Post-Divorce Survival Guide for Dads Following a 15+ Year Marriage: Take Me Home

Updated on November 5, 2018
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Divorced after 18 years. Joe specializes in helping men transition from "Husband" to "Divorced Dad" by waking you up with a Mean Cup'a Joe.

Now That You've Got a House, It's Time to Make It Your House

Hello Fellow Traveler, in the previous entry of the Post-Divorce Survival Guide we discussed the importance of getting your own house. In this entry, we will discuss the importance of making this place yours.

If you were like me, all you had when you started your journey as a Divorced Dad was what would fit in your car. While this made moving an effortless endeavor, once you are all moved in, the emptiness of the apartment will be a little intimidating. The first few days will be awkward. It will feel like you are living in a motel. It will be lonely and stressful. Let not your heart be troubled. Like an intense game of Tetris, the blocks slowly will fall into place. Rome was not built in a day, neither will your Home. The good news is you will be able to build your Rome how you want.

Advice From a Divorced Dad #3

Buy an actual set of plates, bowls, silverware, and glasses. Not paper plates, plastic forks or cups. This is your Home, not a party.

Guideline #3: Eat at Joe's ... or Eat at ____ ( Whatever Your Name is)

We all love food. We all love eating. Fast food, pizza, and take-out should not be your only source of sustenance. You are a Divorced Dad, not a college student. You need to cook for yourself. There is a delight in the ability to take raw food and turn it into a delicious meal, it's damn near magic. Cooking takes your mind to a different place too.

Now, more than ever, you need to distract yourself and cooking is a way to do this. Cooking is also a fantastic way to bond with our kids. This bonding starts with the trip to the grocery store. While you get the ingredients you need for the meal let your kids pick the dessert. The complexity of the dessert should coincide with the age of your child. For example, you let younger kids choose between the tube of peanut butter or chocolate chip cookie dough. We are getting a bit ahead of ourselves, I will go more in-depth on this subject in another entry of the Post-Divorce Survival Guide.

This first thing to do is get the tools you need. Yes, I said it, "tools". If you are going to build a shelf you need tools. If you are going to "build" a meal you need tools. Pots and pans are the hammer and screwdriver of the cooking trade. Power tools make building easy, same with cooking. Funny thing about cooking though, a novice can use cooking "power tools".

The first power tool I recommend for every Divorced Dad is a slow cooker. This is a device that cooks food over many hours. You can set this up as you leave for work in the morning and the aroma from a slow cooker greets you when you get Home. You can make anything in a slow cooker. If you are not ready to make deep-dish pizza, no worries. Meat and sauce are really all you need to make a great meal.

The first dish I ever made in my slow cooker was Salsa Chicken. Take 4 chicken breast, a jar of chip salsa put them in the slow cooker and turn it on. Leave it to cook for 4-5 hours on high or 6-8 on low. When it's done take two forks and shred up the chicken. (see picture). This can be supper for a day or two and maybe even lunch. If you watch the pennies, the dollars take care of themselves. Need ideas for your slow cooker just Google "slow cooker recipes" and you will find a cornucopia of different pages with recipes.

The next kitchen power tool I recommend is a rice cooker. This will make perfect rice each and every time. Take one part rice, two parts water, dump them in the rice cooker, and in about 20 minutes BOOM rice. You will find rice goes with everything, especially the juice and sauce from the slow cooker.

Take a fork in each hand, stick the forks in a chicken breast, and rip it apart.
Take a fork in each hand, stick the forks in a chicken breast, and rip it apart.

Advice From a Divorced Dad #4

Don't like the upholstery on your second-hand couch? Get a big blanket or sheet and cover it ... BOOM new couch.

Guideline #4: Second-Hand Furniture Needs Love Too

Your belly full, now you need a place to sit down and relax. Your Home is your empty canvas. You can furnish your Home how you want, but this will take time. Never forget, being a Divorced Dad means you have to maintain two households. I'm about to serve up your first "Mean Cup'a Joe" here, no matter how you currently feel about your Ex, she doesn't matter, your Kids do. If you have to buy second-hand furniture because of the child support you pay, so be it. The good news is you can find some great second-hand furniture if you know where to look. This is also a great bonding opportunity for you and your Kids. Have them help you look for furniture. An

Looking for second-hand furniture is like looking for a used car. The same theory applies. You want "kinda newish" with "not a lot of miles". I found my futon and bed (not mattress and box spring) on the "free" section of craigslist. I wanted a futon like this (wooden, not metal tubes) for a long time.

Weather permitting, you can find all kinds of furniture at garage/yard/estate sales. That $800 couch they sell at the furniture store could be $50 or less at a garage sale. Another place to find good deals on second-hand furniture is Goodwill.

I have found Ikea has pretty good furniture, so don't sell it short. It's inexpensive and it looks good. You never know what treasures you will find. You may even find a chair that matches that futon you found. You have to put everything together but you're a Dad, you can handle it.

Lastly, your bed. A mattress and box spring are the only things I recommend getting from a store. Second-hand mattresses are just - there's no other word for it - icky. The best part, you can get exactly the kind of mattress you have always wanted because you are going to be the only one sleeping in it. I went out and got a queen-size Tempurpedic mattress.

My Craigslist Futon and IKEA Chair

What Did We Learn?

Well, Fellow Traveller, you've got food for a few days with your slow cooker and enough recipes, thanks to Google, so you can have a new dish every time you cook. and a place to sleep and relax while you watch TV. Making your house your Home never stops. Don't hesitate to decorate your Home the way you want. That Stormtrooper stand-up you won from work that she never let you display...PUT IT OUT! This is your Home. Tune in next time to the Post-Divorce Survival Guide

This article is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge. Content is for informational or entertainment purposes only and does not substitute for personal counsel or professional advice in business, financial, legal, or technical matters.

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      2 years ago from Southern California, USA

      I think now that minimalism is becoming more popular is is just good common sense for anyone, married, single, divorced, not to spend lots of money on fancy furniture. If you move in the future this furniture is just something to worry about. If you have pets, who wants furniture they need to worry constantly about.


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