Cheeky Kid is a cybernaut who spends a lot of time browsing the web, grasping infinite information, and reveling in entertainment and fun.
There’s a saying that goes: “To make your girlfriend fall in love with you even more, you have to make her laugh.”
And it’s true.
A good sense of humor goes a long way. Ladies definitely appreciate a good laugh. But the best thing about trying to make her giggle irresistibly is that every time she laughs, you'll fall in love with her even more. This is a game with no losers—it's a win-win for both you and your girl.
This collection holds over a hundred funny questions that you can ask your girlfriend so that you can get equally hilarious answers—a chuckle-worthy conversation in general. Put a smile on her face, make her laugh, and enjoy the fun conversation!
Humorously Interrogate Your Girlfriend With These Funky Questions
- Which list do you think your name is on, the “nice” list or the “naughty” list?
- What’s the silliest thing you’ve ever done to get your crush to notice you?
- How big was your poop today?
- If an alternate clone of you (of the gender you’re attractedto)existed, would you date yourself?
- What’s your go-to joke for when you want to make people laugh?
- Don’t you think you’re unknowingly breaking the law by being so beautiful?
- What’s the worst advice you’ve ever given to someone?
- If you had a warning label attached to you, what would it say?
- Would you allow me to see your browser history right now?
- Do you think you’re as pretty as you think you are?
- Are you a clown or the whole circus?
- If I offered to do something really funny for you for free, what would you ask me to do?
- If your doppelganger suddenly appeared, how would you prove to me that you’re the real one?
- What would be our course of action once the zombie apocalypse comes?
- If people were suddenly capable of hearing your thoughts for a few seconds, what would they hear?
- If you had the power of invisibility for one whole day, what would you do?
- Would you rather be completely alone for 3 years or never be alone for 3 years?
- What is the nastiest-sounding word you’ve ever heard in your life?
- Who do you think is your celebrity look-a-like?
- When did you realize that you needed such a handsome guy like me in your life?
- If curiosity killed the cat, then who did stupidity kill?
- What do you think is the worst ice cream flavor?
- Do you plan on bugging me every single day for the foreseeable future?
- How did you look like during your worst fashion disaster?
- Of all the inappropriate thoughts of me that you’ve ever had, which one is the funniest?
- How many licks do you think would it take me to reach the center of your heart?
- What do you think your pet dog/cat thinks of you?
- What’s the funniest name you could ever give your own child?
- What music do you think plays in the background whenever I see you?
- Where do we hide the body?
- If our relationship was a romantic comedy, what would its title be?
- How should we rule the world together?
- What’s so funny? Why are you laughing?
- What’s the best comeback you’ve ever heard?
- What’s your most ridiculous ambition?
- If you were suddenly arrested by the police, what do you think would I assume you’ve done?
- How hard did you hit the ground when you fell from heaven?
- What’s something you tried only once and will never do again?
- What’s the cheesiest pick-up line you could use to make me laugh my heart out?
- Would you rather have beauty or brains?
Use These Questions to Add Fun to Your Conversations With Your Sweetheart
- What’s the weirdest conversation you’ve overheard?
- Have you ever been involved in a crazy and intense cat fight?
- How tight is too tight?
- What’s the wildest thing you’re willing to do with me?
- How quickly do you jump to conclusions about other people?
- What’s the most awkward romantic situation you’ve ever been in?
- What’s the strangest thing you’ve eaten that you actually liked?
- If we were in a horror movie, how early are we going to die?
- How many stars in the universe do you think exploded today?
- Who’s the weirdest person I wouldn’t believe you actually had a crush on?
- If your life was a joke, then would our life together be a comedy show?
- If you could be a boy for a day, what would you do?
- Would you kill a cockroach for me? I’m scared.
- There are about 8 billion people on Earth, so why did you choose me?
- If you met God, what joke would you tell him?
- Why do you think dogs like to smell the butt of other dogs?
- How many imaginary crushes did you have before realizing that you’re better off with a real crush (who happens to be me)?
- What practical joke did you do that you realized went way too far?
- What would your life be called if it was a sitcom series?
- If you were a vegetable, what would you be and why?
- How’s your diet going? Oh, next question?
- Have you ever been caught in an awkward situation that you just wanted the ground to swallow you up?
- What do you find funny about me?
- Besides duck-face selfies, what other animal-face selfies can you do?
- If a snake bit my butt, would you be willing to suck the venom out?
- What’s your excuse for existing in this world?
- Would you rather be itchy all the time or sticky all the time?
- Can I wear your underwear?
- What do you think people automatically assume about you when they look at you?
- What wouldn’t I believe about you?
- If we were stranded on a desolate area with nothing to consume, would you eat me?
- What tickles your funny bone? Mind if I do the tickling?
- What funny rumor did you create that accidentally spread like wildfire?
- Is there a weird celebrity that you regret having a crush on? Who is it?
- What’s a surefire way to tickle your heart?
- If you only had red and purple to choose as your skin color, which one would you pick?
- What’s the funniest nickname that people ever called you?
- What strange food combination do youabsolutely enjoy but many other people hate?
- Would you rather have a face that resemblesthat of a fish or smell fishy for the rest of your life?
Hilarious Questions That Will Surely Make Your Girlfriend Laugh
- Why is your sense of humor always amazing? You make me laugh a lot.
- Why should you be banned from taking selfies forever?
- What common knowledge is actually very common but really isn’t?
- Would you let me use your toothbrush?
- If I suddenly caught fire and you happened to be drinking a glass of water, would you throw the water on me?
- What’s the funniest pick-up line anyone has ever used on you?
- Would you rather have anannoying short-term memory or a dreadful long-term memory?
- If I suddenly died, would you collect the dragon balls to bring me back to life?
- What was the last thing I did that made you cringe really hard?
- What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever eaten?
- Do you think I’m goofy?
- Have you ever done something so crazy and out-of-character that I wouldn’t believe it?
- What’s your most ridiculous pet peeve?
- If you had to smell like food for the rest of your life, which food would you want to smell like?
- If you could “right-click” people, what options would appear?
- What is something your parents or siblings would warn me about you?
- If there was perfume that was based on your natural scent, what would it be called?
- What always sounds like a good idea but actually isn’t?
- If it was acceptable to cannibalize your boyfriend, which of my body parts would you eat first?
- What do you think people automatically assume about you when they look at you?
- If you could be on the cover of any magazine, why the wildlife magazine?
- If a stranger gave you candy, would you accept it?
- When’s the last time you acted immature to get what you want? Did you get what you want?
- Why does your lingerie look better on me than you?
- What is the most creative insult you can come up with?
- Would you rather kiss me for 1 second or hug me for 1 minute?
- If you were to choose the most amazing person in the world right now, why would you choose me?
- Whenever you go to the movie theaters, do you take the left armrest or the right armrest? Or perhaps,do you hog both?
- What do you wish people would stop asking you again and again?
- Have you murdered anyone recently?
- What’s themost hilarious thing that somebody has walked in on you doing?
- What fake rumor would I actually believe about you?
- When was the last time you laughed so hard that you cried?
- If you had to take a pie to the face, what flavor would it be?
- Do I make your heart race when I walk into the room or should I try harder?
- What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve said or done around someone you had a crush on?
- What mildly annoying curse do you wish you could curse people with?
- What’s your credit card number and what are the numbers on the back?
- If you had a knock-knock joke that would certainly knock at my heart’s door, what would it be?
Cheeky Kid (author) from Milky Way on May 25, 2020:
@peachy With a hand full of poop? *shudders* haha
peachy from Home Sweet Home on May 25, 2020:
How big was your poop today?
You would get a smack on your face for sure !