The Secrets of Dating a Leo Man

Updated on December 19, 2016

Dating a Leo man can be absolutely fantastic -- for a short period of time, anyway. This is yet another tongue in cheek astrology / dating article, so try not to get your knickers in a twist, Leo men. (Besides, you know you're as bad as I'm about to claim you are!) I've personally got quite a soft spot for Leo men, and they've proven to be nothing short of a lengthy headache. I, like most women, am drawn to them like a magnet to your grandma's old-fashioned fridge. To this day, the single best kisser (among other things) I have ever encountered was a Leo male and I still get goosebumps when I think about his lying, cheating, manipulating little self. (Oops, I hope that didn't sound bitter or anything.) So let's get to the important stuff and start giving you ladies an idea of what you're in for when dating a Leo man.

The Basics:

  • How to flirt with a Leo man: Look as good as he does
  • How to tick a Leo man off: Don't flatter him as much as he (thinks) he deserves

  • How to scare a Leo man off: Ask him to change

  • How to get a Leo man back: Look better than he does and have a line of admirers

The Leo Male Character

Leo men have more poise than most guys. They stand out in a crowd whether they are wearing Armani or a burlap bag (not that a Leo would ever humiliate himself by doing such a thing in public, so you'd probably never see him looking anything less than perfect). They adore being adored and they will preen under your admiring gaze. They love to soak up your affection, but at the same time they will give you more of it, and in higher doses, than any other star sign. They are naturals when it comes to ripping your heart right out of your chest, branding their name on it and giving it back to you in a form that will never quite be usable by anyone else so long as you live. They are boyish and masculine at the same time, confident and cocky without seeming too arrogant, and they will make you feel warm and fuzzy faster than a furry electric blanket.

The Leo Gravitational Pull

Part of the reason Leo men are so successful at scoring any woman in the room is because once you walk through their orbit you are basically tractor beamed over to them whether you want to be or not. They are hypnotic and you will love being mesmerized; while it lasts. This gravitational pull is very important for Leo guy, cos if he had to depend on his wit or intelligence, he wouldn't fare so well. Gorgeous and sexy as these men tend to be, they also tend to have come from a small village that is now in need of an idiot.

The Leo Full Court Press

Leo's will shower you with attention and make you feel like you're the only woman on Earth. And they will enjoy doing it as much as you enjoy being the recipient. He may even only be doing it with you, but odds are he's not so selfish as to starve the rest of the female population of what they're entitled to as well, so when he tells you he's dating you and you alone, consider that number to be a rough estimate.

Leo-Induced Amnesia

The nice thing about dating a Leo male is that no matter how bad he does you wrong, and no matter how many illegitimate kids of his pop up round the trailer park, once your relationship has ended you'll be left with a lovely form of amnesia that will leave your body remembering all the good stuff, and your brain forgetting most of the bad. That's what happens when you date Don Juan. You end up thanking him for ruining your life and leaving you with a few saucy memories to grow old with.


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