Koren Kartalis is a thirty-something divorce lawyer, spa junkie, and aspiring energy healer. A Jersey Shore native, Koren revels in all aspects of the salt life. When not cracking a lobster open with her bare hands, Koren can be found lazing away in the bathtub, whilst simultaneously taking business calls, casting friends' horoscopes, or researching natural home remedies. Koren is presently working on a manuscript based on the misadventures of a young attorney navigating her way through the jungle known as the legal profession. Her penultimate goal is to retire on the island of Crete, Greece, where she plans on sleeping until noon and whittling down the remainder of her bucket list.