100+ Funny and Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Updated on August 2, 2019
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Funny and Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
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Being hilarious when flirting comes more naturally to some people than others. However, everyone does have the capacity to be funny.

Do you think your rib-tickling style of flirting needs some polishing? Lucky for you, this chucklesome collection is at your service!

You’ll find over a hundred pick-up lines in this collection. All of which are amusing and entertaining.

Now that this collection is in your hands, it’s time to demonstrate your whetted flirting skills and serve some coquettish laughs.

Funny Chat-Up Lines

  • Wanna save water and help the environment? From now on, let’s shower together.
  • Do you like buying your clothes on sale? At my place, they’re 100% off!
  • Are you a vampire? You looked so thirsty when you glanced at me.
  • Did you know that I’m a fireman? It’s mainly because I turn the hoes on.
  • Did you just sneeze? I’d say “God bless you” but it looks like he already did.
  • If I was a cat, I’d spend all my 9 lives with you.
  • Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.
  • God must be showing off when he made you.
  • Girl, are you French? Because ma' damn!
  • Kiss me if I'm wrong but dragons do exist, right?
  • Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
  • Did you know that kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute? Wanna workout with me?
  • Don’t you think we would look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • Do you know what my clothes are made of? Yup, boyfriend/girlfriend material.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
  • I’m putting you on the endangered animals list. Why? Because you’re one of a kind!
  • I may not be the best looking guy/girl here but I'm the only one talking to you.
  • Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now.
  • That clothes look really great on you! I bet they would look better on my bedroom floor.
  • I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
  • There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours instead?
  • Normally I press A to pick up an item, but what button do I press to pick you up?
  • You should look into becoming a banker. I mean, you've already got my interest.
  • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute!
  • Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.
  • Hey, is that guy bothering you? No? Would you mind if I bothered you then?
  • I hurt myself when I fell for you. Can I have your name and number for insurance reasons?

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Cheesy Catchphrases for Flirting

  • You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U!
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.
  • My doctor told me that I’m lacking vitamin U.
  • If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
  • Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you look right to me.
  • If you were an angle, you’d be acute one.
  • Is your name Coca Cola? Because you're soda-licious!
  • There aren’t enough “O”‘s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.
  • You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree. But the best way to fall, is to fall in love with me.
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • Is your mom a chicken? Because you look egg-cellent!
  • Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappear.
  • Did you know that penguin couples stay together for the rest of their lives? Will you be my penguin?
  • Sorry, but I’m going to have to make you leave. You’re making the other people here look bad.
  • I’m calling the cops! I’m sure it’s illegal to look as good as you do.
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • Are you a campfire? Because you are so hot and I want s’more.
  • If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
  • Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
  • Did the sun rise or did you just smile at me?
  • I wish I was toilet paper, so I could touch your butt.
  • Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  • I will have to stop you there. Let me check your bag, I think you stole my heart.
  • I think you owe me a drink. That’s because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • Can I take a picture of you so Santa would know what I want for Christmas?
  • Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
  • Thank god I'm wearing gloves, because you are too hot to handle.
  • Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
  • Hey babe, your bone structure is giving my bone structure.

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Hilarious Flirting Lines

  • Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!
  • Let’s play a game! The winner gets to date the loser.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • Are you a magic lamp? I just want to rub you and make you fulfill my desires.
  • Like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
  • Your shirt has to go away, but you can stay.
  • If you were a Transformer, you'd be a hot-o-bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  • Are you a pizza? Because I have a crust on you.
  • If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
  • Are you my bank? Because you’ve got my interest.
  • Hey, I’m looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?
  • Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you.
  • Did you fart? Because your blew me away.
  • Are your parents mechanics? Because you have a fine-tuned body.
  • Can I borrow a kiss from you? I’ll return it, I promise.
  • I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.
  • Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  • Are you high in cholesterol? Beause you're messing with my heart.
  • The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
  • I'll make you dinner, if you make me breakfast.
  • You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
  • You’re way hotter than the bottom of my laptop!
  • Pardon me, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave. The sign says “No Smoking” and you are definitely smoking hot!
  • I forgot where I put my keys. Can I check your pants?
  • Did you fall from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack!
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you!
  • I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
  • Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
  • If a fat man puts you in a bag during the night, don't worry because I told Santa Claus that I wanted you for Christmas.
  • Are you a cat? Because I'm feline a connection between us.
  • What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
  • Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.
  • Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection with you.
  • If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  • Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I want to spread them.
  • I want you to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
  • Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
  • Which is easier, you getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
  • We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.

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Humorous and Witty Pick-Up Lines

  • Hey, can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  • Doesn’t happiness start with an H? Why does mine start with U?
  • What was it like to fall from heaven?
  • Are you a cake? Because I want a piece of you!
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice between us.
  • If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
  • Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting me towards you.
  • Did an earthquake just occur, or did you just rock my world?
  • That's a nice shirt! Mind if I talk you out of it?
  • Is there an airport nearby, or is it just my heart taking off?
  • I want you to know something, but I'm too scared to tell you in person; so I'll just let the first 3 words of this sentence say it for me.
  • Are your parents terrorists? Because you’re the bomb!
  • I think I’m lost. Can you give me the directions to your heart?
  • Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
  • I'm new in town. Could you give me the directions to your apartment?
  • If you were a steak, you would be well done.
  • Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
  • Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends that I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the world. Wanna buy something with their money?
  • Have you heard of the new disease called beautiful? I think you're infected.
  • You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
  • I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  • Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  • My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  • What do you and the sun have in common? You’re both hot!
  • May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
  • Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

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      • MsDora profile image

        Dora Weithers 

        3 months ago from The Caribbean

        Creative and funny! Thanks for the laughs.

      • Larry Slawson profile image

        Larry Slawson 

        3 months ago from North Carolina

        Haha, thanks for sharing!

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        Leah Gregory 

        3 months ago from Nairobi

        Wow.....Marvellous and hillarious.

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