The Best Funny and Clean Pick Up Lines
We all have heard some really cheesy pickup lines—either we heard them or we said them ourselves. Whether you're looking to impress a guy at the bar, send a cute note to your crush at school, or you want some funny Tinder openers, here are some lines that I have heard or have read on the internet.
- Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
- If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have five cents!
- A boy gives a girl a dozen roses. Eleven are real and one is fake, so he told her he would love her until the last rose died.
- You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other girls look bad!
- Is your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
- Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- I lost my phone number...can I borrow yours?
- Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
- You're so beautiful that you made me forget my line.
- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
- I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
- Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
- How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm ________.
Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Cringe
- I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- Thank you for wearing that dress!
- I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
- Are you lost? 'Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
- For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall....is in love with me.
- Can you catch? Cause I think I am falling in love with you!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by you again?
- I'm sorry, were you talking to me? If not, then please start!
- I thought happiness starts with an 'H'. Why does mine start with 'U'?
- I wish the alphabet would rearrange itself so that I could be next to U.
- Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa Clause what I want for Christmas?
- You look so familiar... didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
- On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
- If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple!
- Do you like raisins? How about a date?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
- Are you a triangle? 'Cause you're acute one!
- You must be Wifi 'cause I'm feeling a connection.
I give all credit of these pickup lines to the people who actually came up with them. And if you are thinking "boy this is so CHEESY!", good. That's how it's supposed to be.