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Funny and CLEAN pick up lines!

Updated on December 19, 2016
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We all have either been on the receiving end, giving end, or just have heard some really cheesy pick up lines. These are some that either I have heard or have found on the internet that I thought were worth reading! If you have any clean and cheesy pick up lines please share! I would really love to hear them!

  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to in love with me.
  • If I had a nickle for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I would have five cents!
  • I wish the alphabet would rearrange itself so that I could be next to U.
  • A boy gives a girl a dozen roses eleven are real and one is fake, and told her he would love her until the last rose died.
  • Can you catch? Cause I think I am falling in love with you!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by you again?
  • You know, you might be asked to leave soon. Your making the other girls look bad!
  • Is your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
  • Say didn't we go to different schools together?
  • I'm sorry were you talking to me? "No" then please start!
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
  • Are you lost? 'Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
  • I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • I lost my phone number can i borrow yours?
  • Do you like raisins? How about a date?
  • Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
  • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).

I give all credit of these pick up lines to the people who actually came up with them. And if you are thinking "boy this is so CHEESY!" good. I hope you enjoyed it!

Which side of a pick up line are you on?

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      Skye 3 years ago

      Is there a fire man near cause you are smoking.

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      Harry 2 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      "You're so must be the reason for Global warming"

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      Dude 9 months ago

      On a scale of 1-10 your a 9, and i'm the one you need. ;)

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      Chris Pence 2 weeks ago

      Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast?-Because your lookin' magically delicious!

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       2 days ago

      Is it hot in here or is it just YOU!!

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