How to Tell When a Man Likes You Too Much: 10 Signs That Let You Know if a Guy is Desperate

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Learn Some Danger Signs about Dating Men

It seems that women all over the world (at least on the Internet) are desperate to know how they can tell when a guy likes them. The irony of this situation is that women are frequently not looking for the signs when a guy likes them too much. Rejection is one thing. Being stalked is quite another. And while most guys who end up liking a woman too much aren't stalkers, it is a disheartening thing to have to tell a guy to get lost. It's kind of like kicking a starving puppy. Fortunately, by reading this article, you can become familiar with the signs that let you know when a guy likes you too much and end it before things become uncomfortable.

1. Your first date lasts an eternity- we've all heard from somebody about the first date that took all afternoon and included hiking and dinner and late night making out and was the most wonderful experience in the history of the universe, but these experiences are few and far between. What we don't hear much about is the second date where the woman realizes she's hanging out with a loser. I'm talking true first dates here, like the first time you've ever met the guy. Do you really want to hang out all day with somebody you've never met, no matter how great they sound on the phone or through email? Guys who know what they're doing don't let a first date last more than 90 minutes and usually not more than an hour. Why? Because they don't want to agree to hang out with somebody they don't know for longer than that. And what if it's going well? Well, maybe you extend it a little, but not more than 30 minutes. Now, I know there are women reading this who think this is crazy talk, but please think carefully about it. A guy who just let's a date go on and on is utterly lacking in self-control. He also reeks of desperation. He's thinking to himself, mistakenly, that if he just lets the date go on and on, the woman will like him more and more. In fact, most women, whether they realize it or not, are liking a guy less and less when a date goes on too long. Trust me, ladies, if your date lasts more than a few hours, you're going out with a guy who doesn't understand women, is lacking in self-control, and is going to exhibit more questionable behaviors very, very soon.


What tells you most that a guy is trouble?

  • A first date that lasts more than a few hours
  • He calls too much
  • He shows up at my house or work unannounced
  • He wants me to meet his family after the first date
  • I can't seem to get him to leave when I need to do something
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2. He contacts you within an hour of your first date- Let's just take the first scenario very quickly. You've just gone out on a three hour date, which should raise a red flag, but you had a good time and you're not too worried. Then you're less than an hour out from the date and you receive a text: "I had a great time. Hope you did too. Let's do it again." Or worse, the guy actually calls you before you go to bed or something to chat. This screams desperation. It screams clingy. You should be seriously concerned now. Here's a guy that needs so much validation that he can't even wait twenty-four hours to call you. Can you say "needy"? Get ready to go out with a guy so clingy you'll barely be able to breathe. As an aside, there's a lot of debate about how long a guy should wait to call a girl for a second date. Certainly an hour isn't enough time. Neither is twenty-four hours. Two to three days is a good rule of thumb. This shows that a guy isn't desperate or needy. It gives a girl the time to develop a little desire and to wonder whether he's going to call back at all, making that eventual call back very satisfying. Ditch a guy who calls you in an hour. Be concerned with one who calls you back the next day. He's not doing it to be courteous. He's doing it because he needs validation that you'll go out with him again. That spells trouble.

3. He shows up at your house unannounced- You know, it was a really great scene in "Say Anything" when John Cusack shows up outside Ione Skye's house holding the boom box over his head. If this is a picture of your life involving some guy you just met, you better run. Better yet, call the cops with a noise disturbance complaint. Guys who show up unannounced, no matter what the reason, are big trouble. I don't care if he's holding flowers or claiming his car broke down. Sure, you can lay down the law and tell him never to come by unless he calls first, but why bother? This is a guy without common sense or self-control. He's one step short of stalking you. Move on.

4. He calls you more than once for every time you call him- There are probably some exceptions to this rule, but keep track. Despite how it might seem, contacting each other via phone really isn't that difficult. He calls you. You answer. You guys talk and make plans. Done. Where things get sticky is when he calls you and you don't answer and he leaves a message. This is the situation I'm talking about. If he calls you again before you get back to him, that's a sign of trouble. That's a guy with no patience and no confidence that you have not, in fact, been in some terrible accident. If he calls you twice before you get back to him, it should be pretty clear he's a loser. Three times? He's probably crazy. That's a guy who has got gremlins running around inside his head telling him what to do.

