I would really like to bisect your angle.
- You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
- Let’s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.
- Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.
Frisky Punch Lines for Geeks
- If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?
- If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a king/queen like you.
- Yes, I have an iPhone in my pocket. Also, I’m glad to see you.
- Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
- You're cute, I'm cute. Together, we're 2cute!
- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me, so I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too.
- They say I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
- Don’t worry, I played Tetris as a kid. I can make it fit.
- I was lost in space, until I saw you.
- You must be halite, because you have perfect cleavage!
- Is that a metronome in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.
- You must have your phaser set to stunning.
- Life without you would be like a sentence without spaces.
- Are you doge? Because wow.
- Vlad isn't going to be the only impaler tonight.
- Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
- I'm sorry that I wasn't part of your past. Can I make it up by being in your future?
- This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
- You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages. You light up my world!
- With my superior IQ and your majestic body, we could yield a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the world.
- Is it hot in here or is it just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
- I’m a cube, you’re a cube. Let’s make a tesseract!
- I may not be a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
- Hey, you wanna seize the day? Because carpe dayum!
Computer Pick-Up Lines
- A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
- You Auto-Complete me.
- I can turn your software into hardware.
- Let’s make like Excel and spreadsheets.
- So I heard you’re backwards compatible.
- If you won’t allow me to buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
- You can unzip my files anytime.
- It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.
- You had me at “Hello World.”
- You’re way hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- I think my heart just lagged after seeing you.
- Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing!
- I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
- If I ever freeze, don’t think that it’s because of a computer virus. It’s probably because I was stunned by your beauty.
- Are you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it nice and slow.
- My computer server never goes down, but I do.
- Is your wifi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you.
- We go together like copy and paste.
- You’re so attractive! You see, I just upgraded my graphics card just to admire your pictures even more.
- Wanna see my hard drive? I guarantee you that it isn’t 3.5 inches, nor is it floppy.
- You’re must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
- Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- If you had a “like” button beside you, I would definitely click without delay.
- Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
- I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
Baker Saemaldaher on November 01, 2019:
As a nerd myself, I highly appreciate this. I loved “Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.” since I had to look up what the compound was
Patricia Scott from North Central Florida on July 26, 2019:
This was an amusing read--I think my favorite line was ----You are my density---a smile is always a good thing Angels are headed your way this morning ps
Maxwell Scott Goodman from Somewhere nice on July 26, 2019:
This. Is. Gold.