Cheeky Kid is a cybernaut who spends a lot of time browsing the web, grasping infinite information, and reveling in entertainment and fun.

In one way or another, each one of us is a nerd or a geek for something. Don’t deny it, this is the universal truth!

Nowadays, everyone loves pick-up lines. And mind you, nerdy and geeky pick-up lines are all the rage!

Whether you’re a nerd or a geek, it’s all the same! The reason why you’re here is to indulge yourself with a huge compendium of nerdy and geeky pick-up lines, right? Well, lucky you, because you’re in for a wild ride!

Unleash the brainy persona in you and spread the flirty yet dorky punch lines in this collection like wildfire!

Science-Themed Flirty Catchphrases

• Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
• Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
• You are my density!
• Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
• Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
• Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
• I’ve got my ion you, baby.
• Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
• Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
• If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
• Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
• Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
• Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
• Your lab or my lab?
• Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
• You’re sweeter than fructose.
• If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
• Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
• You’re more special than relativity.
• Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
• My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
• How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
• Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
• You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
• Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
• Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
• My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
• Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
• You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
• Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
• If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
• Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
• Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
• Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
• Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
• Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
• You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
• We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
• I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
• You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
• Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
• Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
• I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
• My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
• I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
• You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
• Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
• If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
• Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
• According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.

Super Nerdy Chat-Up Lines

• Talk nerdy to me.
• I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
• Baby, you just turned my bronze into iron.
• Want to experience a gamma ray burst?
• You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.
• You must be a star because I can't stop orbiting around you.
• I lava you! Do you lava me?
• Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
• You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.
• You make my dopamine levels go all silly!
• You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.
• I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.
• Are you my homework? Because I’d have to do you hard on my table the whole night.
• You’re so hot that you managed to melt the elastics in my underwear.
• You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar.
• I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.
• If I was a drum, I'd let you bang me all day long!
• Are you high test score? Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents.
• Me without you is like a nerd without braces.
• I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
• Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.
• I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met. Now, I can't get past “u.”

Flirty Punch Lines from Fiction

• Not even Snape could Severus apart.
• Are you Darth Vader? Because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
• You’re the Obi-Wan for me.
• Are you a Balrog? Because I wouldn’t mind falling down the chasm with you.
• I wish I had some good pickup lines, but all the good ones Aragon.
• If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine!
• Is that a wand in your pocket? Or are you just glad to see me? Mind if I slytherin?
• If I was a Jedi and you were the force, then may the force be with me.
• My love for you is as strong as Vibranium.
• Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away.
• I bet you’re a Jedi in the streets but a Sith in the sheets.
• Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious!
• For you, I would simply walk into Mordor.
• Do you like Harry Potter? Because I Dumbledore you.
• Do you know Yoda? Because yoda one for me.
• The flames of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.
• Baby, you’re more precious than the ring.
• Before I can show you the force, you must bend over and show me your dark side.
• I'd love to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets..
• One night with me and they’ll be calling you Moaning Myrtle.
• Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

Flirtatious Lines Related to Math

• You're sweeter than 3.14!
• You've got the curves, I've got the angles.
• You are one well-defined function!
• Hey, nice asymptote!
• My love for you goes on like the value of pi.
• I'm not being obtuse, but you're so acute!
• I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
• You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
• I am cosine squared and you are sine squared. Together, we are one.
• Let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves.
• Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real!
• Do you like mat? Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply.
• Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
• Can I plug my solution into your equation?
• I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
• You must be a 90-degree angle, because you're looking all right!
• I wish I was a secant line so I could touch your curve twice.
• I you’re so good at algebra, could you replace my X without asking Y?
• If you were an angle, you’d be acute one.
• You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.
• Can I have your significant digits?
• Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be the tangent to your curves!
• I would really like to bisect your angle.
• You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
• Let’s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.
• Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.

Frisky Punch Lines for Geeks

• If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?
• If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a king/queen like you.
• Yes, I have an iPhone in my pocket. Also, I’m glad to see you.
• Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
• You're cute, I'm cute. Together, we're 2cute!
• Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me, so I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too.
• They say I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
• Don’t worry, I played Tetris as a kid. I can make it fit.
• I was lost in space, until I saw you.
• You must be halite, because you have perfect cleavage!
• Is that a metronome in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.
• You must have your phaser set to stunning.
• Life without you would be like a sentence without spaces.
• Are you doge? Because wow.
• Vlad isn't going to be the only impaler tonight.
• Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
• I'm sorry that I wasn't part of your past. Can I make it up by being in your future?
• This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
• You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages. You light up my world!
• With my superior IQ and your majestic body, we could yield a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the world.
• Is it hot in here or is it just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
• I’m a cube, you’re a cube. Let’s make a tesseract!
• I may not be a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
• Hey, you wanna seize the day? Because carpe dayum!

Computer Pick-Up Lines

• A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
• You Auto-Complete me.
• I can turn your software into hardware.
• Let’s make like Excel and spreadsheets.
• So I heard you’re backwards compatible.
• If you won’t allow me to buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
• You can unzip my files anytime.
• It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.
• You had me at “Hello World.”
• You’re way hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
• I think my heart just lagged after seeing you.
• Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing!
• I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
• If I ever freeze, don’t think that it’s because of a computer virus. It’s probably because I was stunned by your beauty.
• Are you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it nice and slow.
• My computer server never goes down, but I do.
• Is your wifi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you.
• We go together like copy and paste.
• You’re so attractive! You see, I just upgraded my graphics card just to admire your pictures even more.
• Wanna see my hard drive? I guarantee you that it isn’t 3.5 inches, nor is it floppy.
• You’re must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.
• Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
• Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• If you had a “like” button beside you, I would definitely click without delay.
• Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
• I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

Comments

Baker Saemaldaher on November 01, 2019:

As a nerd myself, I highly appreciate this. I loved “Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.” since I had to look up what the compound was

Patricia Scott from North Central Florida on July 26, 2019:

This was an amusing read--I think my favorite line was ----You are my density---a smile is always a good thing Angels are headed your way this morning ps

Maxwell Scott Goodman from Somewhere nice on July 26, 2019:

This. Is. Gold.