Funny and CLEAN pick up lines!

Updated on December 19, 2016

We all have either been on the receiving end, giving end, or just have heard some really cheesy pick up lines. These are some that either I have heard or have found on the internet that I thought were worth reading! If you have any clean and cheesy pick up lines please share! I would really love to hear them!

  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to in love with me.
  • If I had a nickle for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I would have five cents!
  • I wish the alphabet would rearrange itself so that I could be next to U.
  • A boy gives a girl a dozen roses eleven are real and one is fake, and told her he would love her until the last rose died.
  • Can you catch? Cause I think I am falling in love with you!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by you again?
  • You know, you might be asked to leave soon. Your making the other girls look bad!
  • Is your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
  • Say didn't we go to different schools together?
  • I'm sorry were you talking to me? "No" then please start!
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
  • Are you lost? 'Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
  • I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • I lost my phone number can i borrow yours?
  • Do you like raisins? How about a date?
  • Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
  • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).

I give all credit of these pick up lines to the people who actually came up with them. And if you are thinking "boy this is so CHEESY!" good. I hope you enjoyed it!

Which side of a pick up line are you on?

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      angel Jim black 

      4 days ago

      ahh turn it off my eyes are burning oh it its you

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      3 weeks ago

      You must be WiFi, because I’m felling a connection

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      a dude 

      7 weeks ago

      Are you a camera? because I smile everytime I see you! ;)

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      8 weeks ago

      Is your name Venus? Because you are hoooot!

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      4 months ago

      It's my birthday! So I blew out my candle and made a wish: *lights candle* and it was to be with you forever! *blows out candle*

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      Horse girl 

      7 months ago

      Can I follow you home because my mom told me to follow my dreams.

      Can I tie your shoelaces because I don’t want you falling for anyone else

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      9 months ago

      1. Are you from heaven? You look like an Angel!

      2. You must be candy, because you look sweet!

      3. You must have a lot of weight on you, Ill hold you if you want to.

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      A girl 

      10 months ago

      Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date u?

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      Pick Up Line Master 

      10 months ago

      Hey are you a fart because you just blew me away

      Boy: *sneezes* Girl: I would say bless you but it looks like god already did with that face

      Hey Angel, wait your no angel... because your hot as hell

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      11 months ago

      Hey it's freezing over here can you warm me up

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      12 months ago

      Is your face from McDonalds? because I'm lovin' it.

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      13 months ago

      You know I thought I looked at the Solar eclipse when I look at you because you blinded me with you Beauty

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      15 months ago

      I made this one up: I am a superhero. Not Superman, not Batman, but Your man

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      17 months ago

      Cool! I love makin' up pick up lines with my gals. Here's one: I think you have something in. Your eyes. Oh wait it's beauty. If you liked it, I made it up if you didn't its from the Internet (but it is mine)

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      19 months ago

      can I take a picture of you to prove to my friends angles are real

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      20 months ago

      Is it hot in here or is it just YOU!!

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      Chris Pence 

      20 months ago

      Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast?-Because your lookin' magically delicious!

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      2 years ago

      On a scale of 1-10 your a 9, and i'm the one you need. ;)

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      4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      "You're so must be the reason for Global warming"

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      5 years ago

      Is there a fire man near cause you are smoking.


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