5. He buys you stuff without any reason- Unless he's rich and has nothing better to do with his time, you might as well enjoy it. And if you're a gold digger anyway, don't worry. Still, a guy who just starts buying you things out of the blue thinks that you're going to like him more because he buys you stuff or maybe because he knows how to shop for hand bags. Whatever the reason, he's trying to buy your affection because he has no confidence that his winning personality is enough. If you want that kind of relationship, go for it. If not, cut him loose.

6. He won't leave- This is something you should start noticing in all situations, be it when you're out on a date or hanging out at home or whatever. If you're always the one saying goodbye first; if you're always the one having to push him out the door, be wary. In general, people who linger are annoying. We hate them everywhere else. You know that guy who hangs around your desk at work, right? You always wish he would go away, right? Well, now you're going to date him? Kick him to the curb and tell him to get a life.

7. He tries inappropriate romantic stuff on the first few dates- You know how I know all this stuff? It isn't because I saw it in a book. It's because I was probably guilty of trying it all at some time, except for #9. I was never that dumb. And I probably had my hands in my pockets coincidentally. Anyway, I've blown it with this move. And I'm not talking about a kiss or something. A kiss is expected. Going in for a kiss is a sign of confidence. What is not attractive is when some guy assumes you're his girlfriend way, way, way before it's appropriate. He might be so stupid as to actually introduce you as his girlfriend. He might simply make it look that way. Let's say you just met the guy and you're at an art gallery and suddenly he tries to hold your hand. Whoa! Who the hell does he think he is? I tell you who he thinks he is, he's a guy who wants everyone else to think you're a couple. A couple! Take a step back for a minute. This is a guy whose mind is so far down the road that he's completely lost sight of what's going on. You hold his hand for too long and he's going to tell you he loves you and wants you to have his children in a few hours. Get out of there.

8. He invites you to meet his parents on the first three dates- This is related to lots of other points, but unless this is an arranged marriage or something, a guy who wants the approval of his parents that early has got some kind of a problem.

9. He tells you he loves you before your third date- It may, in fact, be the case that a guy falls in love with you at first sight. Great! However, the guy with self-control knows not to say anything. The guy with self-control knows that only time will really tell whether or not that feeling holds up. The guy with self-confidence has dated enough to know that weird things can happen to derail a relationship. The guy with no self-confidence blurts out "I love you" because he thinks it'll make a difference. He doesn't realize that the difference it's likely to make is that it scares you stiff. That's a guy who's just dumb or needs a life coach or something.

10. One of his hands is always in his pocket - Gross. Isn't that what the Internet is for? Boy, up until now I was just talking about regular, average guys who are a little slow when it comes to women, but you seem to have bagged yourself a grade A sleezebag. Nice job. If he's playing pocket billiards while you're out in public, you probably don't even want to know what he does at home. Tell him you're going to the bathroom and then slip out the back.

What desperation move throws up the biggest red flag?

  • Says repeatedly how much he
  • Inappropriate touching
  • He calls you too much
  • Tries to extend every date and/or meeting
  • Buys you presents too early
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Comments 15 comments

meghanfromthe401 23 months ago

By far one of the most hilarious yet painfully true articles I have ever read. I am bursting out in laughter at work. Thank you so much for your honest and comical article.

PMARTIN 2 years ago

Maybe the example guy in the article read articles where woman complained of not receiving enough attention. "He doesn't call enough-He doesn't buy romantic gifts--he doesn't share his private life(parents)--she post details on facebook as if they are a couple.

But I understand what the author is trying to point out.

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crankalicious 2 years ago from Colorado Author

You are welcome to call the article one of the worst you've ever read, but then you are also blind to reality. These are the traits of a desperate man. Now, that doesn't mean that a desperate man can't be a good man, but nevertheless, they are still desperate. A man with natural confidence does not do these things and confidence is what's attractive to women in a man.

mmel8 2 years ago

This is one of the worst articles I have ever read. Truly.

