100+ Funny Questions to Ask Your Crush

Updated on May 23, 2020
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Funny Questions to Ask Your Crush
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Ah, is that puppy love I smell in the air? It appears that you’re crushing on someone, and you just don’t know how to interact with them. Lucky for you, this list is here to help!

All you need to do is muster some courage to approach your crush. The next step is easy. You grab some questions from this list and spark a conversation filled with hilarity and curiosity.

Most of the questions listed here are amusing. If they’re not funny, then that means the answers they evoke will be funny. Either way, all of the questions here are interesting—they’re all meant to engage your crush in one way or another.

Seize the moment and ignite a chucklesome conversation that’ll bring both you and your crush closer together!

Hilarious Questions You Can Ask Your Crush

  • How many licks does it take to get to the center of your heart?
  • What are the things that you find exceedingly laughable but other people don’t?
  • What does “fun” look like to you?
  • Choose one: bread or bed? (If you know what I mean.)
  • What would you do if you get a revelation that we’re actually living in a computer simulation? Would it change anything in the way you are living your life?
  • What qualities do you look for in a potential romantic partner?
  • Are you ticklish?
  • How would you describe the first crush you ever had?
  • How many times did you look at a mirror today?
  • On a scale of 1-10, how crushable do you think you are?
  • Amongst all the smells in the world, which is one is your favorite?
  • How do you think you would fare in a zombie apocalypse?
  • Do you want me to find out where your tickle spots are?
  • Can you fold a fitted sheet? (If they answer yes, then he/she is a keeper!)
  • What conspiracy theories do you believe in?
  • What are you proud of but never get the chance to talk about?
  • What is the most normal thing about you as a person?
  • If humans were capable of detaching one of their body parts, which one would you want to be able to detach and why?
  • What songs do you usually sing in the shower?
  • Who was your first crush?
  • How vivid are you dreams?
  • Would you rather trade intelligence for good looks or good looks for intelligence?
  • Who do you listen to more, your heart or your brain?
  • Have you ever dreamed about me?
  • If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
  • What’s the largest animal you think you would be able to knock out with a single punch?
  • If you were a flavor, which one would you be?
  • Do you have a secret hunch on how you are going to perish?
  • If you had a time machine, would you go back to the past or travel to the future?
  • Who do you think is the best actor/actress to play as you in a movie about your life?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, then would you like me to pass by before you again?
  • What’s the most hilarious nickname anyone has ever given to you?
  • What’s the most foolish purchase you’ve ever made?
  • What’s the one thing that you’re too tired of explaining to people?
  • What happened the last time you almost died?


Humorous Queries to Ask Your Crush

  • Do you have any weird talents/skills? Are you willing to show said talents/skills to me?
  • What are some good make-out moves?
  • What easily makes you flustered?
  • How do you usually react when you’re crush is nearby?
  • What’s you plan-of-action when the zombie apocalypse arrives?
  • So...do you like potatoes?
  • How many walkers have you killed? How many people have you killed? Why?
  • What’s your excuse for your existence in this world?
  • Do you have any kinks? Do you mind telling them to me?
  • Have you murdered anyone recently?
  • How do you position a roll of toilet paper, over or under?
  • If you were a pizza topping, what would you be and why?
  • Do you think I’m a crushable person?
  • Would you rather be twice as smart or twice as beautiful?
  • Choose one: happiness or knowledge?
  • If you have to sit on a person for the rest of your life, who would it be and why?
  • If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
  • What do you spend way too much money on?
  • If you were a superhero, what super power would you possess?
  • Do you like observing people? What do you like observing about them?
  • How would you like to be disposed of after your die?
  • Would eat someone if it was the only choice left for you to survive?
  • What’s something that you think I wouldn’t believe about you?
  • How long does it take for food that has been dropped on the floor before it’s considered unsafe to eat? Would you still eat it if it hasn’t exceeded your time limit yet?
  • If you were to turn into a mount animal, would you let me ride on you?
  • Who would you eat first if you suddenly turned into a zombie?
  • What’s the worst advice you’ve ever given someone?
  • What are the funny things that you believed as a child?
  • What’s the most humorous joke you know by heart?
  • If you were arrested for something, what would your family and friends assume it would be?
  • What’s the craziest fact about you?
  • What are the things that you’ve done that you’ve never been caught doing?
  • What’s the worst name you could ever give your own child?
  • What’s the funniest name you’ve ever given to a pet?
  • How funny was your first-ever email address or username? Do you mind telling it to me?


