Amelia Mercerdies has heard and read more than a few pick up lines in her lifetime.
We all have heard some really cheesy pickup lines—they're all over the internet, in films, tv shows, and more. From popular memes to your favorite dating app, it's likely that you've heard of at least a few of them in your lifetime. Whether you're looking to impress a guy at the bar, send a cute note to your crush at school, or find some funny Tinder openers, here are some lines that I have heard of.
Clean Pick Up Lines
- Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
- If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have five cents!
- A boy gives a girl a dozen roses. Eleven are real and one is fake, so he told her he would love her until the last rose died.
- You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other girls look bad!
- Is your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
- Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- I lost my phone number...can I borrow yours?
- Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
- You're so beautiful that you made me forget my line.
- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
- I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
- Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
- How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm ________.
Cringey Pick Up Lines
- I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- Thank you for wearing that dress!
- I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
- Are you lost? 'Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
- For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall....is in love with me.
- Can you catch? Cause I think I am falling in love with you!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by you again?
- I'm sorry, were you talking to me? If not, then please start!
- I thought happiness starts with an 'H'. Why does mine start with 'U'?
School-Appropriate Lines for Kids
- I wish the alphabet would rearrange itself so that I could be next to U.
- Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas?
- You look so familiar... didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
- Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
- On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
- If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple!
- Do you like raisins? How about a date?
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
- Are you a triangle? 'Cause you're acute one!
- You must be Wifi 'cause I'm feeling a connection.
I give all credit of these pickup lines to the people who actually came up with them. And if you are thinking, "Boy, this is so CHEESY!"? Good. That's how it's supposed to be.
Is a Chat Up Line an Actually Good Conversation Starter?
Unfortunately, these chat up lines are mostly just for fun, and it's usually not a good idea to use them as ice breakers with someone you don't already know. They don't let the receiver know anything important about your actual personality, so they're likely to brush you off or tell you to go away—and you might come off as a little creepy.
Secondly, because many of these lines are overused, it's likely that your target has already heard it before. When you try to seriously use a line, it makes you come across as unoriginal and little cringey.
Most importantly, is always important to be respectful of the person you're talking to and to only use them in an appropriate situation. Trying to chat up a girl at work? Not a good idea.
However, that doesn't mean you can't have fun with them! Some lines are actually pretty clever, so here are a few non-creepy ways to use them:
- Saying them to your friends as a joke
- Texting them to your boyfriend/girlfriend
- Asking the person you're seeing out on a date
- Leaving a note on your crush's desk
- Making a funny meme
If you still do want to seriously use one of these lines on someone —to slide into your crush's DMs or to send to someone on a dating app—it's best to make it personal. Try coming up with a unique pun using their name or profile photos as inspiration. You never know what magic could happen next!
eye on August 27, 2020:
Y'Know If I lost you,I'd search myself to find you.
Hello,My name is Microsoft,Can I crash at your place?
ashley hade a line.... on August 12, 2020:
i love u but...
RubyRedRR on August 03, 2020:
Ugh, I hate pickup lines.
Not that guys are approaching anymore. That kinda creepy guy thing is going away thankfully.
Unfortunately it's only the guys who you don't want to date that still approach. Creepers and jerks.
It's like there's a rule now the you litteraly need to be a felon to approach women, normal guys who approach are rare as diamonds anymore.
Banana on May 08, 2020:
I'm trying to find funny pickup lines not bad ones.
oop on April 03, 2020:
person 1: what do bees make?
person 2: honey?
person 1: yes, dear/darling?
Big noodle on February 27, 2020:
ru a celebrity? because you be looking like kim kardashian BaaaaabbbbbYYYYEEE
Gunner on January 15, 2020:
R your legs tired cause you been runnin through my mind all day
Do u work at a grocery store cause I been checkin u out all night
Gigi on January 06, 2020:
Oh looks like you dropped something, my jaw
Eve on December 29, 2019:
Are you sitting on fire because your lit
Westley on December 07, 2019:
I’m no mathematician but I’m pretty good with numbers give me yours and I will show you what I can do with it
Jordan on December 06, 2019:
1. If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you ;)
2. Are you google? cuz you have everything i'm looking for ;)
3. Are you the sun? cuz you brighten up my day ;)
4. I'm no photographer but i can picture us together ;)
5. Is there an airport nearby? cuz my heart is taking off ;)
6. Are you a broom? cuz you swept me off my feet ;)
7. Are you Spiderman? cuz you swung into my heart ;)
8. Are you a magnet? cuz you're attractive ;)
Absolutely all of these MUST be said with a wink at the end... why? Cuz I said so lmao
But for real, use these cuz they're amazing and ACTUALLY WORK. I got a girlfriend from the magnet one lol so use them! They will help you!
