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100+ Funny Questions to Ask Your Girlfriend


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Funny Questions to Ask Your Girlfriend

Funny Questions to Ask Your Girlfriend

There’s a saying that goes: “To make your girlfriend fall in love with you even more, you have to make her laugh.”

And it’s true.

A good sense of humor goes a long way. Ladies definitely appreciate a good laugh. But the best thing about trying to make her giggle irresistibly is that every time she laughs, you'll fall in love with her even more. This is a game with no losers—it's a win-win for both you and your girl.

This collection holds over a hundred funny questions that you can ask your girlfriend so that you can get equally hilarious answers—a chuckle-worthy conversation in general. Put a smile on her face, make her laugh, and enjoy the fun conversation!

Humorously Interrogate Your Girlfriend With These Funky Questions

  • Which list do you think your name is on, the “nice” list or the “naughty” list?
  • What’s the silliest thing you’ve ever done to get your crush to notice you?
  • How big was your poop today?
  • If an alternate clone of you (of the gender you’re attractedto)existed, would you date yourself?
  • What’s your go-to joke for when you want to make people laugh?
  • Don’t you think you’re unknowingly breaking the law by being so beautiful?
  • What’s the worst advice you’ve ever given to someone?
  • If you had a warning label attached to you, what would it say?
  • Would you allow me to see your browser history right now?
  • Do you think you’re as pretty as you think you are?
  • Are you a clown or the whole circus?
  • If I offered to do something really funny for you for free, what would you ask me to do?
  • If your doppelganger suddenly appeared, how would you prove to me that you’re the real one?
  • What would be our course of action once the zombie apocalypse comes?
  • If people were suddenly capable of hearing your thoughts for a few seconds, what would they hear?
  • If you had the power of invisibility for one whole day, what would you do?
  • Would you rather be completely alone for 3 years or never be alone for 3 years?
  • What is the nastiest-sounding word you’ve ever heard in your life?
  • Who do you think is your celebrity look-a-like?
  • When did you realize that you needed such a handsome guy like me in your life?
  • If curiosity killed the cat, then who did stupidity kill?
  • What do you think is the worst ice cream flavor?
  • Do you plan on bugging me every single day for the foreseeable future?
  • How did you look like during your worst fashion disaster?
  • Of all the inappropriate thoughts of me that you’ve ever had, which one is the funniest?
  • How many licks do you think would it take me to reach the center of your heart?
  • What do you think your pet dog/cat thinks of you?
  • What’s the funniest name you could ever give your own child?
  • What music do you think plays in the background whenever I see you?
  • Where do we hide the body?
  • If our relationship was a romantic comedy, what would its title be?
  • How should we rule the world together?
  • What’s so funny? Why are you laughing?
  • What’s the best comeback you’ve ever heard?
  • What’s your most ridiculous ambition?
  • If you were suddenly arrested by the police, what do you think would I assume you’ve done?
  • How hard did you hit the ground when you fell from heaven?
  • What’s something you tried only once and will never do again?
  • What’s the cheesiest pick-up line you could use to make me laugh my heart out?
  • Would you rather have beauty or brains?

