100+ Funny Captions for Couple Pictures

Updated on June 13, 2019
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Funny Captions for Couple Pictures
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Nothing screams ‘relationship goals’ than showing the whole world how perfect a couple you are! Take a a selfie with your partner here, take a selfie with your partner there—you get the idea! However, even if a picture paints a thousand words, there is nothing to lose by actually putting a caption. If it’s funny, then all the better!

This collection lists over 100 funny captions for couple pictures. When it comes to humor, there are no holds barred. Having said that, feel free to use any of the captions here—or even build on them—to step up your relationship goals in social media and in real life.

Funny Catchphrases to Use on Couple Pictures

  • You are the ‘she’ to my ‘nanigans’.
  • You are the ‘he’ to my ‘artbeats’.
  • Happy co-dependence day!
  • We’re dreaming of one another despite being wide awake.
  • You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
  • We go together like cupcakes and frosting.
  • I love you even if I’m hungry.
  • Us weirdos gotta stick together.
  • He stole my heart, so I’m stealing his last name.
  • It’s not easy being perfect...like us.
  • Love is a two-way street that is constantly under construction.
  • You make my heart go boom!
  • Breaking up in 3...2...1...just kidding!
  • I lava you! Do you lava me?
  • I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you’ve got two hands.
  • I’m glad we both swiped right.
  • We are bad asses with good asses!
  • We make each other laugh even when we don’t want to smile.
  • We are partners-in-crime for life!
  • I finally found the person who can me laugh in public...and scream in bed.
  • We’re nuts about each other!
  • All that we are is all we’ll ever need.
  • Can’t keep calm when we’re this crazy in love!
  • Together, we will rule the world.
  • This all started with ‘Netflix and Chill’.
  • It’s you and me against the world, baby!
  • You’re my life hack!
  • If we’ve spent this long time together, then we’re up to something.
  • We may hate ourselves in the morning, but we’re loving each other tonight.
  • You + me = *insert heart emoticon here*
  • The world is full of girls wondering if they’re pretty and boys that are too shy to tell them.
  • At least this balloon is attracted to me!
  • At least this buffoon likes me for who I am.
  • I hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave...because of your butt.
  • Sometimes, I wonder if love is worth fighting for. But then, I remember your face and I’m ready for war.
  • Life isn’t perfect, but we are.
  • The secret is out!
  • I love you just as much as I love cake.
  • We go together like cookies and milk.
  • So here we are doing embarrassing stuff together.
  • Once I marry him, he’s finished!
  • I’ll be annoying her for the rest of her life.
  • We still don’t know why we’re even in a relationship.


Hilarious Taglines to Use on Your Photos With Your Partner

  • Prepare for trouble. And make it double!
  • The only person in the world that I’d share my snacks with.
  • Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • Sorry to be cheesy, but you’re my butter half!
  • Do you think marriage can fix our insanity?
  • Sorry ladies, he’s mine.
  • Sorry gents, she’s mine.
  • We hate each other the least.
  • *insert person 1’s name here* and *insert person 2’s name here*, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
  • If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.
  • I love you because you make me food.
  • I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger.
  • I’m so glad I tricked you into loving me.
  • Love is definitely fun, but it’s not going to pay the bills.
  • Nothing to see here, just a couple of weirdos in love.
  • Guys, the love potion is still in effect.
  • We love each other and it’s getting worse.
  • Honestly, we’re better at being together than we are at taking couple selfies.
  • I lost my teddy bear, so will you sleep with me?
  • My girlfriend is like a fart. I always pretend she’s not mine when we’re out in public.
  • Yes, we do bad things. But, we do them together.
  • Love is like an hour glass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
  • If I open up to you, then you’re probably pretty damn special.
  • Me plus you, minus the clothes, divide the legs, then multiply!
  • We’re in a cute, long relationship where everyone is like—‘Damn, they’re still together?’
  • Sometimes, I wonder how you put up with me. Then, I remember: ‘Oh I put up with you, so we’re even.’
  • I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned.
  • Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole safari when I’m with you.
  • I feel so good with you that you make me roll my eyes back and turn my brain into mush.
  • Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it!
  • You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile...and then walk into a pole.
  • My heart’s in the right place. I know because I hid it there with you.
  • Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.
  • Who better to share your dreams with than the person you dream about?
  • I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
  • I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute of my life with you.
  • Together, we will build all places higher. Even hell.


Silly Captions for Couple Selfies

  • What a perfect couple! And yeah, they fart and fight too.
  • I love you, dumb dumb.
  • Never go to bed mad—stay up and fight!
  • Like peanut butter and jelly.
  • Let’s go forth and multiply.
  • The perfect blend of fun and craziness.
  • And together, we are double trouble!
  • The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed.
  • I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
  • Calling me cute is nice. Calling me hot is great. But, calling me yours is all I want!
  • Two peas in a pod.
  • Love is being stupid together.
  • The king and the queen. Bow before us!
  • We both caught a virus called love. The only cure left for us now is marriage.
  • Being crazy alone is no fun. That’s why we’ve decided to be crazy along!
  • It’s funny how we both look silly and cute together.
  • We love each other the same way cows love not turning into a burger patties.
  • Haters gonna hate, and players gonna play.
  • Always better together.
  • Sometimes, I want to kiss you. Sometimes, I want to punch you in the face. Either way, I love you!
  • You are the yin to my yang.
  • Love hurts, especially when you both fell in love so hard!
  • Like hot chocolate and mini marshmallows.
  • My partner in wine.
  • Birds of the same feather, flock together.
  • I like the way you’re everything I’ve ever wanted.
  • Be a bad ass with a good ass!
  • Couples that laugh together, last together.
  • You own my heart. And my ass.
  • I never want to stop making memories with you.
  • Kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute.
  • Not to brag but I think we’re really cute together
  • It’s our first month anniversary! (See what I did there?)
  • I’m your Joker, and you’re my Harley Quinn
  • Nothing says ‘Relationship Goals!’ quite like a violent, abusive relationship. Just kidding! Our relationship’s actually the opposite of that.
  • ‘I love you!’ she says. ‘I know.’ he says.
  • And in the middle of my chaos, there was you!"
  • Some people are worth melting for.



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      Rahul Sharma 

      2 months ago from Manchester, UK

      WOW it looks romantic hub. Its getting attract me more!


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