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100+ Flirty Pick-Up Lines for Him

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A list of the best charming, cheesy, and funny pick-up lines you can use to flirt with guys.

A list of the best charming, cheesy, and funny pick-up lines you can use to flirt with guys.

100+ Smooth Pick-Up Lines to Use on Guys

Are you interested in a certain guy in your life? Do you want to make a connection with your boy crush? Is it finally the time for you to flirt with him? Well then, this list might have just what you need!

Here's a collection of pick-up lines you can use to flirt with any guy. Each line from this list has the power to show him that you are, indeed, interested in some sort of intimate relationship with him.

Remember, though, that the pick-up lines here are merely ideas, so use them creatively. If he says no, then respect his decision. Don’t be a creep. Flirt nicely and have fun!

Flirty and Cheesy Things to Say to Him

  • You have a bit of cute on your face.
  • Why do you have to look so good?! I can’t concentrate on what I’m doing!
  • In your arms is where I truly belong.
  • Where have been all my life?
  • I will report you to the police for stealing my heart!
  • Wait a second. I need to breathe. Being with you takes my breath away.
  • I like you just how I like my coffee: tall, dark, and strong.
  • You seem familiar. You look a lot like my future boyfriend/husband.
  • Could you please hold this hand for me as I go walk in the park?
  • You must be the guy who’s going to buy me a drink.
  • Hey, please keep your distance. I might fall for you any time.
  • You remind me of a magnet because you are attracting me to you.
  • Hey, can I take a photo with you? I just want to make my ex jealous.

Shameless Things to Say to a Guy

  • I was feeling OFF the whole day. But then, you showed up and turned me ON!
  • I am not quite certain what you think of me. I just hope it’s at least R-rated.
  • You are hotter than a sunburn!
  • Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
  • I can see into the future, and yeah, it’s me and you together.
  • Would you mind if I give you a kiss right now?
  • Just so you know, my lips won’t just kiss themselves.
  • I’m sorry, your shirt has to go. However, you can stay as long as you please.
  • Can I slap you in the face...with my lips?
  • That shirt looks great on you! As a matter of fact, so would I.
  • You make me melt like an ice cream cone under the summer sun.
  • Your lips are meant to be kissed. Let’s not waste them.
Charming, flirty pick-up lines for guys.

Charming, flirty pick-up lines for guys.

Dirty Pick-Up Lines to Use on Guys

  • I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
  • I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
  • Stop staring at me. I might get pregnant!
  • Hey, do you want to get lucky? Then come with me.
  • I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
  • Do you have some room in your mouth for another tongue?
  • You have been such a naughty boy. Go to my bedroom!
  • My hands feel cold. Can I put them in your pants to warm up?
  • Your face would make a great throne for a queen like me.
  • Mind if I ask you what your name is? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.
  • Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
  • Your pants look really tight. I can loosen them for you if you want.
  • Wow, such nice pants you have! Mind if I test the zipper?
  • Shall we test how well our genes mix?
  • If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
  • I’ve heard the population is on the slide, why don’t we do something about it tonight?
  • Your lap seems available. Can I sit on it?

Funny Sexy Things to Say to Him

  • Are you a burger patty? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
  • You seem like a hard worker. I’ve got an opening you can fill.
  • I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.
  • Are you my math homework? You seem hard and ready to be done on my desk.
  • I might not be going downtown later, but hopefully, I’ll be going down on you.
  • Start printing out those missing person posters. I’m gonna have you tied up in my room for a long time.
  • You’re like hot chocolate and I’m like marshmallows. You're hot and I want to be on top of you.
  • If I told you that I work for a delivery service company, would you let me handle your package?
  • I want to go on an 'ate' with you. No worries, you can give me the 'D' later.
  • Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
  • This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
  • Wanna go bowling? I’ll give you a chance to pin me down.
  • You have dirt on your face. Let me wipe it with my tongue.

Flirtatious Conversation Starters

  • So...when are we going to get married?
  • Nice shirt! Is it made of boyfriend material?
  • How does it feel like to be the most handsome guy in the room?
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • They say kissing is the language of love. Would you like to start a conversation with me?
  • In your own honest opinion, how does it feel to look so great?
  • I think I’m lost. Can you give me the directions to your heart?
  • Do you know what my outfit is made of? Yup, girlfriend material!
  • Would you mind if I followed you home? I want to follow you because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • I just lost my phone number. Can I have yours instead?
  • Do you have a watch? I need to know how much time it took for me to fall in love with you.
  • Do you have a bandage? I think I scraped my knee the moment I fell for you.
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • Aren’t you tired of running in my mind all day?
  • Hi, my name is *insert your name here* just in case you want to lower your standards.
  • You’re so handsome. Can I tell that to you again next Saturday over dinner?

Bold, In-Your-Face Pick-Up Lines for Guys

  • What are you doing tonight? Well, besides me, of course.
  • I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad at everything.
  • Are you looking forward to making a mistake tonight? I can help you with that.
  • If I told you that I love your body, would you hold it against me?
  • I just lost my rubber duck. Could you take a bath with me instead?
  • Your place or mine? Choose!
  • Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
  • Shouldn’t you be freezing right now? You’ve been running naked in my thoughts all night long.
Memorable pick-up lines to use on a guy.

Memorable pick-up lines to use on a guy.

Frisky Things to Say to a Guy

  • I know exactly what would look really good on you. Me!
  • You give the word ‘edible’ a whole new meaning.
  • My parents raised me to be a good girl. However, I would like to be naughty for you just for tonight.
  • My bed broke this morning. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
  • You reek! That’s okay though—we can go take a shower together.
  • Mind if I try and guess which part of your body you like being kissed the most?
  • Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?
  • I'm actually afraid of the dark. Will you sleep with me tonight?
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because man, you’re hot!

Cute One-Liners to Use on Him

  • May I borrow a kiss from you? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • I have the ability to predict your future using the lines on your palm. Let me see yours. Hmmm. . . your heart line says you will call me soon.
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together forever.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?
  • If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • I know a girl who’s madly in love with you. If I wasn’t just shy, I would tell you.
  • I seem to have lost my teddy bear. Would you like to be my teddy bear tonight?
  • Are you a keyboard? Because you are definitely my type!
  • Can I take your picture? I need to show Santa Claus what I really want as a gift this Christmas.
  • There’s something wrong with my eyes. For some reason, I can’t take them off of you.
  • Is this place a museum? It’s the only explanation for a magnificent work of art like you to be here.
  • Did you know that I’m a thief? Yup, I’m here to steal your heart!
  • If possessing good looks was illegal, you would have been arrested ages ago!
  • I’m not drunk! I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • You must be a loan shark. The longer the time goes, the higher my interest in you grows.
Quotes and lines to use to pick up a guy.

Quotes and lines to use to pick up a guy.

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