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Is there a woman in your life you're interested in? Do you want to make a connection with your girl-crush? Is it finally the time for you to flirt with her? Well then, this list just might have what you need!
Here's a collection of pick-up lines you can use to flirt with any female. Each line on this list has the power to show her that you are, indeed, interested in an intimate relationship, one way or another.
Remember, these pick-up lines are merely ideas, so use them creatively. If she says no, then please respect her decision. Don’t be a jerk! Flirt nicely and have fun!
Best Pick-Up Lines for Her
- Do you know what would look great on you? My arms!
- You hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
- Even if there was no gravity on planet Earth, I would still fall for you.
- Whenever I count my blessings, I count you multiple times.
- If I can’t be with you in reality, then at least let me be with you in dreams.
- There is nothing sweeter than the beauty of your face.
- You’re like WiFi: You make me want to connect to you.
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be in prison for life!
- Like an unsharpened pencil, life without you is pointless!
- After all this time, I thought happiness started with an ‘H’. I just figured out that it actually starts with ‘U’.
- I wish I was your handbag, so that I’d always be by your side.
- I’m calling the cops! I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to look as good as you do.
- I’m certain that when God created you, he was trying to show off.
- In this world, there are things that money can’t buy. You seem to be one of them.
Cheeky One-Liners to Use on Her
- I guarantee you—I’m not flirting with you! I’m just being extra nice to someone who’s extra attractive.
- I was feeling a bit OFF the whole day. But then, you showed up and turned me ON.
- I’m horribly lost. Can you give me the directions to your heart?
- You must be exhausted running in my mind all day long.
- I’m warning you—I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart!
- I’m going to the optometrist to get my eyes checked. For some reason, I can’t take them off of you.
- I would say ‘God bless you,’ but it seems like he already did.
- If I could just rearrange the alphabet, I would definitely put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
- I love your smile, but I love it more whenever I’m the reason behind it.
- Oh, you have something on your face... wait, it’s just the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.
- Please tell me your name so that I can tell Santa you’re the one I want for Christmas.
- I might need a pair of sunglasses because your smile is too dazzling for me.
Dirty Pick-Up Lines to Use on Girls
- Hi, my name is *insert your name here.* You better remember it because you’ll be screaming it tonight.
- My future children need your DNA!
- Damn, girl, your bone structure is giving my bone structure.
- I wish I was your favorite chair so you would always sit on me.
- Greetings and salivations!
- There’s some food near your mouth. Here, let me lick it off for you.
- If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
- I’d like to be a lollipop that would stick on your lips and melt in your mouth.
- Between your thighs is where I’m supposed to be.
- You must have psychic powers. You just made a part of me move even without any physical contact.
- I don’t really enjoy watching sunsets, but I would love to see you go down on me.
- Are you poster? Because I want to pin you on the wall.
- Kissing is the language of love. Would you like to have meaningful conversation with me right now?
- I seem to have lost my tongue. Can I have yours instead?
- Whoa there Medusa, stop looking at me! You’re making me rock hard!
- You must be a gamer. Want to play with my joystick?
- I’m putting you on my to-do list for tonight.
- Do you want to do what bunnies do, if you know what I mean?
- Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
- My bed broke last night. Can I sleep in yours?
- Help! I’m on fire! Can I run through your sprinkler?
- I’m here for a job. Do you have an opening I can fill?
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
- Let’s do an experiment and see how well our genes mix.
- If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
- How would you like your eggs? Scrambled, over easy, sunny-side-up, or...fertilized?
- I love by bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
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Flirtatious Conversation Starters to Use on Her
- Excuse me, miss. Do we have a common friend that can introduce us?
- Mind if I ask what heaven was like when you left it?
- All this time, I thought I was invincible. But then you came and beat me with your smile.
- I think I just saw you on the cover of Cosmopolitan.
- I have a favor to ask. Can you shake my hand so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?
- Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?
- Did the sun just come out, or was it just your smile?
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet with mine?
- You know what’s beautiful? The first word I just said.
- Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
- Do you know what would look good next to your name? My surname!
- Aside from being sexy all day long, what do you do for a living?
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- If nothing lasts forever, then would you be my nothing?
- What’s a magnificent work of art doing here? Wait, am I in a museum?
- Help! My leg just broke after I fell for you.
- Will you allow me to take a photo of you? I just want to show my friends that angels do exist.
- Can you tell me home address? I just would like to know where I’m going to live in the future.
- I think I’ve seen you somewhere before. Oh, weren’t we happily married in our previous lives?
- Can you please pinch my cheeks? I’d like to make sure that I'm not asleep and the girl of my dreams is actually here in front of me.
- Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
- Let’s play a game: If you want to go on a date with me, smile! If not, then do a back flip.
Smooth Pick-Up Lines to Use on Ladies
- If you ever feel cold, you can always use me as a jacket.
- I can’t do magic, but I can do you.
- Did you just sit on a mound of sugar? Because you’ve got a pretty sweet ass.
- You look really familiar. Oh, you’re my future girlfriend/wife.
- My heart is leaving my body. It says it wants to belong to you.
- May I borrow your phone for second? I want to call my parents to tell them that I finally met the girl of my dreams.
- I like how you look at me. Now, let’s see how you talk.
- It’s not my fault I fell in love with you. You’re the one who tripped me.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you are 9, and I’m the 1 you need in your life.
- Girl, you’re really doing those trousers a favor!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still walk the Earth, right?
- Truth be told, you’re making the other women here look average.
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- You’re so pretty that you made me forget my pick-up line.
- I may not be a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
- I’ll give you a kiss, but promise me that you’ll return it, okay?
- I really want to follow you home. My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- I can’t find my phone number anywhere. Can I have yours instead?
- There’s only one thing that I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
- You’re pretty and I’m cute. Together, we’d be PRETTY CUTE!
- If I told you that you’ve got a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
- You must have been very naughty to get kicked out of heaven.
- Please tell your mom that I want her to be my mother-in-law.
- Hey, you owe me some money. All this time, you’ve been living in my heart without paying rent!
- There’s something wrong with my phone’s auto-correct function. Every time I input your name, it changes to ‘future girlfriend/wife.’
- If I was a cat, I’d spend all of my nine lives with you.
Sienna Thomas on September 01, 2020:
if i were a drum.. i'd let you bang me all night
MOOBERT on June 24, 2020:
Potato u r good
Potato on January 05, 2020:
I have a dirty one-
Since we’re both squirrels, can I bust my nut in your hole?