Amusing Questions That Renders Any Conversation Funny

  • What’s your most bizarre pet peeve?
  • If I was under your complete control, what are the things that you would ask me to do?
  • If you were a cop, would you detain me right here and now?
  • If money wasn’t an issue, what would you do with your life?
  • If I got stuck with you on an isolated island, what would you do with me?
  • What’s the worst date you’ve ever had?
  • Would you rather be able to fly or teleport?
  • If I was the only person left in the world (besides you), would you cherish me dearly?
  • Could you please tell me A LOT about yourself?
  • What question do you hate being asked? May I ask it to you?
  • What are the strangest and weirdest things you believe in?
  • What would the epithet on your tombstone say?
  • What do you think is the best way to get rid of a dead body?
  • If you had a plane ticket that can take you anywhere you want in the world, where would you go?
  • What question do you want me to ask you?
  • Do you know what a potato is?
  • If I suddenly die, what would you do?
  • What work would you do if you had enough money to not have to work ever in your life?
  • What is the color of your underwear right now?
  • If real life was like a video game, what level are you now?
  • Would you like to get sushi with me?
  • Could you spare me some alms?
  • The world is ending in 24 hours. How do you spend the rest of your time in this world?
  • If good people suddenly looked better and bad people suddenly looked uglier, what would you look like?
  • What is something you’ve never told anyone?
  • If you could change your name, what would you like it to be?
  • Do you have a pet dinosaur?
  • What was the color of your poop the last time went to the toilet?
  • What takes most of your time in your everyday life?
  • A/S/L?
  • What do you believe is the greatest accomplishment in human history?
  • Which website do you waste most of your time in?
  • What makes you, you?
  • What do people usually get wrong about you?
  • If you were to write a book, what would it be about?


Interesting Conversation Sparkers for Your Crush

  • If I was infected with a virus that would turn me into a zombie in a few minutes, would you end me now, or wait until I fully turn?
  • What’s the most horrifying thing you could think of?
  • What would you do if you knew that no one would judge you for it?
  • What’s the most interesting question you can ask someone in order to get to know them?
  • What do you want to be remembered for after you leave this world?
  • Would you rather be a cat or a dog?
  • How many ducks can you defeat if they all came at you at once?
  • If all condiments suddenly get erased from existence except for one, what would it be and why?
  • What do you judge people for most often?
  • What would be the title of the book/movie about your life?
  • If you won the lottery, what would you spend your fortune on?
  • What is something really important to you that you rarely get the chance to talk about?
  • Where do you want to be in an hour?
  • What’s the weirdest animal you would want as a pet?
  • Which historical person would you like to have lunch/dinner with if it was possible?
  • What’s the weirdest thing you find attractive in a person?
  • If you could pick a day to relive over and over, what day would it be and why?
  • What can you talk about for hours? *10 hours later* Okay, I regret asking that question.
  • Would you rather have sexy time with a cow but no one would know, or not have sexy time with a cow but everyone believes you did?
  • If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?
  • If you could have any mythical creature as a pet, what would it be and why?
  • What do you think is the most attractive thing about you?
  • If you could change one thing about yourself, physically, what would it be and why?
  • What’s the quality you admire the most in the person that you dislike the most?
  • If your house suddenly caught fire, what’s the most important object you’re gonna save?
  • Do you ever wonder why we’re here?
  • Do you want to play a game? (Say this in Jigsaw’s voice for maximum effect.)
  • What’s the last thing you did for the first time?
  • What’s you spaghetti policy?
  • Choose one: Bulbasaur, Squirtle, or Charmander?
  • What’s the pettiest thing you’ve ever done in your life?
  • If you could jump into a pool of anything, what would it be?
  • What’s the place you would definitely not go to and why?
  • What food do you want to be served as your very last meal?
  • Would you rather be a bird or a fish?
  • What should I know about you that I’d never think to ask about?



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