I have been with my fiancé (soon to be married) for 4 years and he did all of the things mentioned in that article. We are still together and plan to get married. I quite honestly think that if a man doesn't show any signs of liking the woman he went out on a date with, then she might very well turn to someone else or accept another suitor. The woman might think he is not at all interested and I just don't think this type of ''game'' will suit everyone.

Datah 4 years ago

Though I will qualify this a bit, I have to call this one of the worst articles I've ever read.

If your interest is only in meeting lots of guys, who are mostly playing "The Game," and you are looking for easy interactions and superficial relationships, then I guess maybe it's pretty good advice.

However, if you like someone and they like you too, showing interest is not a bad thing. Regardless, the solution in any such situation is simply to be straightforward. If someone is showing too much interest and it's making you uncomfortable, TELL THEM THAT. If you're looking for actual relationships that involve real emotional connections, pre-judging people based on broad categories of "liking you too much" is self-destructive.

If you don't feel it too (or you actually feel uncomfortable about something), and you'd prefer not to keep seeing them, that's one thing. So tell them. But if you're deciding someone is unsuitable based on the fact that they demonstrated some warning sign that you read about in an internet article, even though you've liked everything you've seen, I'm sorry, but that's just insane (and this seems to be what the article is attempting to incite).

On the other hand, this reply is probably fairly pointless too. Because no self-respecting, intelligent person is going to make decisions on the primary basis of any single piece of reading.

ksinll 4 years ago

These are good comments to hear from a guy. I've had dates do this kind of stuff and it left me wondering if there was something wrong with me because it made me so uncomfortable.

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comicalequation 4 years ago

Amazing hub, so true!

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crankalicious 4 years ago from Colorado Author

I appreciate your perspective Levertis, but I very much disagree. If you do not create desire and mystery, you will be lost.

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Levertis Steele 4 years ago from Southern Clime

Wait three days to call a girl after a first date! I can understand waiting a day.

24 hours later

"I enjoyed dancing with you last night, Helen. Would you like to go with me to the football game Sunday? OK. It's a date. I will see you Sunday. 2:00. OK."

That game could be five days away anyway. If he waits three days to call after a first date, she just might accept a date from another suitor and agree to go steadily. That might put an end to his three-day wait. That hard-to-get scheme does not work well with everyone, especially if there are several suitors that a girl likes. She might think that he is not interested and move on with someone else. The guy should at least say, "Do you mind if I call you in a few days?" At least she'll know that he is interested and wait if she is also interested.

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HattieMattieMae 4 years ago from Limburg, Netherlands

hmm...nice hub, and very correct! lol only sometimes that are interested in you take 10 months to let you know! lol

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Angel709 5 years ago from midwest

Thanks Crank---I've wanted to write a similar article, I just hope I can maintain humor to keep a sensitive subject light but effective. It's getting most pathetic out here. I'm an outgoing gal who doesn't mind saying hello to anyone with self respect, and coffee if I think you can handle yourself. Well...the younger guy I allowed into my space was breaking many of the above rules and added many of his own. Trying to appear as a couple, inappropriate disclosure that his therapist would've had a hard time hearing, asking was he "my type" (ouch), and if not my type, did he still "have a chance"..... AWKARD!!!! So, it's refreshing to know that you as a male author can pen some helpful advice to other guys. May I add: Ladies are not being too picky when they want a guy's pants to maintain a level above his posterior fault line! THANKS AGAIN!!

Vanessa McKay 5 years ago

Great article. I will be sending a link to my single friends. Thanks

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Cloverleaf 5 years ago from Calgary, AB, Canada

Excellent hub! Many single women can learn great things from this information. I'm done with the dating game myself, but looking back I would agree that if the "L" word came up too soon I would be very cautious indeed.

Voted up.

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crankalicious 5 years ago from Colorado Author

I appreciate the comments. I think a message of the variety "I had a good time" is fine. But it can be a red flag too because odds are the guy is looking for some validation. By itself, it's nothing, but can be a piece of a larger puzzle.

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wonderful1 5 years ago from Southern California

I think it's charming when a guy texts you right after a date that he had a good time. But, in all fairness, my track record with dating men has been dismal. Good article. I think it applies to women, too. Except for #10.

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