Use These Questions to Add Fun to Your Conversations With Your Sweetheart

  • What’s the weirdest conversation you’ve overheard?
  • Have you ever been involved in a crazy and intense cat fight?
  • How tight is too tight?
  • What’s the wildest thing you’re willing to do with me?
  • How quickly do you jump to conclusions about other people?
  • What’s the most awkward romantic situation you’ve ever been in?
  • What’s the strangest thing you’ve eaten that you actually liked?
  • If we were in a horror movie, how early are we going to die?
  • How many stars in the universe do you think exploded today?
  • Who’s the weirdest person I wouldn’t believe you actually had a crush on?
  • If your life was a joke, then would our life together be a comedy show?
  • If you could be a boy for a day, what would you do?
  • Would you kill a cockroach for me? I’m scared.
  • There are about 8 billion people on Earth, so why did you choose me?
  • If you met God, what joke would you tell him?
  • Why do you think dogs like to smell the butt of other dogs?
  • How many imaginary crushes did you have before realizing that you’re better off with a real crush (who happens to be me)?
  • What practical joke did you do that you realized went way too far?
  • What would your life be called if it was a sitcom series?
  • If you were a vegetable, what would you be and why?
  • How’s your diet going? Oh, next question?
  • Have you ever been caught in an awkward situation that you just wanted the ground to swallow you up?
  • What do you find funny about me?
  • Besides duck-face selfies, what other animal-face selfies can you do?
  • If a snake bit my butt, would you be willing to suck the venom out?
  • What’s your excuse for existing in this world?
  • Would you rather be itchy all the time or sticky all the time?
  • Can I wear your underwear?
  • What do you think people automatically assume about you when they look at you?
  • What wouldn’t I believe about you?
  • If we were stranded on a desolate area with nothing to consume, would you eat me?
  • What tickles your funny bone? Mind if I do the tickling?
  • What funny rumor did you create that accidentally spread like wildfire?
  • Is there a weird celebrity that you regret having a crush on? Who is it?
  • What’s a surefire way to tickle your heart?
  • If you only had red and purple to choose as your skin color, which one would you pick?
  • What’s the funniest nickname that people ever called you?
  • What strange food combination do youabsolutely enjoy but many other people hate?
  • Would you rather have a face that resemblesthat of a fish or smell fishy for the rest of your life?

Hilarious Questions That Will Surely Make Your Girlfriend Laugh

  • Why is your sense of humor always amazing? You make me laugh a lot.
  • Why should you be banned from taking selfies forever?
  • What common knowledge is actually very common but really isn’t?
  • Would you let me use your toothbrush?
  • If I suddenly caught fire and you happened to be drinking a glass of water, would you throw the water on me?
  • What’s the funniest pick-up line anyone has ever used on you?
  • Would you rather have anannoying short-term memory or a dreadful long-term memory?
  • If I suddenly died, would you collect the dragon balls to bring me back to life?
  • What was the last thing I did that made you cringe really hard?
  • What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever eaten?
  • Do you think I’m goofy?
  • Have you ever done something so crazy and out-of-character that I wouldn’t believe it?
  • What’s your most ridiculous pet peeve?
  • If you had to smell like food for the rest of your life, which food would you want to smell like?
  • If you could “right-click” people, what options would appear?
  • What is something your parents or siblings would warn me about you?
  • If there was perfume that was based on your natural scent, what would it be called?
  • What always sounds like a good idea but actually isn’t?
  • If it was acceptable to cannibalize your boyfriend, which of my body parts would you eat first?
  • What do you think people automatically assume about you when they look at you?
  • If you could be on the cover of any magazine, why the wildlife magazine?
  • If a stranger gave you candy, would you accept it?
  • When’s the last time you acted immature to get what you want? Did you get what you want?
  • Why does your lingerie look better on me than you?
  • What is the most creative insult you can come up with?
  • Would you rather kiss me for 1 second or hug me for 1 minute?
  • If you were to choose the most amazing person in the world right now, why would you choose me?
  • Whenever you go to the movie theaters, do you take the left armrest or the right armrest? Or perhaps,do you hog both?
  • What do you wish people would stop asking you again and again?
  • Have you murdered anyone recently?
  • What’s themost hilarious thing that somebody has walked in on you doing?
  • What fake rumor would I actually believe about you?
  • When was the last time you laughed so hard that you cried?
  • If you had to take a pie to the face, what flavor would it be?
  • Do I make your heart race when I walk into the room or should I try harder?
  • What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve said or done around someone you had a crush on?
  • What mildly annoying curse do you wish you could curse people with?
  • What’s your credit card number and what are the numbers on the back?
  • If you had a knock-knock joke that would certainly knock at my heart’s door, what would it be?


Cheeky Kid (author) from Milky Way on May 25, 2020:

@peachy With a hand full of poop? *shudders* haha

peachy from Home Sweet Home on May 25, 2020:

How big was your poop today?

You would get a smack on your face for sure !

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