Jude on December 05, 2019:
Are you a bever,cause dammmmmmm
Kayla on November 14, 2019:
Person saying the pick up line: There are 21 letters in the alphabet Other person: no there are 26 person saying the pick up line: oh I forgot U R A Q T
jj on November 11, 2019:
are you the wind because you blew me away
Emilia on October 30, 2019:
If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I would only have one penny because you never leave my mind
Emillia on October 28, 2019:
I thing my phone is broken, it doesn't have your number in it
Lucas on October 28, 2019:
Boy: What has 36 teeth and is holding the incredible hulk? Girl:what? Boy:my zipper
Lachlan on October 14, 2019:
Is your name fire cause you are lit?
Roses are red violets are blue you make my heart sink into two.
Khyah_Wikitera on September 19, 2019:
i stole the tires for my car and put them in ur eyes
are you a lighter because ur on fire
are you a light bulb because you lighten up my day
Elliott Kim on September 10, 2019:
I wish you were a door, because i would bang you everyday
Haha on September 08, 2019:
Ive been trying to solve this math equation x+
Destiny on August 16, 2019:
ooooooofffffffffff on August 12, 2019:
are you a camera because every time i look at you i smile
Lindsay on August 07, 2019:
If I were to ask you on a date, would your answer be the same answer to this question?
Amy on July 25, 2019:
Boy: can you settle an argument between me and my friend. Girl: sure what is it? Boy: my friend says there are 23 letters in the alphabet but I swear there are 21. Girl: ummmmmmm there are 26 letters in the alphabet. Boy: oh I must have forgot U R A Q and T
Oof on July 25, 2019:
We’re you arrested earlier?It’s gotta be illegal to look that good
Heaven on June 15, 2019:
This is for my name:
"You must be an angel cause you belong with me"
BEAN++ on May 28, 2019:
Alpha_Plays on May 13, 2019:
Boy: "If I could arrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together" Girl: "Well it's a good thing n and o are already together"
Ankita on February 25, 2019:
"Something is there in your face ! Oh its Cuteness ! "
Dude on February 10, 2019:
tie your shoes i dont want u falling for anybody else
K on February 03, 2019:
Im thinking about taking you is that ok with you
Margret on January 28, 2019:
do you know why I tripped coming in a room with you in it? because I think I'm falling for you.
John on January 25, 2019:
Do you like coffey "yes" cause I like you alotay
marissa on January 19, 2019:
Are you a tower? Cause i'm falling for you
lol on January 14, 2019:
i thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number
Me On A Stick on December 22, 2018:
Are you African because you a frican babe.
Wait haven't I seen you before, "no I don't think so" oh wait, I have, in my piggy bank cuz you a DIME.
me on December 11, 2018:
are u a triangle cuz ur a cute one
Ladies man on November 12, 2018:
do you like Little Caesars pizza? Cause your hot and im ready.
Karma on November 03, 2018:
Is there a mirror in your pocket cause I see my self in your pants
angel Jim black on October 16, 2018:
ahh turn it off my eyes are burning oh it its you
Brianna on September 26, 2018:
You must be WiFi, because I’m felling a connection
a dude on August 28, 2018:
Are you a camera? because I smile everytime I see you! ;)
AJ on August 24, 2018:
Is your name Venus? Because you are hoooot!
Anime_gurl_150 on June 04, 2018:
It's my birthday! So I blew out my candle and made a wish: *lights candle* and it was to be with you forever! *blows out candle*
Horse girl on February 28, 2018:
Can I follow you home because my mom told me to follow my dreams.
Can I tie your shoelaces because I don’t want you falling for anyone else
Kayden on January 18, 2018:
1. Are you from heaven? You look like an Angel!
2. You must be candy, because you look sweet!
3. You must have a lot of weight on you, Ill hold you if you want to.
A girl on December 12, 2017:
Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date u?
Pick Up Line Master on November 27, 2017:
Hey are you a fart because you just blew me away
Boy: *sneezes* Girl: I would say bless you but it looks like god already did with that face
Hey Angel, wait your no angel... because your hot as hell
Anonymous on October 27, 2017:
Hey it's freezing over here can you warm me up
Unknown on October 24, 2017:
Is your face from McDonalds? because I'm lovin' it.
Brooklynn on September 15, 2017:
You know I thought I looked at the Solar eclipse when I look at you because you blinded me with you Beauty
AwesomePerson on July 02, 2017:
I made this one up: I am a superhero. Not Superman, not Batman, but Your man
Unknown on May 07, 2017:
Cool! I love makin' up pick up lines with my gals. Here's one: I think you have something in. Your eyes. Oh wait it's beauty. If you liked it, I made it up if you didn't its from the Internet (but it is mine)
Amadaeus on March 12, 2017:
can I take a picture of you to prove to my friends angles are real
on February 20, 2017:
Is it hot in here or is it just YOU!!
Chris Pence on February 07, 2017:
Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast?-Because your lookin' magically delicious!
Dude on May 04, 2016:
On a scale of 1-10 your a 9, and i'm the one you need. ;)
Harry from Sydney, Australia on July 20, 2014:
"You're so hot..you must be the reason for Global warming"
Skye on August 05, 2013:
Is there a fire man near cause you are smoking.