The Best Funny and Clean Pick Up Lines

Updated on February 21, 2019

We all have heard some really cheesy pickup lines—either we heard them or we said them ourselves. Whether you're looking to impress a guy at the bar, send a cute note to your crush at school, or you want some funny Tinder openers, here are some lines that I have heard or have read on the internet.

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Cheesy Lines

  • Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have five cents!
  • A boy gives a girl a dozen roses. Eleven are real and one is fake, so he told her he would love her until the last rose died.
  • You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other girls look bad!
  • Is your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
  • Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • I lost my phone number...can I borrow yours?
  • Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
  • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my line.
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
  • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm ________.

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Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Cringe

  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • Thank you for wearing that dress!
  • I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
  • Are you lost? 'Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall....is in love with me.
  • Can you catch? Cause I think I am falling in love with you!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by you again?
  • I'm sorry, were you talking to me? If not, then please start!
  • I thought happiness starts with an 'H'. Why does mine start with 'U'?

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School-Appropriate Lines

  • I wish the alphabet would rearrange itself so that I could be next to U.
  • Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa Clause what I want for Christmas?
  • You look so familiar... didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
  • On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
  • If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple!
  • Do you like raisins? How about a date?
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  • Are you a triangle? 'Cause you're acute one!
  • You must be Wifi 'cause I'm feeling a connection.

I give all credit of these pickup lines to the people who actually came up with them. And if you are thinking "boy this is so CHEESY!", good. That's how it's supposed to be.

Which side of a pick up line are you on?

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        Dude 

        12 days ago

        tie your shoes i dont want u falling for anybody else

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        2 weeks ago

        Im thinking about taking you is that ok with you

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        Margret 

        3 weeks ago

        do you know why I tripped coming in a room with you in it? because I think I'm falling for you.

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        John 

        4 weeks ago

        Do you like coffey "yes" cause I like you alotay

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        marissa 

        4 weeks ago

        Are you a tower? Cause i'm falling for you

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        lol 

        5 weeks ago

        i thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.

        Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number

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        Me On A Stick 

        2 months ago

        Are you African because you a frican babe.

        Wait haven't I seen you before, "no I don't think so" oh wait, I have, in my piggy bank cuz you a DIME.

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        me 

        2 months ago

        are u a triangle cuz ur a cute one

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        Ladies man 

        3 months ago

        do you like Little Caesars pizza? Cause your hot and im ready.

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        Karma 

        3 months ago

        Is there a mirror in your pocket cause I see my self in your pants

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        angel Jim black 

        4 months ago

        ahh turn it off my eyes are burning oh it its you

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        Brianna 

        4 months ago

        You must be WiFi, because I’m felling a connection

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        a dude 

        5 months ago

        Are you a camera? because I smile everytime I see you! ;)

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        AJ 

        6 months ago

        Is your name Venus? Because you are hoooot!

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        Anime_gurl_150 

        8 months ago

        It's my birthday! So I blew out my candle and made a wish: *lights candle* and it was to be with you forever! *blows out candle*

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        Horse girl 

        11 months ago

        Can I follow you home because my mom told me to follow my dreams.

        Can I tie your shoelaces because I don’t want you falling for anyone else

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        Kayden 

        13 months ago

        1. Are you from heaven? You look like an Angel!

        2. You must be candy, because you look sweet!

        3. You must have a lot of weight on you, Ill hold you if you want to.

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        A girl 

        14 months ago

        Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date u?

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        Pick Up Line Master 

        15 months ago

        Hey are you a fart because you just blew me away

        Boy: *sneezes* Girl: I would say bless you but it looks like god already did with that face

        Hey Angel, wait your no angel... because your hot as hell

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        Anonymous 

        16 months ago

        Hey it's freezing over here can you warm me up

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        Unknown 

        16 months ago

        Is your face from McDonalds? because I'm lovin' it.

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        Brooklynn 

        17 months ago

        You know I thought I looked at the Solar eclipse when I look at you because you blinded me with you Beauty

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        AwesomePerson 

        20 months ago

        I made this one up: I am a superhero. Not Superman, not Batman, but Your man

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        Unknown 

        21 months ago

        Cool! I love makin' up pick up lines with my gals. Here's one: I think you have something in. Your eyes. Oh wait it's beauty. If you liked it, I made it up if you didn't its from the Internet (but it is mine)

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        Amadaeus 

        23 months ago

        can I take a picture of you to prove to my friends angles are real

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        2 years ago

        Is it hot in here or is it just YOU!!

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        Chris Pence 

        2 years ago

        Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast?-Because your lookin' magically delicious!

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        Dude 

        2 years ago

        On a scale of 1-10 your a 9, and i'm the one you need. ;)

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        Harry 

        4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

        "You're so hot..you must be the reason for Global warming"

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        Skye 

        5 years ago

        Is there a fire man near cause you are smoking.

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